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2008

Jul

Jodie Marsh Has Retarded Tits of the Day

Jodie Marsh is a glamour model from the UK who tries too hard because she was teased growing up, to the point of comtemplating suicide. She went onto marry some radio DJ in some kind of poorly planned publicity stunt and he ended up dumping her due to poor hygiene, whatever the fuck that means, I assume it means her pussy smells rank, but what the fuck do you expect when you marry an attention craving slut with retarded fake tits who is out everynight getting wasted and who has fucked countless people and above all is a piece of trash. The truth is that I don’t know if the guy really knows what bad hygiene at least not in a way that I do and that week old kitchen garbage smell he’s smellin on Jodie Marsh probably has nothing on the shit I’ve seen growing on my wife. The truth is that dude needs to stop being such a whiner beause if you marry a garbage of a woman who looks like a street whore, you have no right judging her because she smells like one.

Here she is partying in her American Apparel gold pants and a shirt made for big titty sluts who feel like showing off.

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2008

Jul

Jodie Marsh is a Party Slut of the Day

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Jodie Marsh proves that a drunk chick in tight clothes, with big tis hanging out all over the place like they are looking for a good time, while playfully flirting with some other ugly chick, doesn’t have to be hot to be worth fucking. These girls look like garbage failed pornstars who are well past their prime, but remind me of the time I almost scored a threesome. The story is pretty simple, I was at a bar drinking with some trashy busted up chick, who looked and smelled like her teeth were rotting. I figured she was easy pickings.

We got to talking about how she loves being naked with her friends, a thought that was only hot in theory and asked her about threesomes and lesbianism and shit like that, next thing I know the bar is closing and I get invited back to her hotel room that she is sharing with her friend to drink their mini-bar and do some shitty cocaine to keep the party going. After settling in with these 2 busted up chicks. I keep trying to drink them into something hot knowing that the situation outweighs the quality of the pussy, I decide to push for them to kiss and show each other their tits. I guess I was too eager and they weren’t really having it and asked me to leave because they were tired, but before I did, I jerked off in the bathroom to the thought of the threesome that could have been. It was a pretty humilating night but pretty much counts as a threesome in my books and that’s the end of my story.

Here’s Jodie Marsh and her tits.

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2008

Apr

Jodie Marsh’s Stupid Tits Partying of the Day

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Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

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2008

Apr

Jodie Marsh Does Cleavage of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is another one of those sluts who doesn’t mind being a slut because she realizes that it pays more than being a prude who works at the local dinner and dies at 40 when she decides to hang herself because she’s 10,000 dollars in debt from an unnatural crotchet addiction and she feels so alone in this scary world. Her life could have been saved had she spent that 10,000 dollars of credit on a pair of fake tits, 15 years earlier, but instead she took the sad path. It’s one of those what if situations where you look at your life and wonder how different it would have been had you taken a different course, only in this case, that conscious decision isn’t really an unknown but her moral Christian upbringing just skewed her from making the right decision….

Either way, I was at the strip club, this slut was all trying to get me to get a dance with her and I pawned her off on my friend, who ended up rejecting her. I told her that if she was really serious about getting a dance, all she had to do was tell us “I want to grab your tits”, it’s this psychological thing where guys walk down the street everyday wanting to grab every tit they see, but girls never just offer it up, they play all hard to get and take work and when at a stripclub we don’t want to have to put ourselves out there, we want shit handed to us but for some reason strippers try to retain their dignity and in doing that end up rejecting my advice, call me and asshole and move onto some other sucker. I know that I can’t say no to a girl who asks me to grab her tits and I assume you feel the same way and that my advice was sound, but unfortunately for the slut she just didn’t value my opinion so fuck her. Here’s Jodie Marsh with her retarded cleavage.

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2008

Apr

Jodie Marsh Nipple Busting Out of her Slut Shirt of the Day

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Jodie Marsh is some UK slag who has stupid big tits. I am about as attracted to her as I am to a plastic bag full of broken glass, which isn’t saying much because I am into abusing my penis when it doesn’t pull through for me just to make sure it still feels pain.

I hate trashy sluts who dress half naked, who have fake hair, tits and a bad make-up and try to trick us into thinking they are down to fuck, but the second you get them home they don’t put out because they are already spent from all the male attention they got that night and they just want to unwind from all that in front of an old movie with a glass of wine.

Things are never what they seem. The girls who look like pornstars or strippers are usually the ones who only do it to get ahead and don’t actually like giving head because it’s too much work and work isn’t something they do and part of the reason they are dressing the way they do. They could dress normal and get no attention because they are not hot, but that doesn’t pay the bills or they can make themselves look like a whore and distract men from their ugliness and get money and easy jobs like posing topless thrown their way.

Getting naked or being a slut is pretty much the easiest thing a girl can do to make money, guys are always dumb enough to feed into that shit but the thing about these sluts is that they never actually give up their pussy because they are lazy and that requires actual work, something they hate and the whole reason they use their body to get ahead.

My prediction is that bitch is the worst fuck out there and if you’re lookin’ for a good time, go for the girl who thinks she has no sex appeal, not one who bases her life on her sex appeal, because the one who doesn’t will overcompensate and show you a good time and that’s really all we’re interested in. Only virgins who aren’t getting pussy and married men who hate their pussy care about jerking off to Glamor Models, the rest of us just want a girl who likes suckin’ dick.

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