Jodie Marsh is another one of those sluts who doesn’t mind being a slut because she realizes that it pays more than being a prude who works at the local dinner and dies at 40 when she decides to hang herself because she’s 10,000 dollars in debt from an unnatural crotchet addiction and she feels so alone in this scary world. Her life could have been saved had she spent that 10,000 dollars of credit on a pair of fake tits, 15 years earlier, but instead she took the sad path. It’s one of those what if situations where you look at your life and wonder how different it would have been had you taken a different course, only in this case, that conscious decision isn’t really an unknown but her moral Christian upbringing just skewed her from making the right decision….

Either way, I was at the strip club, this slut was all trying to get me to get a dance with her and I pawned her off on my friend, who ended up rejecting her. I told her that if she was really serious about getting a dance, all she had to do was tell us “I want to grab your tits”, it’s this psychological thing where guys walk down the street everyday wanting to grab every tit they see, but girls never just offer it up, they play all hard to get and take work and when at a stripclub we don’t want to have to put ourselves out there, we want shit handed to us but for some reason strippers try to retain their dignity and in doing that end up rejecting my advice, call me and asshole and move onto some other sucker. I know that I can’t say no to a girl who asks me to grab her tits and I assume you feel the same way and that my advice was sound, but unfortunately for the slut she just didn’t value my opinion so fuck her. Here’s Jodie Marsh with her retarded cleavage.

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