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2012
30
Aug
Neelia Moore for Jonathan Leder of the Day
Neelia Moore is some no name model but that doesn’t mean she isn’t awesome, lovely and erotic to look at….you know the kind of girl you want to have a Disney move romance with….with less child molesting and more unrequited love that ends with her pregnant and with me trying to punch her in the stomach, whether by pretending to have a nightmare, slipping and falling, staging a car accident…anything but to pollute the world with something my cum has created….you know it is for the benefit of society right….
Posted in:Neelia Moore|NSFW
2012
28
Aug
Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day
Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….
Posted in:Eva Herzigova|NSFW
2012
28
Aug
Sojourner Morrell Jalouse France September Sept 2012 of the Day
Lesbian hipster with uneventful tits sojourner morrell….showed her uneventful tits for Jalouse France in what was only a hot shoot if you have an equestrian fetish…you know all hard for a hot bodied rich chick on a horse or with a horse…all strong legged and capable of controlling a massive beast in riding pants and riding boots and a helmet that will protect her when she’s got her face pressed into a stable wall as you stable hand her from behind….shoveling her shit with your dick from the stall that is her asshole….if you know what I mean….
Posted in:NSFW|Sojourner Morrell
2012
27
Aug
Vanessa Paradis Topless Beach Pics of the Day
Vanessa Paradis is an old French singer who was a childstar, but more known for being the bitch who locked Johnny Depp into marriage for 15 years….and now she’s taken her single, 40 year old tits to the beach and got herself all topless, because that’s how they make bathing suits in France, and sure they’re nothing substantial, but they did probably cost Johnny Depp 100 million dollars in the divorce, so that alone makes them fucking golden….just not quite as good as Amber Heard’s tits, that Johnny Depp was willing to trade these in, and pay a serious penalty, for….
Who cares.
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Posted in:NSFW|Vanessa Paradis
2012
27
Aug
Taryn Manning Hot as Shit in a Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day
I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…
There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…
Posted in:NSFW|Taryn Manning
2012
24
Aug
Random Candice Swanepoel Nipple Photoshoot of the Day
I have no idea where or when these Candice Swanepoel pics are from….but I know that doesn’t matter because all that matters is that they exist….I like that bitch is showing her amazing nipple…all pierced like a biker lesbian without the combat boots, armpit hair, small penis syndrome, organic vegan burger with a massive fat ass that makes you wonder how fat her dyke ass would be if she wasn’t a fucking vegan….and it is glorious…and all part of my converting this site to a Candice Swanepoel fan site – cuz she’s all that matters….
Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|NSFW
2012
23
Aug
Pornstar Jessie Andrews for RonysPhotobooth of the Day
Jessie Andrews is a hipster pornster and Ronysphotobooth, check him out on instagram, has been taking pic of LA hipsters for years…..
We are actually homies and some times we sext…no homo…
When I saw these awesome, hot, amazing pics of this Jessie Andrews bitch who looks 11 but who isn’t 11, and who is instead over 18 and a google search away from being throat fucked ….
I had no choice but to promote his photographic genius…and her tight, child like ass, that if you google search actual has HIPSTER BUSH AND A PORN CAREER real TWEENS aren’t allowed to have because that is the law….
This ass is the kind of thing you can chip a tooth on and go to jail for….if you try to re-create this at home with a similar bodied girl….and HotNewShit.com is where you’ll find more of Rony’s amazing.
Posted in:Jessie Andrews|NSFW
2012
22
Aug
Grimes New Video and Some Tit Licking – Girl Kissing of the Day
Grimes is some producer and performer from Canada, who apparenly lives or lived in the same city as me and who I didn’t seduce with my charm enough in efforts to ride her wave to fame…You know, K-Fedding her after she becomes huge, remembering me as her old friend from before she was famous after fame broke her down….but I am unaware of these things when it matters….
I catch wind of shit after the ship has sailed and bitch has already become overhyped, cuz I know she’s blowing the fuck up on the indie music scene, we’re talking rockstar status, invited to all the big events, annoying……
I’ve heard her album a few times, and even if it isn’t my normal music I masturbate to since I prefer the sound silence, not the song, but the actual sound of silence
….but she’s good…. not as good as she is at licking tits at a party….and tonguing a girl….but good none the less.
Here are some pics of her licking titties….and if that’s not good enough for you, you can watch her new video….she’s doing some fan boy shit and looks good….but I prefer the dyke behavior…and posting the pics is the kind of shit that will get me beat up locally by the lesbians…
Who cares. It is all good marketing. More importantly…I’m just posting pics, it’s not like I took them or posed for them….it’s all on you….you grimey bitch.
On a sidenote, these may not be pics of Grimes…someone emailed me and said they were, but I have facial recognition blindness.
2012
21
Aug
Melissa Haro Nude for Fashion of the Day
Melisa Haro is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, or at least was a Sports Illustrated model, cuz even at the age of 24, she’s been retired and hasn’t ben in the shit since 2009…..pretty hard dealing with peaking at 21, but I guess not everyone gets into SI Swimsuit and at least she can always tell her friends working the diner with her about her glory days, provided she’s the kind of model who has blown all her money and unable to get knocked up by millionaires financing her life, forcing her back to small town hell…but for some reasons…I think models like that only exit in my fantasies…
The good news is she hasn’t given up, and is still doing naked shoots for fashion, making noise, and that works for me
Posted in:Melisa Haro|NSFW
2012
21
Aug
Jessica Clark Naked in True Blood of the Day
Jessica Clark is some True Blood actor who gets naked in the show because otherwise hey would have cast some other lesbian, cuz lets face it, True Blood is a big deal, I don’t watch the shit, but everyone seems to be into it, up on the Vampire, Twilight generation kick, while boring me, especially when knowing I am just 24-48 hours away from seeing the good parts on the internet, not that seeing a naked lesbian covered in blood is necessarily a good part, unless it is the product of some forced contact with a penis, but that’s usually what turns them lesbian and not what makes them lesbians…LOLZ.
Posted in:Jessica Clark|NSFW