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2012
01
Oct
Emily Ratajkowski Nude Compilation Video of the Day
Here’s a weird edit some creep made of Emily Raajkowski….
Emily Ratajkowski is some model who may hate me and has blocked me on Instagram and Twitter…but I still like looking at her aspiring to be famous tits..tits that she doesn’t mind showing off because I guess she figures it’s better than sucking dick in back alley’s to pay the fucking rent…..not that she has to pay the rent…but I guess with a body like this it should be put on blast.
My friend told me her tits were fake. I used to hate fake tits. Now I don’t…cuz I fuckeed a whore with fake tits and realized when tits don’t morph into weird shapes when getting slammed…but stay firm and round…I cum faster…cuz I don’t get lost in the motion…like staring at a water feature in the park or some shit….
I don’t know if I make sense, but the good news is that I don’t have to.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2012
01
Oct
Christiane Seidel for Boardwalk Empire of the Day
Big moves for Christiane Seidel….this is her big break…and it involves her getting naked…but the real question is how naked did she have to get the opportunity to get naked on TV…her IMDB reads like the back of a cocktail napkin…a few smeared credits that may seem substantial to non actors at the party…”oh wow, you were on an episode of Law & Order, I watch that show sometimes”….but that are in fact totally irrelevant….meaning making this naked on TV shit come true took some hustle…and now she can be proud the world or at least the part of the world that watches Boardwalk Empire has seen her tits….I hear it is a lasting performance that won’t be forgotten….and really I just like naked on TV….cuz long gone are the days of jerking off to Thighmaster infomercials and that’s a good thing….
Posted in:Christiane Seidel|NSFW
2012
01
Oct
Anna Selezneva for Tits Vogue Russia of h Day
Anna Selezneva is a model and I like models cuz they know how to look good in picture, but also how to get naked for fashion, in efforts to get ahead, and that gets me what I want with far less pressure, work, risk of STDs, it’s like hand delivered instead of me sending flowers and love letters and taking her on dates….
She’s Russian and Armenian…which confuses me cuz she doesn’t have a beard…but maybe that’s cuz she’s only 22 and the beard grows in around Ki Kardashian’s age…
She’s doing Yoga Poses remindning me to sign-up to local yoga classes for masturbation purposes, provided I don’t die from fitness.
Posted in:Anna Selezneva|NSFW
2012
30
Sep
Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day
Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
28
Sep
Lindsey and her Hipster Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day
I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….
These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…
But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
28
Sep
Lucy Pinder’s Hot Recent Topless Frank White Photoshoot of the Day
Like most girls…Lucy Pinder has tits…but unlike most girls…Lucy Pinder has life changing tits…tits that inspire…and that she has made a living out of…but I think I am just tapping into my animalistic hormones today…cuz every girl I see is giving me fucking boners…all because they don’t look like my wife….even if they are old enough to be my wife…or maybe…Lucy Pinder’s a babe…..a babe who knows her worth and shows her titties to prove it…cuz really…tits aren’t a big deal…
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2012
27
Sep
Sarah Harding’s Awesome Upskirt of the Day
I don’t know when this picture is from, but I am assuming recently, since Sarah Harding is only 30, but looks like a 45 year old housewife with an eating disorder, drug addiction and BOTOX party planning hobby….and as her sex appeal slowly melts away with her collagen…as her inner thigh skin hang off her bone like over over boiled chicken….I appreciate staring at what could be her bald skinny dangling vagina…but that’s just cuz this is how I like my women to work…weak, emaciated, unable to run…and jacked on whatever pills they are jacked on.
Posted in:NSFW|Sarah Harding
2012
27
Sep
Lacey Banghard’s Topless Bikini Photoshoot of the Day
I am starting to like these Glamour models…because every once in a while I decide tha huge fucking tits are the future…thanks to genetically modified foods, plastic surgery and all that other good stuff that leaves woman hormonal and eager to flaunt their shit so that men look at them…in exchange for money instead of working….changing their names to dirty little sassy slutty names that make me want to fuck….and by every once in a while I mean always…Lacey Banghard should be my girlfriend.
Posted in:Lacey Banghard|NSFW
2012
26
Sep
Karlie Kloss Titties in Latex for Numero of the Day
Karlie Kloss was in last year’s Victoria’s Secret fashion show….where she was promoted as their new face…where they did a spotlight on her…even though she’s been in the game for a while…and everyone got mad at how skinny and not busty she was…serious hate was propogated….exceept from me…cuz I love skinny girls…and small lovely tits…
Now I don’t know if she was fired by Victoria’s Secret since her trial run was a failure, you know her probationary period was a flop, you know that things just didn’t work out…..
But I do know she’s shooting softcore latex fetish porn for a fashion magazine that is marketing this smut as fashion…and I fucking love it.
Posted in:Karlie Kloss|NSFW