This is a pretty gangster photoshoot…FRONT UK…I mean the lad mags usually have shitty caliber pictures of average looking girls posing like they were in a 1990s shitty calendar or poster for a mechanic’s garage, but this shit is like hipster or hip hop or Terry Richardson…you know almost edgy…almost high concept…and for some reason that makes the average looking girls far more substantial….if only more magazines hired a good photographer to put a little fucking effort in…I mean the average busty girls willing to get naked…would be that much hotter and I’d hate their hustle, despite being topless far less…

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I don’t know what they were thinking over at PAGE 3, the UK daily newspaper’s porn section, because every newspaper needs tits, cuz tits get hits…and really make the news more interesting to read.

Not to mention, Page 3 tits are really the reason the whole Glamour Model movement exists. It gave the everyday big titty sluts something to aspire to be, you know to be topless in the newspaper, cuz once you get in the newspaper, you’ve officially made it. Everyone knows that. Especially big titty sluts.

But you’d think they would have taken the time to photoshop out her body hair…sure it is blonde, but is fucking everywhere, and it is freaking me out, she’s like a fuzzy fucking animal and it’s making me uncomfortable…

Sure she’s otherwise awesome to look at, one of those Glamour models you don’t hate and understand why she’s in this game…but that ass cheek hair, standing on it’s end, shows a serious lack of maintenance…and I am someone who loves bush…just not when it’s creating a weird layer over a bitch in her entirety.

Weird.

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I approve of girls who get paid to show their awesome tits…especially this Nicole Neal chick….cuz she’s actually got serious sex appeal….which is more than I can say for the other stripper looking bitches who these LAD MAGS in the UK hire.

I guess they are tired of broken down sluts, and figure they can ring in a whole new generation of girls who want the male attention thanks to the way daddy did or didn’t touch them growing up…..and shit is better than a real job….

Maybe I’m too hard on these girls, when I should be their number one supporter, because let’s face it, they do everything I want, except porn….until they pull a Farrah and try to next level their “Everyone already knows what I look like naked, I might as well fuck on camera to make a million instead of all this cock teasing a do all day, it’s only fair”….way.

She’s wearing some superhero underwear…cuz she knows who her market is.

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Before deciding to get naked in front of the camera for low level fame, some money and VIP at every night club, Nicole Neal was on pace to achieve greatness, if you’re like me and consider high class escorts making it. You know one of those cunts too good to be a stripper, too decent to be a pornstar, because what would her parents think, but not too good to dress up and work rich men for sex….that or she would have been a waitress….but look at her now, all lovely and shit, rocking her great tits, for the world to jerk off to, and it sure makes up for having a dad who either gave her too much or too little attention….you know filling that void while showin’ her ex boyfriend who broke her heart and kids from her highschool who used to call her fat…that they were so wrong about her…look at her fucking now….at the top of the stripper ladder….because she can pretend she’s a legit model, despite being 5 foot 2, because she’s in a magazine and that’s the fucking determining factor, asshole.

I’m just glad whatever went wrong in her life happened, because I like staring at her tits.

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Nicole Neal, Glamour Model, Daddy Issues, Girl smart enough to figure her average looks could get her a bar job, a stripping job, a cam girl following, or on the pages of magazines, all she has to do is show tits.

She chose magazines, because magazines lead to husbands, usually pro soccer players, and husbands lead to a retirement plan via her uterus, as long as they are pro soccer players.

Not to tear her apart like a psycho in his basement, but her best feature is her side profile of her ass, the rest of her is whatever, even after being photoshopped….

Boring yes, but fun to watch spin. Fact.

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Nicole Neal looks fucking hot in this Front UK shoot…and I normally don’t respond well to Glamour models cuz I like my low level nude models to be actually low level and not confused for being models…you know the kind of girl you can trick into shooting a porn or a masturbation video cuz all she wants is male attention…and not the kind of girl who is getting that male attention….you know all jacked up on ego…but this shoot…for some reason…inspires me to want to fuck her…and that’s a good fucking thing for a photoshoot to do….

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I had never heard of Nicole Neal before South Africa brought her to my attention…which in and of itself is kind of a backwards place to be informed of what is going on in the world…because although the women are lovely, the rich are very rich, the country side is gorgeour….South Africa is not really a trendsetting place…which is why this Nicole Neal chick is not really anyone of importance…she does the Glamour Model hustle, but that’s about it….she has 5 twitter followers, even though she posts fully topless pics of herself on twitter..

..a tactic you’d think would lure some serious attention…cuz I know i like it…but I’m glad that it didn’t because it means she’ll notice me when I whisper sweet nothings to her….she’s lovely to look at and based on my experiences that probably means she’s lovely to make love to…even if her personality is shit, vapid, cunty and annoying…which it can’t be…since she’s an angel….

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