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2010

11

Jan

Taryn Manning is Seriously Gutter of the Day

I always thought that Taryn Manning was worth shit. She was ugly in a few movies and the only thing she looked like she was good at was hard fucking drugs and although I look for that bad skin, bags under the eyes, cry of desperation in my prostitutes, cuz they are more affordable, I don’t really look for it in actresses who’s only purpose is to distract me from the shitty movie with their tits and/or sex appeal.

I know she’s pretty much irrelevant now, but based on her face in these pictures, it’s safe to say she’s been keeping herself very busy not sleeping, not eating properly and doing a whole lot of hard drugs….not that that’s news, but when you saw this post was on Taryn Manning, you shoulda realized it would be irrelevant, in keeping true to her cuz she’s Projects, you know the kind of pussy you pay for in food stamps.

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2009

07

Sep

Taryn Manning in a See Thru Shirt of the Day

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Here is Taryn Manning in a See Thru shirt. I have always found her disgusting and have told any dudes I know who have found her hot over the years that they are fuckin’ crazy and now she’s insignificant that ever, pushing 35 and is in a shitty band and runs a shitty clothing line, so who really cares about her in her see through shirt….I know I don’t….and the fact that I just did this confuses me…

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2007

13

Sep

I am – Taryn Manning at the Airport of the Day

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Image Removed due to Papparazzi

I figured that since no one gives a shit about Taryn Manning and that she is the kind of famous person that is so famous no one’s ever heard of her, you know she is so famous that if she was spotted sitting next to you in a restaurant and you asked her to pass you the ketchup and she introduced herself as Taryn Manning, you’d still have no fucking idea who she was. That’s the fame that buys you a RAZR cellular that comes free with your cell phone contract and the kind of Fame that allows you to buy your poverty looking luggage at one of those bargain basement stores….and the kind of fame that allows you into Kid Rock’s home to borrow his pants.

The point is that I don’t think Taryn Manning is hot. She reminds me of an uneducated white trash mother who drinks, does meth and eats Kraft Dinner. But not the kind of uneducated white trash mother I like, you know the kind who dresses slutty and tries to sleep with everyone in the town because she’s lonely. Taryn Manning has that face of a girl who works the dinner or a factory or drives a truck or works for UPS and who doesn’t take shit from anyone. But rumor has it that people find her hot and despite those same people not realizing that they are gay cuz her name is manning and she looks like a man. I’ll still post the pics.

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2007

01

May

I am – Taryn Manning Poolside of the Day

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You know what makes me happy….seeing a celebrity bitch who looks like every crackwhore I’ve ever fucked. I’m talking about the cold sore, ratty prison tattoos, a busted up face that looks like it’s been cum on at least a dozen times a day the last 4 years while smoking crack and drinking heavily, a body that looks like it hasn’t been fed in the last 2 weeks, but for some reason the skin still hangs off and roles like a fat whore who likes to eat donuts and a cunt that looks bigger than my dick which isn’t saying much but I am still a dude and girls shouldn’t pack that much meat, unless they work at the grocery store. She’s too broke to afford a fucking bathing suit but since bitch is crafty she stole a pair of her last clients underwear, knowing that a day at the pool was coming up. I guess the real highlight of these pictures is that the dude she’s fucking is splashing pool water all playful and shit, pretending he’s not trying to wash/disinfect/and get rid of the smell that burns his tongue when he goes down on her.

Here is Taryn Manning at the pool, she’s just an ordinary girl like you and me…except I am not a girl and you just wish you were but can’t afford the operation, hurtbag. The other difference is that she hangs out with fat chicks and I married one so being seen with one in public just isn’t how I am living….I just sleep with them…

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2007

15

Mar

I am – Taryn Manning's Bra of the Day

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The day I realized stepSTEVE was gay wasn’t when he changed his name to Stephen James, but when he was living on my couch and told me he found this bitch hot. I had never really heard of her because I have a short attention span and I am bad with names, but after doing a google image search I wouldn’t let him live this one down. I am the kind of guy who lacks creativity so if you give me one thing like telling me Taryn Manning is a hot celeb, or that you once experimented with your best friend when you were 13 at a sleepover, or that you once got caught jerking off in your mom’s bed with her panties on her face, I am going to keep throwin that shit at you…

Speaking of throwing shit our way, here is Taryn Manning’s bra or undershirt or some kind of layer of clothes between her tits and her sweater to get you through your shitty day. If you don’t remember who stepSTEVE is, he’s in most of my stepTV clips before her ditched me for dreams of playing bass. Now’s when you drop a joke about her lookin’ like a man and her name being manning cuz you are clever like that.

All this to say, at least she’s got whore boots on, because any girl with whore boots on, hot or not, is a girl for me…even if she looks like a tranny.

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2007

15

Mar

I am – Taryn Manning’s Bra of the Day

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The day I realized stepSTEVE was gay wasn’t when he changed his name to Stephen James, but when he was living on my couch and told me he found this bitch hot. I had never really heard of her because I have a short attention span and I am bad with names, but after doing a google image search I wouldn’t let him live this one down. I am the kind of guy who lacks creativity so if you give me one thing like telling me Taryn Manning is a hot celeb, or that you once experimented with your best friend when you were 13 at a sleepover, or that you once got caught jerking off in your mom’s bed with her panties on her face, I am going to keep throwin that shit at you…

Speaking of throwing shit our way, here is Taryn Manning’s bra or undershirt or some kind of layer of clothes between her tits and her sweater to get you through your shitty day. If you don’t remember who stepSTEVE is, he’s in most of my stepTV clips before her ditched me for dreams of playing bass. Now’s when you drop a joke about her lookin’ like a man and her name being manning cuz you are clever like that.

All this to say, at least she’s got whore boots on, because any girl with whore boots on, hot or not, is a girl for me…even if she looks like a tranny.