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2012
08
Oct
What’s Contemporary by Patrick and Victor Demarchelier of the Day
Here are a bunch of models…their names don’t matter because they are pretty much interchangeable, replaceable, every girl wants to be a model and will get topless for it, since it is Society’s stamp of approval, you know letting them know they matter, that they are hot, and that they don’t need to work an actual job, here’s a ton of money to just sit there and look pretty….and for some reason, a reason I call hot girls….it is porn to me…
So here are models: Toni Garrn, Frida Gustavsson, Constance Jablonski, Monika ‘Jac’ Jagaciak & Liu Wen for some topless photoshoot….
Posted in:Constance Jablonski|Frida Gustavsson|Liu Wen|Monika Jagaciak|NSFW|Toni Garrn
2012
05
Oct
Lacey Banghard Page 3 Photoshoot Video of the Day
Another day, another Glamour model in videos and/or picture, showing her pretty irrelevant, yet awesome tits….it is like these Glamour models don’t sleep, or maybe it is just that there are so fucking many of them, that there is just an endless supply of half naked busty trash that was meant to be strippers, only instead figured out the low level fame game, and I am glad they did, cuz otherwise we’d never be touched by their greatness on an emotional level, like we are after watching this video…
Girl in kitchen looking hot…works for me….
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2012
04
Oct
Kristen Stewart’s Tits in on the Road for Old Times of the Day
I guess the DVD dropped…or something…becasue these Kristen Stewart titty in On the Road have been on the internet the last few months….I know I’ve posted them before, but as a pervert who doesn’t mind my titties small, awkward or on some white trash inbred cunt who is now famous….as long as I get to see them…even if I’ve seen them before…I’m down.
I can only assume this is part of the billion dollar empire she sold her soul to, along with her fake cheating scandal and the fact that the last installment of the shit needs to be one huge blow out…you know all strategy as she is just a pawn or a puppet in their master plan…as she was a puppet as a child as her family members had sex with her…at least that’s what I assume gave her such depth in her action…you know it is straight from a sad and dark incest fueled place…
Who cares. Tits.
Posted in:Kristen Stewart|NSFW
2012
04
Oct
Rosie Jones Page 360 of the Day
Here’s a little glamour model named Rosie Jones…who is a pretty fucking popular Glamour model….you know the UK girls who get topless in shitty magazines and make millions doing it….even though they are hardly hot enough to be actual models….while still hot enough to look at while topless….cuz really all girls are…..even the really offensively ugly ones who don’t do this as a job….
The real excitement in all this is the concept behind this “Page 360” shoot…it’s like bitch spin….and we’ll capture it from all angles…to make jerking off a 3D experience or something….and I like this revolutionary thought process and innovation in slut documenting….
Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones
2012
03
Oct
Flavia Lucini Titties for Elle Mexico Oct 2012 of the Day
This Flavia girl is amazing…I want to do wonderful things with her…like make her breakfast in bed….give her feed massages after she has a long day of shopping…rub her down in hot oil and wrestle her in my basement for my friends to watch…she’s magical and deserves the best kind of love story….and I am the one who should give it to her…and by it I mean…anal…or at least eating her ass while rubbing her clit.
She’s fantastic and here she is naked for fashion because fashion is more pornographic than DrunkenStepfather.com
I don’t know where Flavia Lucini is from…or who she is…but I know she may be perfect enough for me..
Posted in:Flavia Lucini|NSFW
2012
03
Oct
Sophie Reade 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day
This reminds me of an era before the internet filled with white trash posters sold in music stores of cheesy fucking girls with stupid fake 80s tits in stupid settings with captions like “rear admiral”….you know a time before the internet….you know shit quality women in shit settings half naked….but you know what…I still jerked off to it….so thanks Sophie Reade for keeping the garbage alive….
Posted in:NSFW|Sophie Reade
2012
01
Oct
Emily Ratajkowski Nude Compilation Video of the Day
Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski….
Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast.
My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit….
I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2012
01
Oct
Christiane Seidel for Boardwalk Empire of the Day
Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….
Posted in:Christiane Seidel|NSFW
2012
01
Oct
Anna Selezneva for Tits Vogue Russia of h Day
Anna Selezneva is a model and I like models cuz they know how to look good in picture, but also how to get naked for fashion, in efforts to get ahead, and that gets me what I want with far less pressure, work, risk of STDs, it’s like hand delivered instead of me sending flowers and love letters and taking her on dates….
She’s Russian and Armenian…which confuses me cuz she doesn’t have a beard…but maybe that’s cuz she’s only 22 and the beard grows in around Ki Kardashian’s age…
She’s doing Yoga Poses remindning me to sign-up to local yoga classes for masturbation purposes, provided I don’t die from fitness.
Posted in:Anna Selezneva|NSFW
2012
30
Sep
Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day
Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson