Taryn Manning Bikini of the Day

2019

May

Taryn Manning was hot when she played a street hooker in Hustle & Flow but I think she’s best known as the girl who licked her hand to lubricate her vagina in the Eminem 8 Mile sex scene you Eminem fans have jacked off to a few too many times…is out here in a bathing suit like she’s not in a 55+ retirement community, despite being 55.

I had to cross reference my archives on Taryn Manning, because I remember there being some sort of internet Drama with Taryn Manning at some point in my internet blogging career, I just didn’t remember what that conflict was….as it turns out…we apparently had some back and forth on facebook before she blocked me….right when she booked Orange is the New Black…a show that I assume made her feel important, because like Game of Thrones it was one of those things people flocked to, watched, loved…I’m talking all people…because when something becomes mainstream…every fucking lemming gets into it…

Then Taryn Manning lost her fucking mind, got arrested for threatening to kill her ex girlfriend, cuz she’s a dyke, and dykes are nuts and now she’s out in bathing suit…it may not be hot…but it’s not not hot….