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2012

03

Oct

Sophie Reade 2013 Calendar Shoot of the Day

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This reminds me of an era before the internet filled with white trash posters sold in music stores of cheesy fucking girls with stupid fake 80s tits in stupid settings with captions like “rear admiral”….you know a time before the internet….you know shit quality women in shit settings half naked….but you know what…I still jerked off to it….so thanks Sophie Reade for keeping the garbage alive….

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2012

26

Sep

Sophie Reade’s in a Bikini for her 2013 Calendar of the DAy

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Nothing says fun like half naked busty Glamour models who were destned to work the check out at Wal Mart or the diner in their ghetto trailer park they are from or more likely the fucking stripper….but instead UK Big Brother made her tits famous….tits she shows off for money…but that in her whore mind is not the same as stripping….since she doesn’t let random men touch her for 10 dollars a song…she instead gets in magazines….and uses her tits for good..like to give people something to jerk off to…and in this internet filled with sluts, free porn and tons of things to jerk off to…that’s pretty fucking noble and honorable of her….

She’s kinda fat, but I guess that comes with the huge titty territory…and that doesn’t stop you…so here’s her promo video for her Calendar that I’m not getting paid to post but that I should be cuz it’s branded harder than my dick is with herpes scars….

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2012

19

Sep

Britain’s Biggest Boobs featuring Stacy Poole, Sophie Reade, Holly Peers & for Nuts of the Day

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This is the kind of hard hitting journalism I can really get behind and endorse…

In what is probably the least important thing to possibly talk about in the grand scheme of things….Nuts has gone out and decided to focus on what we all actually care about….

You see in this world filled with hate, racism, anger, poverty, greed, lies and a dying world….that all media outlets talk about all day giving us anxiety…all we really want instinctively is a busty bitch to crawl up and snuggle up next to….or at least jerk off on…

So they compiled the best big tits in the UK….good job.

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2011

13

Dec

Sophie Reade, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers and a Very Topless Trashy Nuts Christmas of the Day

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Here’s a good way to class up Christmas…get a handful of stripper looking trashy twats from the UK to dress up in Christmas themed lingerie on a Christmas themed set, doing topless shit, cuz that’s what strippers do, and really I’m not complaining, as much as I only like to fuck with elegant, classy, girls….I like staring at the trash crying for attention as hard as daddy who never hugged them used to hit them….if you know what I mean…

Here’s some pics to help you come to town on your belly….cuz you’re pathetic.

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2010

09

Nov

Sophie Reade Flashes Her Panties in Some Staged Pics of the Day

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I don’t know much about Sophie Reade. She’s from the UK and I think it is safe to say that most people there don’t know much about her either. But I do think it is safe to say that she’s not the type of girl accustomed to wearing panties, especially not white ones, because all hookers, strippers and sluts know that white panties don’t hide discharge or remnants of creampies as well as other colors, but really because they don’t like wearing panties cuz of doctor’s orders insist she airs that cunt out…

I know…I’m just making stereotypes….the truth is that this busted face pig Glamor model who shows off her stupid fake tits to distract from her face and flashes panties to get the paparazzi snapping off shots to get her in the tabloids is a fucking scam. All girls who act like sluts and get paid for being slutty enough that mechanics buy their calendar’s are the shitties pussy in bed. It is a fact. When they fuck they just lay there and think they are doing you a favor cuz they haven’t got the memo that fake tan, fake hair, trashy stripper style isn’t fuckin’ hot anymore. It’s dated seduction that needs to be sent back to the fuckin’ 90s….

What it comes down to is that This bitch’s look is old and tired and she looks old and tired…but she is showing panty….something you probably find exciting cuz you are the reason she exists or has a career. You middle of the road, obvious, moron.

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2010

02

Feb

Sophie Reade and Her Friends Look Interesting of the Day

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Her name is Sophie Reade. I’ve never heard of her because I don’t live in the UK and even if I did I probably wouldn’t know her because she’s just that useless, but she’s obviously one of those tacky bottom feeding glamour models who isn’t hot, but compared to the toothless, grey skinned, miners and chimney sweepers that populate the country, she’s been on Big Brother, she looks like the UK version of Jersey shore club kids with cheap hair dye, trashy slutty clothes, who like getting wasted and who don’t put out unless you’re juiced on roids, because I guess they like to keep their strain of herpes amongst themselves….and there is nothing hot about these pics, but there is a whole lot of laughs. I need to hire these bitches to work my birthday party like a bunch of clowns they clearly are.

Pics via LFI

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2009

08

Oct

Sophie Reade Opens Some Store in Lingerie of the Day

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Some UK Big Brother winner continued to exploit herself even more than she already has because I guess she hasn’t had enough of insignificant fame and if anything loves it, because here she is at some store opening wearing lingerie on the street, something not horrible in theory, despite the fact that bitch is a solid 40 lbs overweight, making me think this is more of a circus performance than something worth jerking off to, but what the fuck do I know, maybe people like this shit, but I like to think its got more to do with her being very affordable for a store looking for someone to draw some attention in financially strained times.