Party sluts are the new porn sluts because they dress the same and fuck in exchange for free booze instead of money and they don’t usually do it on camera unless the dude who is feeding the party slut booze is smart enough, which he usually isn’t because being the dude who feeds girls booze out of his overpriced bottle, is usually a prime example of how retarded he is……

It’s like every club’s got half naked girls bottle whoring themselves onto cunt’s in Ed Hardy T-shirts who have bottle’s of Goose, despite mixing that shit down with cranberry juice because they don’t like the burn of alcohol and could be mixing rubbing alcohol in the shit because it’s a lot cheaper, but that doesn’t have the same effect on people or impress girls as much as a 300 dollar bottle to go with their 100 dollar t-shirt that probably cost 2 dollars to make in some third world country, and a pair of 300 dollar jeans that make their asses look appealing to sluts who just want to get a free drink because they want to save their slut money to buy themselves something special like a new bra or sheer panties to flash at unsuspecting assholes who are trying to look like they are ballin’ when in reality work a normal 9-5 and are just what you call a 9-5 Millionaire, or someone with no money, just a line of credit because he’s held his job at the call center long enough to be considered a low risk.

It’s all overcompensation bullshit but not as overcompensating as Jodie Marsh’s retarded tits.

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