I know there isn’t any hype whatsoever about the new Playboy Issue and their ill-advised attempt to generate advertising and PR by taking out obvious nudity, even though dudes like labia, but instead using implied nudity, because dudes love implied nudity on instagram….

I wrote my shitty 5 reasons not to buy PLAYBOY < a href="http://drunkenstepfather.com/2016/02/05/5-reasons-not-to-buy-playboys-non-nude-issue-of-the-day" target="blank"> HERE ….I didn’t put much thought into it, but we all realize we can access porn and more compelling self shot photoshoots of girls more relevant than Dree Hemingway on instagram….

When I saw the pics from the shoot, I realized the magazine is fucking doomed. I can’t imagine this working or this selling issues.

What I do know is that when you’re a billion dollar brand, the whole point of your content production should be doing stuff that the average dude with an iphone can’t do.

If that’s paying bitches enough to spread eagle…or whatever it is…it’s gotta be better than this.

We live in a world where fashion magazines for women and gays have more tit than this…

What a fucking fail, it’s like Lesbian porn. I need the climax.

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