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2012
19
Sep
Britain’s Biggest Boobs featuring Stacy Poole, Sophie Reade, Holly Peers & for Nuts of the Day
This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse…
In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about….
You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on…
So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.
Posted in:Holly Peers|NSFW|Sophie Reade|Stacy Poole
2012
18
Sep
Paula Bertolini Tit for Glamour of the Day
Paula Bertolini is a skinny model and she’s naked for some fashion photoshoot that you know was scripted in the office of some pretentious art director who thought he had a vision…a revolutionary, artistic vision that will redefine fashion as we know it, or at least that’s how he pitched this, cuz recycled, repetitive, bullshit trash with a few nipples in it to keep it edgy enough for people to talk about it like it’s more than just mass produced bullshit, doesn’t sell the creative team as well…
I’ve never heard of her, but I’ve seen her naked and I like it…..cuz she’s not fat.
Posted in:NSFW|Paula Bertolini
2012
17
Sep
Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day
I don’t know if these pics of a ridiculous Katy Perry upskirt are recent, but I do know they are ridiculous….not because her ass is really on blast….fully fucking out there on display like she might as well shouldn’t be wearing pants or more importantly let midgets follow her up stairs…but because there is no way this is her ass…
I don’t know much, but I know Katy Perry’ss lower body is thick, sloppy and vile….and I don’t care how extended her legs and ass are…or if she’s flexing….she’s a dump truck of a woman and this ass is not hers…and if it is it has been photoshooped harder than all the dick it’s had cum in it when selling her soul for her career…..
The weird thing in all this is that like I dog…I want to sniff it.
Posted in:Katy Perry|NSFW
2012
17
Sep
Kate Moss’ Thick Old Tired Body has a Nipple Flash of the Day
Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….
I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, if not appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..
She’s fantastic…but more importantly always flashing her model nipples…even when she doesn’t look like she’s thrown the towel in like she does today….making her always fun.
She’s awesome.
2012
17
Sep
The Naked Chick from Boardwalk Empire Premiere of the Day
I only watch one show on TV and that show is Boardwalk Empire. I am not sure if it has much to do with the acting or storyline, because I always end up falling asleep, as much as it has to do with the era of whores, booze, bootleggers and luxury….or maybe I just like seeing girls with grown out bushes in nude scenes trying to make it.
Her name is Meg Chambers Steedle, she is the new mistress, she is topless, dressed in 1920s gear, with 1920s natural tits and she’s lovely.
I love this throwback vintage Americana shit…
Posted in:Boardwalk Empire|HBOobs|NSFW
2012
14
Sep
Kate Middleton Alleged Topless Tanning Pics that Look Pretty Topless of the Day
Kate Middleton is some middle class whore who was hired by the Royal Family to be the future Queen as a marketing stunt for the Royal Family, because lets face it they were losing their brand image….and having her spoke to the public in a way that got them hits…views and a televised wedding….
Even she didn’t really love the Prince, he’s a fucking prince, pretty top dog in her social scene or possiblities of people to get knocked up by, it is really just logic….and I wouldn’t call her a whore for it….all girls make themseleves love men who come with opportunity…
And like a whore, here she is in some topless pics, tanning like every girl should, a leader to us all, because after selling your soul to the devil isn’t all that bad, but you still don’t want to have fucking tan lines, especially not when in France where topless is allowed and the paparazzi watch….the same paparazzi that can leave you dead in a Tunnel….RIP Princess Diana…..
All this to say, these pics were in Closer magazine and they shoulda been closer…I like my tanning pics with more spread labia…and she’s unevnentful…sure she may be skinny, her ass may be ok, but here tits aren’t that rockin’….and here are the pics…we need more Pippa….she’s the real bottom feeder in the family trying to get noticed and stand out from her sister’s shadow…and that makes her more fun.
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Posted in:Kate Middleton|NSFW
2012
13
Sep
Melissa Debling Hot Tits for Zoo Magazine of the Day
Melissa Debling has a rockin’ set of tits….she’s some Glamour Model I’ve never heard of, but I don’t really keep track of these strippers, even though you think I would, because they are all willing to go topless as that is the foundation or basis of their skills and talents…It almost amazese me that these girls exist, you know that they look in the mirror and say “I have great tits, I must share said tits with the world, and monetize my life with these tits, cuz someone will see I have the tits that it takes and the eagerness to show them but not as a stripper cuz that’s tacky and gross”…..in some backwards big titty logic that makes little sense to me….but that doesn’t have to make sense…cuz we are all God’s Children and we are all allowed to have life dreams, goals, ambition, and if showing are tits is a part of that…than I’ll gladly watch….
Posted in:Melissa Debling|NSFW
2012
13
Sep
Allison Pill “Accidental” Topless Pic of the Day
I have never heard of Allison Pill, but apparently she’s on the show The Newsroom and apparently she accidentally thought she Alison she was sending her topless pic in a private message to her boyfriend Jay Baruchel….
I can related, I hate dealing with a scandal that arises when I accidentally post dick picsto Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr, that I thought I was sending to a girl I sext…I hate how text messaging and twitter, facebook and twitter are so much alike…
It’s called a self initiated “notice the bitch” situation…and now…she will forever be the girl who pretended she was too retarded to use twitter and cell phones…in efforts to get people buzzing about her…
What it comes down to is that it is just a hipster tit…and there’s little exciting about that….unless you’re drunk on Pabst and sticking your dick in it’s massive fashionable bush…
Who cares….maybe her 300 facebook fans…..Canadians are such fucking whores.
Posted in:Allison Pill|NSFW
2012
12
Sep
Eniko Mihalik Nice Titties for HUGE of the Day
Eniko Mihalik is my kind of Hungarian model…cuz she’s busty in her rockin’ Cold War, Iron Curtain, Built on Communist Values and hard work, Down with the USSR, first in space travel, Rationed Bread line limited food, good genes cuz the weak died off before the Fall of Communism allowing her to avoid the mafia run Sex Trade body…..
A body she’s not scared to show off naked in fashion shoots…cuz it is sure fucking better than making Borscht in the back of some sex club when not washing old communist party leader semen out of her vagina now that she’s too old to be properly utilized in the human sex trade…..you know a den mother at 25….but instead she whores herself out in a more glamorous, socially accepted way….Gettin Paid…
Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|NSFW
2012
12
Sep
Seren Gibson Hot for Front of the Day
This is a hot All American, Hipstered Out photoshoot for Front magazine, featuiring all things American, like tits, coke, donuts, beer, pizza, flags, stars and stripes and fucking, even though it is for a UK magazine and features UK pussy..which would be considered mocking or racist if they were a bunch of blacks in white face, or a bunch of whites dressed like mexicans with Donkeys, but because there is a naked stripper turned Glamour Model in it, it is all ok…I mean she could be drowning puppies and someone would be jerking off to it…and that someone is you.
Posted in:NSFW|Seren Gibson