Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She’s pushing 30 if she’s not already 30 still doing the same tricks because she didn’t sell out to the man, even though her whole act of too cool for school is some poser try hard shit…and the real clever girl getting naked is the one who is already rich as fuck by 30 so she can spend her time doing things she likes, like breeding, or cooking, or shopping…or making arts and crafts…I don’t know what girls do…I just know this one should pivot the nudity quick and cash out…even though we all know she’ll be fine with her rich sperm she got filled with.

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Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She knows that at 28, she better call on all her friends, all her favors, all she can to really solidify herself and her position in the world…because being under 25 and dicking around on your model money is fine, but 30…that shit is terrifying for a model…so it’s time to pull up those hipster socks, and get as naked as she can is as many high profile things that she can…

Cool kid out there making cool kid moves..

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Ali Michael is flashing her pussy in the bathtub like some kind of edgy instagram model showing how empowered she is as a woman…

You probably don’t know who Ali Michael is, but for a while she was an “up and comer” who had a real shot at this model thing…you know being the wild, naked, party girl…in an era where that look was a lot of hype…and she’s not likely 30..doing whatever she can to get in front of a camera to feel like she’s still bringing it…and really when the pussy is out, even if we’ve seen the pussy before, because she’s one of those types of models, it’s a win for all of us…even if we’re collectively real fucking losers.

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked and has been for at least 7 or 8 years….so I’ve seen it all before…and it’s good…no complaints…

I think it’s weird that she has never really hit that big – but she still exists through nude photoshoots…when I look at the girls who have hit that big doing the same thing…but I guess she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….to hit the mainstream…and really cash in…

Unless she’s just just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….only she’s more at her peak than just starting out…waiting for a guy in a band to knock her up because her 8 years has brought her to the right parties…

Who really knows..it’s all a mystery but hard nips in snow…that shit’s no mystery and I like it.

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked.

She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…and she is still trying….

She’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….the chances are she’s as “at her peak”….as possible, but it is possible that the friends she’s made being a scenester means she may be involved in more….maybe movies…who knows it’s all so incestuous and repetitive..and it’s all based on who you know…and we can assume she knows or has known some important connected people in her 7 years doing this…

This shoot has some nipple, I just like it because it is horror themed, which I am into and a whore in horror, how could you go wrong…at least as a spectator staring at pics of random girls I don’t know all day…like ME!! Hard to be a hater when you’re not the one putting in the work to make this magic happen, but not really…we call it being in the peanut gallery…I don;’t need to produce garbage to know it’s garbage…I just need to look at it and wonder why people bother producing shit like this…seems like a waste of time…..

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who is constantly naked. She has never really hit that big – but she still exists and she still gets booked for editorials and campaigns…she’s just one of the thousands of interchangeable bitches….but in trying to break through…at 26….

She’s been in the game for a long time….her first modeling gigs happened in 2006…and the most exciting shit about her happened around that time – when she was told she was too fat to be at Fashion week, they said her legs were too plump…and her reaction was developing an eating disorder where she got down to 106 pounds and more interestingly – she didn’t get her period for 12 months…HOT…

I guess she’s gone onto hipster shit, she did Playboy a few months ago, the new non-nude Playboy that I posted but I’m too busy to link to…and here she is in some solid photos…perfectly weird…showing them tits…making me want to eat a salad, or toss her salad..you know has been tossed a lot already….

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Photographer, who I assume is popular on instagram, named Chadwick Tyler..did this Hipster Fashion Porn shoot with a girl named Ali Michael, who at one point in time was about to be a hugely famous model, but she weight 105 lbs, which was too fat for fashion, before fashion decided to only hire these instagram famous girls who are pushing 130, and have parents who pay the brand to give their little babies the chance to live the dream…I call it the Super Sweet Sixteen era of brats having parents get them anything…even modeling jobs and social media fame…thanks to the ability to hiring the best of pulicists..

Well, it turns out that model Ali Michael has decided to go down the softcore erotica route, because even if packaged as “art”…or “who cares, it’s just a nude body”…and I absoultely agree, I don’t care. I love nudity, I’ve been doing this site for over a decade and always posted nudity that I didn’t think was porn, alienating myself and turning down branded ad campaigns, all because I though nudity wasn’t worth penalizing, and in my activist, lazy activist, way…this was my protest…only to tell anyone I meet, “it’s not a porn site, if this is porn you get off to, you’re fucked up”…not that that makes me more money, or gives me more credibility, but I say it anyway…

But this shoot is pushing it…I mean it’s no spread pussy, no labia, theoretically just tits…packaged as art, because dude put a black and white filter on it…to make it more dramatic…and in my opinion lame…I only like black and white when shot on film because it was cheaper to process for the starving snapshot photographer before digital…in an era where dude sat and removed color to be artsy…and in and of itself that’s lame…

What isn’t lame is that he has some dumb mode buying into it…on all fours in panties…and maybe this will go viral and get her acting jobs like she was Emrata, but I think it’s more a shoot that requires more penis penetration…why go half way..when you cross that line into pornography…just own it…

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