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2024

30

Aug

Taryn Manning Tits in Orange Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t really remember all that much about Taryn Manning because she wasn’t that substantial of a celebrity and I never found her all that hot. She always had a gutter crackhead look and feel to her, so it’s only naturally that she grew into that persona.

I don’t know whether she’s been a drug addict, or if she’s currently on drugs, but she is pretty fucking old so anything she posts would be pretty gutter regardless of drug addictions or living in gutters.

She posted some mesh orange lingerie outfit that makes her look like she’s got kidney failure and her emaciated body’s veins are trying to jump ship….but it’s the lingerie people.

I am a pervert, so seeing an old lady in lingerie is worth looking at, especially when she’s got big naturals….

Her captions didn’t make sense, like she’s on a Britney Spears hustle….if you can decipher it let me know, but I prefer you spend your time thinking about what her asshole will smell like on your dick….I’m thinking death.

Caption 1:

I just scored an orange tattoo leotard! ? Lingerie on for life forever—no wash, no fuss.

At least when I get arrested for the 16th time, I’ll be rocking it like a carrot stick ?.

Celester aka Karyn 5.0- yeah, that’s right, I’m a hardened criminal, all 100 pounds of me, so watch it. Snitches never end up in good shape ? ish talking loser

Ok……

Then she followed it up with:

Okay here is the whole tattoo ? omg I definitely need to seek help now huh doc? ????I mean let’s frame the comments! #shockandawe with love ? #carrot #gal.

Okay now I need a sandwich I hear. You know some people eat only when they are hungry. Some people even fast when they love the Lord. I don’t emotionally eat and I’ve been a trained ballerina since I was 11. As well as a martial artist #1 in the state of AZ two years straight. Baton twirler, AYSO about 7 years #, baseball, softball and rollersking plus more. I can hold my breathe for 5 minutes under water. I am a green beret. Shoot weapons, do stunts, yeah I’m thin but all muscle so step back and worry about your health. Can’t be that hungry with those big natural boobies. Step

I guess people called her too skinny, so she had to defend her eating when she’s hungry approach to life, while using her fat tits as proof she’s not malnourished….I dig the logic…MORE OLD LADY TIT TARYN…

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2019

27

Nov

Taryn Manning Nude of the Day

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Taryn Manning got fake tits – at least I assume fake tits….they look pretty bolt on…

The angry lesbian from Orange is the New Black, who licked her hand to lubricate herself when Eminem had sex with her proving his homosexuality cuz she’s a dude…is on the naked on the instagram kick because they all are…

She must be in her 40s by now and has never mattered from where I am standing, but she’s naked on instagram, letting you all into her stripped down and honest life, despite being a ghetto actor, phony pile of shit and nothing they can do is authentic or interesting…even her meltdowns and public fights with her lesbian lovers are boring…so I can’t imagine you getting much out of her weight gain, gunt, menopause tits, but I give you too much credit and forget that you love this shit.

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2019

20

May

Taryn Manning Bikini of the Day

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Taryn Manning was hot when she played a street hooker in Hustle & Flow but I think she’s best known as the girl who licked her hand to lubricate her vagina in the Eminem 8 Mile sex scene you Eminem fans have jacked off to a few too many times…is out here in a bathing suit like she’s not in a 55+ retirement community, despite being 55.

I had to cross reference my archives on Taryn Manning, because I remember there being some sort of internet Drama with Taryn Manning at some point in my internet blogging career, I just didn’t remember what that conflict was….as it turns out…we apparently had some back and forth on facebook before she blocked me….right when she booked Orange is the New Black…a show that I assume made her feel important, because like Game of Thrones it was one of those things people flocked to, watched, loved…I’m talking all people…because when something becomes mainstream…every fucking lemming gets into it…

Then Taryn Manning lost her fucking mind, got arrested for threatening to kill her ex girlfriend, cuz she’s a dyke, and dykes are nuts and now she’s out in bathing suit…it may not be hot…but it’s not not hot….

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2013

25

Jul

Taryn Manning Titties for TV of the Day

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There was a time, not that long ago, when Taryn Manning was my internet homie. Where we shared glorious internet time together….

It was before she booked this Orange is the New Black, female prison rape show that I’ve never seen, but that people are loving, because people are all fucking drones and do what they are told. A show that may or may not make her a bigger deal, you know her big break.

It was back when she was in transition…between jobs…and I guess bored enough to hang on Social Media, you know before she got too famous to give me any attention.

I’ve seen it before with some many second or third string famous people, all awesome in the beginning, but when they finally hit something good, they disappear.

I guess it’s true what they say, there is no loyalty on social media with people you’ve never met…and that internet love affairs are not real….but fantasy…

Either way, here’s the last message she sent me…back in September 2010…I have no idea what it was in reference to or why she blocked me but I am sure it was cuz I was being awesome and hilarious and she was taking herself too seriously, as they often do…

Tayrn, if you’re out there, I hope we can learn to love again…

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2012

27

Aug

Taryn Manning Hot as Shit in a Half Naked Photoshoot of the Day

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I don’t know when these pictures are from, but they are awesome…

There has never been a time in my life where I can remember thinking that Taryn Manning was hot..not even for a split second when experimenting with my masturbation…which is weird because I am facebook friends with her, we have chatted and usually that is enough for me to appreciate the fact that she has a vagina…but that has all changed today, because I am seeing her in these fun naughty pics, all playful and hot bodied, her hard face photoshopped wholesome, tits and ass that rock…and I think it’s time I start trying to cyber her…cuz this shit is good enough to jerk off to…when Taryn Manning usually isn’t…weird…

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2012

10

Feb

Taryn Manning Tits in Some Shit You’ve Never Heard Of of the Day

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I don’t know if anyone even knows who Taryn Manning is anymore….she’s barely a celebrity…she’s barely in movies…and the movies she seems to be in are shit you have never heard of like this “The Perfect Age of Rock and Roll”….where she showed some nipple…

I only know about Taryn Manning because I am Facebook friends with her, or I was….before SHE GOT MAD AT ME AND CALLED ME A CREEP …

I guess you’d be bitter too if you were ugly and had shitty tits you were exposing to pay the rent cuz no one cares about you…..

Here’s some THROWBACK BIKINI PICS THAT WERE STAGED ….if you care…

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2011

19

Sep

Taryn Manning’s Hard Face Doesn’t Like Me Very Much of the Day

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I’ve been facebook friends with Taryn Manning for a while. She deletes me every once in a while because she doesn’t like my comments…and yesterday…she went so far as to tell me off on her facebook wall…

I was going to fight back, like I would have in the old days, back before I totally alienated myself from every single celebrity who I probaby could have played in a lot smarter if I knew celebrities weren’t such fucking pussies…but why bother…who cares about this virtual no name, why rip into her, cuz all she’s gonna do is block me…when I’d rather annoy her some more before she blocks me…when ultimately, I know I’m going to get blocked…it is just a matter of when…

Here are the pics of her at some charity DJ event – cuz she hasn’t got wind that being a 40 year old DJ who was once in movies is pretty fucking low level…if not pathetic…

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2011

11

May

Taryn Manning’s Amazing Face of the Day

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Taryn Manning is on my facebook. She’s not exciting to follow, but we’ve exchanged love letters. She’s deleted me and I’ve re-added her, like all power couples, and I’m not even sure it’s really her, it’s most likely a Filipino pervert bored in his village with a love for the movie 8 mile, or whatever that one movie she did to make her famous was….

I know she’s barely famous, she’s involved in a band, she’s got a clothing line, but more importantly, I know this girl looks run the fuck down….maybe she needs a detox, maybe a master cleanse, or even some sleep….but until then, she’s our Amazing Face of the day.

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2010

16

Dec

Taryn Manning is Beautiful of the Day

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They say a picture says 1000 words, so why the fuck do you need me here running my mouth off via my magical typing fingers…There is just so much amazing about these pictures…So many interesting fantasies it taps into that you can figure out for yourself you lazy fuck….

Taryn Manning is my facebook friend and I don’t want anything to get between us….especially jokes about using her to inspire fucking homelessness, fucking drug addiction, fucking recovering prostitutes, fucking hasbeens or fucking the monster under your bed you were scared of as a kid who decided to PG-13 that fear cuz that would just work against my master plan of seducing her cuz it’s safe to say that despite these beautiful pictures and how gutter they look and probably smell while live, she’s an upgrade from where I’m at right now…she is the beacon of hope of a better tomorrow…if I play things right…If you know what I mean….

I guess what it comes down to is that no one cares about Taryn Manning but me…and maybe her drug dealer….but he doesn’t count.

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2010

17

May

Taryn Manning Sloppy Staged Bikini Pics to Stay Relevant of the Day

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There was a time when Taryn Manning was my facebook friend. Her acting career was totally fucking dead and I guess she had a lot of time on her hands to re-connect with people who never found her hot. She was promoting some bullshit band she was doing with her brother and a clothing line that sucked….She would answer my messages because she probably had nothing better to do and I’d look at her pictures she posted wondering why she looked so haggard and old, coming to the conclusion that it was thanks to hard drugs, and maybe lying about her age….

But here she is in some staged bikini pictures, so it is safe to say bitch is making a comeback, or trying to, because why else would she pay the paparazzi to follow her and her shitty body in a bikini around for the day….Everyone knows it’s the cheapest way to get noticed, it’s no secret to us that they aren’t actually “catching” you on vacation like they did 10 years ago, when bikini pictures actually meant something….now they’re just as common as herpes.

Either way, here are the pics…if you’re into ugly sloppy pussy with no ass or chin…and I know you are…cuz any pussy is good enough for you….then you’ll like this mess…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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