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2016

19

Dec

Dree Hemingway Titty of the Day

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Dree Hemingway is in Twin Magazine…

She is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”

Her last name isn’t even Hemingway, but use whatever you’ve got in your nude pics – cuz people like associating with things they deem important….so let them know you are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work…that I doubt she needs to do – because there must be a trust fund out there, he’s still selling books and the money’s gotta go somewhere…

She’s been naked before…so we like her.

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2016

10

Feb

Dree Hemingway for Playboy’s Nudity Free Issue of the Day

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I know there isn’t any hype whatsoever about the new Playboy Issue and their ill-advised attempt to generate advertising and PR by taking out obvious nudity, even though dudes like labia, but instead using implied nudity, because dudes love implied nudity on instagram….

I wrote my shitty 5 reasons not to buy PLAYBOY < a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/05/5-reasons-not-to-buy-playboys-non-nude-issue-of-the-day" target="blank"> HERE ….I didn’t put much thought into it, but we all realize we can access porn and more compelling self shot photoshoots of girls more relevant than Dree Hemingway on instagram….

When I saw the pics from the shoot, I realized the magazine is fucking doomed. I can’t imagine this working or this selling issues.

What I do know is that when you’re a billion dollar brand, the whole point of your content production should be doing stuff that the average dude with an iphone can’t do.

If that’s paying bitches enough to spread eagle…or whatever it is…it’s gotta be better than this.

We live in a world where fashion magazines for women and gays have more tit than this…

What a fucking fail, it’s like Lesbian porn. I need the climax.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|SFW

2014

02

May

Dree Hemingway for A Shoe Campaign of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a model who is related to Ernest Hemingway, and I am pretty sure she wants you to know it, otherwise she would have used her father’s last name in her marketing of herself, but no one gives a fuck about CRISMAN…CRISMAN wasn’t one of America’s most celebrated authors and the how the fuck would that translate into her booking gigs for being a Hemingway, if the general public didn’t know…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that she a tall hot model, as these fourth generation rich kids go, you know two generations before them were breeding with hot model pussy thanks to being rich, leading the hot model pussy in their own bloodline..genius population control up on some Hitler level master race shit…

More importantly, she gets naked for fashion ..and even better has REAL SEX IN MOVIES because it’s all part of her art…

Here she is in some campaign she booked…showing some ass…and I like her…I kind of want to marry her..

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2013

20

Sep

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes Kinda Naked for LOVE of the Day

Dree Hemingway and Doutzen Kroes are in LOVE magazine…and they are pretty hot…I don’t know which one is which because I have facial recognition blindness…but that doesn’t mean I would try to ejaculate on both their faces…if given the chance…it just means I wouldn’t know which one is which…

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2013

08

May

Dree Hemingway’s Real Sex Scene in Starlet of the Day

I have been a huge advocate of real sex in mainstream movies, because I figure playing make belief sex is just gay as fuck, you know all wearing their little flesh toned underwear pretending to get fucked, while getting paid millions to be there….make the movie real life people…..

So I am a huge fan of seeing real sex in movies, especially when the person getting slammed is a descendant of Ernest Hemingway, who paved a way for her to never have to fuck on camera to get ahead in life with all his American Literature classics.

Which makes the whole thing so much more amazing to watch….

I mean at this point, is Dree Hemingway a pornstar, is this a TEEN MOM FARRAH situation? Staged sex for money and career. One a broken rich girl the other a broken girl who was probably banged as a tween by a relative…both fucking on camera…who cares, just be glad it happened.

I mean she’s fingered, eaten out, sucks dick and is penetrated, in front of a bunch of dudes, unless it is a body double….which I guess makes this post obsolete….but until proven otherwise, I’m gonna say it’s her….

Damn….it’s a body double named Zoe Voss. What a bummer.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2013

06

Feb

Dree Hemingway Strips for some Campaign of the Day

Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s great granddaughter, a relationship she probably never shuts the fuck up about, you know pretending that she wants to break free from his evil literary genius that provided her the good life spell….but deep down inside…and really anytime a restaurant fucks up her reservations….she goes into the “do you know who I am…”….rant..I can assume it was the same rant that made her a model…a model who gets naked but doesn’t show nipple for obscure ad campaigns….no fun.

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2012

11

Sep

Dree Hemingway is Bendy for Terry Richardson of the Day


Dree Hemingway is Ernest Hemingway’s grand daughter or great grand daughter or some connection that I assume would make you step back and say “shit, that bitch is worth noticing, she’s Ernest Hemingways relation, and Ernest Hemingway was an American Literary Genius, someone they teach in schools, and she’s in a blood line, we should look at her and even hire her…..”….I mean that’s probably why she’s in pictures bending….or why she’s a model… Other Than the Fact that She Gets Naked for Fashion …..cuz people like associating with things they deem important….even if they really are a direct product of Hemingway’s ejaculate 60 years later…..

That said I’m sure she’s a lovely person and a caring/giving soul….who does’t ride her family name at all and is responsible for her success solely on her hard work.

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2012

25

Jul

Dree Hemingway’s Nipple for Interview Magazine of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a product of nepotism, but then again so is pretty much anyone who is rich in America…if it isn’t who your grandfather or great grandfather is….and who everyone inter-married in the upper crust of society each generation in between, then it is who’s dick you sucked….and often times these rich society blue blooded American royalty are so broken that it is a solid mix of both….and I know rich girls getting naked for attention and money they don’t need….is rich girls only doing it for attention….trying to make herself relevant onee nipple flash at a time…and that in and of itself…make this otherwise barely attractive girl a model I don’t mind lookin’ at…there’s so much depth to her issues….but then again it is just a nipple…no big deal.

Posted in:Dree Hemingway|NSFW

2012

03

Feb

Dree Hemingway Topless for Some Clothing Line of the Day

If you like your topless for fashion models who aren’t even that hot because they got to be in this game due to nepotism to be of the lineage of legendary American writers….then Dree Hemingway in these pics is for you…

Sure her tits are shit and apparently she’s fucking ugly in person, but when Great Grampy is Ernest Hemingway all that doesn’t matter….you can pretty much get away with it….

All that richness that comes with being part of an iconic Americana family, get you far…so you might as well embrace it and be a socialite about it…take advantage of it cuz you’re lucky enough to have it and not have to work a real job, cuz you’re getting paid for nonsense, like people telling you you’re prettier than you are, while keeping your family happy that you’re not just milking your trust fund like the rest of them….you have actual purpose and vision….you’re an artist…bullshit…

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2011

08

Jul

Lots of Model Titties for Purple Magazine of the Day

Here is an assortment of model tit….apparently Edita Vilkeviciute, Magdalena Frackowiak, Eniko Mihalik, Sabrina Nait,
Anais Pouliot, Lauren Young, Dree Hemingway & Jacquelyn Jablonski are in the shit…

I don’t know which model is which, I just know these bitches are getting slutty, topless, showing bush for Terry Richardson. I don’t know when these pics are from, I just know they are from a Purple Magazine photoshoot.

I don’t feel like anyone is on the site, because it is summer and nice outsite, but also because no one reads this site to begin with, or cares about the site, so I’m going drinking.

You can figure out why I posted them if you haven’t already…and if you need a clue it’s got something to do with whores showing tits for money and noteriety….cuz tits and whores are my favorite…especially when disguised as a “model”…what a joke….

I’m sure you can figure the rest out on your own…

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