Archive for the NSFW Category
2012
25
Sep
Sophie Reade and Some NUTS Girls Titties of the DAy
Nuts Magazine, the journalistic force behind such genius journlistic coverage as BRITAIN’S BIGGEST BOOBS has put out a spread promoting all the Calendars they are going to be selling this holiday season of your favorite models who have signed their titties to their agency…because shit probably makes them money…as anyone still buying their magazines clearly don’t have smart phone or computer and still see a point for titty calendars like it was 1988……and I’m not complaining, cuz I’ll still look at the pics, of these tits, even if these shoots are always the fucking same…cuz I like tits…and so do you.
Posted in:NSFW|Sohie Reade
2012
25
Sep
Meg Chambers Steedle Naked for Boardwalk Empire of the Day
I didn’t watch Boardwalk Empire because I don’t own a TV and I have to go to my neighbor’s house, who is a weird, possibly gay, old man who likes to touch me inappropriately while I’m using him for his HBO, making me feel used and violated like a common whore, not to mention his house smells like chicken soup….
But the good news is that the good parts….namely the 1920s inpsired titties….hit the internet the day or two later…so despite liking the show…I can follow what’s going on through the tits…
Posted in:Boardwalk Empire|HBOobs|Meg Chambers Steedle|NSFW|Videos
2012
24
Sep
Dirty Topless Dancer at the Folsom Street Fair of the Day
This dirty dancer is the next Patrick Swayze…
This was sent in to me by my very very very sexy hispanic friend who I want to fuck but she won’t let me…she won’t even send me nudes, or let me masturbate to her on facetime or skype….which is so strange because I ask her to see her spread ass pics on the regular…maybe she needs romance….
The kind of romance this big girl who is raging out with her gays is getting at the Folsom Street Fair this past weekend….an event filled with all kinds of gayness…and apparently some lesbian titties too…sure not the kind of lesbians I saw playin catch in the park at 10 am…all wholesome and lesbian…but the hardcore kind who probably rips off cock…unless she has one….it’s San Francisco people…anything can happen….
It may be shitty quality, but you get the point.
Posted in:NSFW|stepEXCLUSIVES|stepTV|Videos
2012
21
Sep
Terry Richardson’s Outtakes from Purple Magazine of the Day
I posted these NAKED HIPSTERS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON PICS …..and these are the outtakes….
I love hipster girls becausse they are all 70s inspired and pretend they don’t give a fuck…they wear no bra and jacked up shorts and tight jeans…all in the name of style or fashion that they pretend they don’t subscribe to….they know everything about everything, because you can’t care about nothing or be too cool for everything if you don’t know every band, lyric, designer, fabric….etc….their irony is actually ironic…But most importantly, their anti-establishment bushes tickly my nose in a glorious way….
Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson
2012
20
Sep
Stephanie Seymour Naked for i-D of the Day
Stephanie Seymour, the mom who gives her gay son boners….along with a bunch of other super models from yesteryear is feautured in i-D magazine’s fall issue…..where she decided to get fully naked, show off her old lady body and fake tits, and manage to give more than just her gay son boners…but the boners of Guns and Roses fans still stuck in the 90s everywhere, or really anyone into naked fucking models even decades after they were famous….like me….even though I hate 50 year old women more than they hate menopause.
Here are some of the pics….
Posted in:NSFW|Stephanie Seymour
2012
20
Sep
Nicole Neal Amazing for FHM South Africa of the DAy
I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter..
..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….
Posted in:Nicole Neal|NSFW
2012
20
Sep
Danielle Sharp’s Awesome Topless Photoshoot of the Day
Danielle Sharp has ridiculous tits. She’s a glamour model, as all the bust shot topless bitches from the UK are, but I would rather she was my girlfriend, who I could wake up to every morning, her tit in my hand, my dick in her ass, you know true love…cuz girls who market themselves this way, are the kind of woman you want as a mother to your children, since they get what is important.
I don’t know when this is from, when it was taken, what it is for….but it doesn’t matter…it is fantastic…and I am too busy writing her love letters to waste my time worrying about this….I am on a mission to save her….or at least ejaculate inside her….and that’s where my energy is being focused.
Posted in:Danielle Sharp|NSFW
2012
20
Sep
Stella Maxwell Tits for Terry Richardson of the Day
Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits…..she is also a model….a model from Ireland who was clever enough to shoot some topless pics with Terry Richardson because he is a famous photographer and listening and doing everything he tells you may lead to either more work from him….or at least more work from other clients cuz you can put this shit on your resume…and I am not complaining…I got respect for all people who use their power to get young naive girls naked in photos…especially when they are aspiring models trying to make it is this wild and crazy competitive world….
Here are the pics
Posted in:NSFW|Stella Maxwell
2012
19
Sep
Ali Michael for Terry Richardson of the Day
Ali Michael is some model who is being shot by Terry Richardson…topless…She is 22, has a wikipedia page I didn’t read cuz I’m more interested in staring at her pics and in her giving me fucking boners…with her tight underwear, vagina definition, hipster looking hotness….cuz I love these hipster looking girls…especially when they are topless….good hustle Ali Michael…
Posted in:Ali Michael|NSFW
2012
19
Sep
Nadja Bender Topless for Purple F/W 2012 of the Day
Nadja Bender is some model who doesn’t matter, she is insignificant, inter-changeable, replaceable with the countless other models willing to get naked to be featured in an international fashion magazine, but those other girls don’t matter today…today is about Nadja…it is her time to shine….let her have her moment…this is her big break she’s been working so hard getting naked for…
Posted in:Nadja Bender|NSFW