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2012

21

Aug

Teen Mom Janelle Throwback Leaked Nudes of the Day

Someone sent me these pre-implant Teen Mom Janelle piics…even though I’VE ALREADY SEEN THE IMPLANTS and thus have no reason to see her old shitty tits…..but I’m for any publicity stunt that hit…why the fuck not…especially when it involves seeing a shaved pussy…even if that pussy comes with a lot of baggage and damage, and I don’t just mean her busted inbred face, I’m talking the fact she had a kid as a teen to get on TV….breeding America’s future criminals…..

Here are the nudes…I am sure they have been circulated before – I am just revisiting…

Posted in:NSFW|Teen Mom Janelle

2012

20

Aug

Kate Moss Still Goin’ Topless on Yachts of the Day


Kate Moss, despite the probable STDs, is awesome…she’s the kind of bitch you eat out even if you know it’s gonnna end in serious cold sores…the nuclear resistant kind that ravage your throat and make you unable to eat for months….the kind so worth getting that despite the pain and suffering you look at the positive, like weight loss and the fact you just ate out Kate Moss.

She’s lived a rockstar life, looked hot doing it, always shows her tits, well into her 50s…she’s a mother, a model, a martyr, a goddess, a fucking boner giver….and people hate her, I just hate all the dick she’s had…but as far as I’m concerned, and as far as her AIDS are concerned, she’s still a virgin to me….sent from heaven…to take over my jerking off fantasies….

This isn’t the first time she’s been topless on a yacht, probably not the last either….all that matters is that it happened….


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Posted in:Kate Moss|NSFW

2012

20

Aug

Octomom’s Amazing Song of the Day

I was emailed this Octomom song the other day, because Octomom has been making moves…she has embraced her bottom feeding status and figured, she’s already got no shame, is hated, has no self respect and can’t make any money taking the high road….no matter hard she tried…so instead she just went fucking gutter…porn and making shitty music…like a low level Paris Hilton / Kim Kardashian only older and with a tighter vagina…you know cuz having her 8 kids projected out of her is hardly as damaging as what those other embarrassments to humanity have put in their vaginas…

Either way, take a listen to this shit, and dance….

Posted in:NSFW|Octomom

2012

17

Aug

Sabine Jemeljanova Topless and Amazing for NUTS of the Day

These are not new pictures of Latvian Sabine Jemeljanova who moved to the UK to learn English, but instead managed to become a Glamour Model for NUTS and Loaded, which was better than her other option of stripping, you know with great tits and broken english, options are limited, and thank god for that, cuz she’s fucking hot, something I never normally say about these low level Glam models, even though I embrace and appreciate all they represent and all they’ve done to not become cashiers at Walmart….

Here are a bunch of her pics, all of which are amazing.

Posted in:NSFW|Sabine Jemeljanova

2012

14

Aug

Oliva Munn Topless Scene in Magic Mike of the Day

I have heard this movie mentioned a lot lately, mainly by old horny bitches, and I haven’t bothered looking into it to see what it is actually about, because I don’t really give a fuck about male strippers, not even when they are being used to lure cunts like Olivia Munn into topless scenes, in efforts to raise her profile, cuz god fucking knows she’s been trying for fucking years….

I know, tits are fantastic under all circumstances, especially if you are a virgin loser who grew up buying into Olivia Munn’s nerd sympathy lie….but tits don’t impress me, especially not when they are from an attention seeker like this….but I’ll still watch them in action cuz I got nothing else to do…

Posted in:NSFW|Olivia Munn

2012

14

Aug

Lia Lor by Terry Richardson of the Day

Lia Lor is a fresh face in porn, that won’t be so fresh for long, cuz most pornstars, if they aren’t already fucking wrecked, will be early into their careers, because coming up in porn doesn’t always land you top paying contract jobs that are more like fucking on camera, than being raped and violated on camera, something more and more young girls are into, cuz more and more young girls look up to whores like Sasha Grey….all hipster, young, stupid and fucked in the head….

Like all good hipster, young, stupid pornstars…she’s taken some time out of her busy schedule of getting fucked to get shot by Terry Richardson…here are the pics…..I have a feeling we will be hearing a lot more about this one….

Posted in:Lia Lor|NSFW

2012

14

Aug

Sabine Jemeljanova and Rhian Sugden for their 2013 Calendar of the Day

Glamour Models aren’t all bad….cuz they get topless and most of the time they have rockin’ fuckng tits….to compensate for their average looking faces that are usually the reason they aren’t actual models….but are still getting paid to be in pictures….which is better than most whores who don’t embrace being whores….

I have no choice but to love that they brand stripper looking bitch, willing to do softcore porn shoots, but not show pussy, as Glamor Modeling, like it is a fucking thing…that’s like calling strippers exotic dancers…or prostitutes escorts…..but as someone who endorses any girl to be a professional slut…I love that it works…

Here are Sabine and Rhian for a Calendar shoot….

Posted in:NSFW|Rhian Sudgen|Sabine Jemeljanova

2012

13

Aug

Nicole Trunfio Topless for S Magazine of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a nude model who is trying to get famous as an actual model….and that works for me cuz her strategy is getting naked…and I love girls who get naked….

Recently, she decided to pony-up with Jessica Gomez, the SI Bikini model, cuz if you’re best friends with a bitch making it, you’ll get some bottom feeding second string work thrown at you, you know running in the right circles…I guess because her nude modeling just kept getting more nude model jobs….and nude model jobs aren’t the high fashion jobs she wants…but they are more fun to jerk off to…

I think she deserves fame and fortune like so many models before her….just based on her tits alone…but I am also pretty easily swayed….when tits are in the picture….

Posted in:Nicole Trunfio|NSFW

2012

13

Aug

Terry Richardson Erect Penis Fashion Porn of the Day

I’ve seen some of these porn pics of photographer Terry Richardson a long time ago….you know cuz keeping on top of perverts who have become the biggest thing in Fashion Photography because they presented their perversion as art not porn…even though the pics are of him having unprotected sex with random drugged up teenage looking girls….it’s what makes him edgy and outrageous…something all marketers what a piece of…and I figured, despite avoiding posting dick as much as possible, cuz I don’t want people thinking this is a porn site, it would divert them from it being a site that calls girls fat, which is my ultimate objective…I’ll post the pics he posted on his tumblr….cuz I like spread hipster sluts…

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

10

Aug

Masha Novoselova Titties for PULP No.5 of the Day


Masha Novoselova is a model I’ve never heard of but who I can tell is from a communist country, even though that Iron Curtain fell….and communist jokes are a think of the 90s, played out and almost as boring as mail-order bride jokes…even though you can still buy mail order brides if you really wanted to, cuz the Russian Mob runs the sex trade and these women still want American citizenship cuz they haven’t realized that Levis and Cocacola they grew up craving isn’t all that exciting, and most of the USA is more war torn than their Russian infrastructure, but more importantly, that there are many rich as fuck Russians who can offer a way better life than the kind of guy who would buy a wife off the internet….

Not that that matters, what matters is that she gets naked for fashion like a good fucking model trying to be a household name…and I’m into that….cuz it is on the spectrum of whore and that’s all I ask or want from a girl…

Posted in:Masha Novoselova|NSFW