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2013

15

Feb

Eva Herzigova’s Naked for Fashion of the Day

Eva Herzigova is naked for some ad campaign and it is about as exciting as you’d expect it to be, you know since it is for fashion and not for spread vaginas or gynecological equipment or cervix jewelry…even though cervix jewelry is the only accessory I am into this year…but I guess no one cares about my needs…assholes.

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2012

28

Aug

Eva Herzigova Titties for Antidote Magazine of the Day

Eva Herzigova is showing her old hot nipples for a fashion magazine I have never heard of and I like it more than the dude I just saw reading “O” Magazine in the park pretends to like his fat dumpy loud wife who was tending to her bratty fucking kids screaming….and not how much he really likes his wife…which is not at all cuz it was clear on his face, behind the smile of Oprah on the cover of a magazine he traded his testicles in for, that he hated her for ruining his fucking life, stealing his freedom and his soul…. while she spends his money and bosses him the fuck around….a story that ends in murder suicide for them…and hot pics of Eva Herzigova, retired model who still models… for me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|NSFW

2011

30

Dec

Eva Herzigova for S Moda of the Day

Here are some pics of Eva Herzigova in some photoshoot showing a little titty in bra….I prefer seeing her nippled NIPPLE THROUGH FABRIC IN A GENTLE AND ROMANTIC SEE THROUGH …..or IN HER BIKINI …..or FLASHING PANTIES … or NAKED IN SOME RETIRED SUPER MODEL SHIT ….but I’m posting these anyway…

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2011

14

Nov

Hot Old School Models In Underwear for Duran Duran’s New Video of the Day

Girl Panic is some new Duran Duran song..sure, I don’t give a fuck about Duran Duran or their new song…they are old, tired and borin….but they cast a set of models to be in the shit…who happen to be old, tired and boring models but models willing to get half naked regardless of age….cuz models are easy like that…all they really need is a dude with some celebrity or huge money offering to pay them to participate…especially now that the work they get is few and far between…

…So old Naomi Campbell, Helena Christensen, Eva Herzigova and Cindy Crawford got half naked for the shit and I watched…and you can to….

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2011

22

Mar

Eva Herzigova Pregnant Nipple for Harpers Bazzar UK of the Day

Here’s Eva Herzigova showing off her pregnancy for a magazine…

Nothing says disgusting like pregnancy. Nothing says I shoulda pulled out like pregnancy. Nothing says better late than never like pregnancy. I’m clearly not into ready to drop porn and see pregnancy in a very negative light, I don’t by the whole “it’s a beautiful natural process of womanhood to have a thing grow inside their pussies, only to rip through their pussies to leech of them for two or more decades”. If anything it’s the plot of a horror movie…

But I do like big tits, nipples that can feed me, and fucking bitches who can’t get knocked up cuz they already are with another man’s baby….So I’m torn… FOLLOW ME

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2010

18

May

Eva Herzigova Panty Flash of the Day

Here is the picture I was looking for yesterday when I was admiring the stalker pictures of Eva Herzigova , wishing the stalker had a little more fucking ambition to get a better upskirt shot considering she was on a balcony when he was doing his peeping, not that everyone is as good at voyeurism as me, but I figured it was fucking logical…and now I figure I have to post it, even if I have nothing interesting to say about it…other than if this can get you off I will be fucking shocked and you are a pretty easy fucking customer…and by easy customer, I mean pathetic cuz these are boring fucking panties…

Pics via Bauer

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2010

17

May

Eva Herzigova Creepy Stalker Pics of the Day

I’m not posting these cuz the subject of the pictures is hot, I am posting them because the context of the picture is hot. I am not too good with the english language, so I’m not too sure if that makes sense, but what I am trying to get across is that I can’t jerk off to the bitch in the pictures, btu I can jerk off to the fact that the pictures have a creepy stalker feel, like motherfucker was standing across the street from her on this balcony and he pretended he was talking a shot of the building to be discreet when really he was just zoomin in on the pussy….peeping tom is a fetish and if you’re anything like me…these picture will speak to you and you’ll understand all that went into getting them…cuz you are an amateur photographer yourself…and you hit the streets zoomin in on ass and ice cream cone eating…all while trying to not be obvious…even though you’re always obvious….

I don’t even know who Eva Herzigova is, but she’s got some serious wacked out hairline going on and it looks like she’s swallowing her chin, but whatever, not he subject of the picture, but the context….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2009

24

Nov

Retired Supermodels Nude for i-D of the Day

Claudia Schiffer, Eva Herzigova and Helena Christensen are retired supermodels bringing their hot older bodies out of motherhood, to show the world why they were models in the first place and that when once a model always a model because models never die and good genes last forever or some other comic book mantra you’d be better off writing for me, since I don’t do comics.

They look good, but the pics are a little boring, maybe it’s just me but when a bitch gets this close to showing me her pussy but backs the fuck out, I get angry …real angry….and that kind of behavior gets a bitch raped or at least a black eye….if you know what I mean….

This is one of those photoshoots I would have liked to be masturbating in the corner on, cuz you know between shots, bald mom pussy was bountiful…

Either way, here are the pics…..take it in cuz I figure eventually they will age and start falling apart at the seams, but no matter what they put themselves thru, they still look pretty solid, but then again, maybe that’s why they aren’t showing their pussies…you know with all the dick and babies and losing of elasticity and shit….

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Eva Herzigova|Helena Christensen|Nude|Retired Models

2009

06

Nov

Eva Herzigova in her Slut Dress of the Day

I’ve spent the last few years posting about Eva Herzigova’s body, because for the most part she’s in a bikini and has pretty great tits, so I’ve never really taken the time to notice her gums, despite the fact that she’s got a whole fuckin’ lot of ‘em….seriously, this shit is on some Mr Ed shit….and it is freaking me the fuck out.

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dress|Eva Herzigova|Slut

2009

02

Oct

Eva Herzigova’s Nipples in Vogue of the Day

You know seeing a girl’s nipple thru her shirt is really not as exciting as it once was back when women didn’t wear see thru shirts on the regular, especailly when the girl who is showing her nipple thru a see thru shirt in some tasteful photoshoot for “Vogue” is a Czech Model, who I know if I was a little smarter, could have bought as my wife back in the 80s if I spent my money on airfare to Prague instead of on whiskey and hookers, but I guess hindsight is 20/20 or some shit.

She’s pretty much done very little work other than modeling and working the sex trade back when the sex trade was the only way a hot bitch could actually make something of herself by fucking tourists who eventually fall in love because the whores back home don’t look anything like this, before your country opened up….something I really wish I had exploited when I had the chance.

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|Nipples

2009

18

May

Eva Herzigova in a One-Piece of the Day

The one-piece has always been a favorite article of clothing for me, mainly because I have a soft spot for a piece of clothing that forces a girl to get completely naked everytime she has to take a pee. There’s no pullin the crotch to the side, because of the potential mess, so the only real solution is full fuckin’ naked.

That comes in handy when spying on public bathrooms by the public pool.

So all you haters, who whine when you see a girl who would potentially look amazing in a bikini rock her one-piece. You lack foresight and creepiness. Your perversion is basic, one dimensional and doesn’t scratch the real surface. It takes a situation for what it is at face fuckin’ value, instead of making it work for you. Step up your fuckin’ game son.

Her name is Eva Herzigova and she’s eating food before modeling possibly the reason for her one-piece but it’s still hot to me….

Posted in:Eva Herzigova|One Piece

2009

11

Mar

Eva Herzigova Celebrating Her Birthday in a Bikini Part 2 of the Day

Since today is a day for celebrations, I figured it’d only be appropriate to post these pictures of Eva Herzigova, some model I’ve never heard of, celebrating her birthday, and since being alive is no jive, this is the best kind of celebration you can have, so throw a bikini, some friends, and a beach and you’ve just added some glorious memories for the scrapbook that is your life. Good fucking times.

Yeah, I know, I don’t care about birthdays, but I’m trying to keep upbeat since 1 hour of sleep fucks with my brain and ability to pretty much do anything.

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Birthday|Eva Herzigova

2009

10

Mar

Eva Herzigova is in a Bikini on Vacation of the Day

It is Eva Herzigova’s birthday today, she just turns 36, at least that’s what Wikipedia said when I checked it to find out who the fuck this bitch was. Sure, I’ve written about her before, but I just don’t have a memory for these kinds of things, I figure you see one famous chick in a bikini, you’ve seen them all, and that’s why I just refer to all the women in my life as Sally, because learning one name is a lot easier than learning multiple names, so here’s Sally in her bikini, I guess having a good by party/retirement party/ golden handshake for her sex appeal, because menopause is just around the fuckin’ corner and I can taste the dessert storm pussy from here….or maybe that’s just shit residue on my hand from not washing….

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Herzigova

2008

11

Jun

Eva Herzigova in Her Bikini of the Day

I was never a fan of Eva Herzigova when she was modeling in the 90s, but that’s just because I wasn’t into skinny chicks back then and if I was, I probably wouldn’t be married to a very large vat full off fucking rancid pudding that is my wife, but I am into skinny chicks now and rightfully so, I guess I just evolve with the times like high fashion but not as expensive.

When I look at Eva Herzigova, I think of a time when I was a little smarter and instead of spending my days writing a website badly, I had big plans for myself. I had spent time with hookers and heard about this Mail Order bride service from communist countries and was doing everything I could to get up in that because as you know, I know a lot of desperate dudes would would be more than happy to buy happiness and by happiness I mean a permanent whore that they can call their wife.

I got so far as to meeting a few guys from the local Russian mob who were down to support my venture and would provide the girls who would be willing to be smuggled into America, the promised land of opportunity, if I set up the infrastructure. Now the word infrastructure in and of itself was intimidating because I am a lazy dude, so I just flaked out and went back to drinking but I heard they did really well with it, and even with the fall of communism, which I was hoping would put a damper on the business I like to think I was a forefather of but didn’t see a dime for, shit’s still going strong.

An elderly Eva Herzigova is probably the reason why, they just don’t make girls like this overhear, but they do make great fast food, so I guess it’s a trade off.

Posted in:Bikini|Eva Herzigova

2008

21

May

Eva Herzigova in Lingerie in Cannes of the Day

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Despite finding lingerie kinda lame when it comes to finding pictures to jerk off to, I am all for girls who would normally be in normal clothes wearing lingerie instead of normal clothes because it makes things more interesting to look at. I have no idea who Eva Herzigova but she somehow managed to get invited to Cannes and is wearing some kind of 1980′s style lingerie instead of a normal dress and that may not be all that hot but it’s better than nothing.

I went to a dress store with one of my stepdaughters the other day, I am not entirely sure why I agreed to it but I am glad I did because as she was going through every single dress in the place, I was standing by the changing room watching teenage girls try on their prom dresses. Now that may not seem all that exciting to you, I am easily pleased and watching bra flashes and panty flashes as their mom’s zipped them up was like porn to me…Either way, here’s Eva.

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