Texan Ali Michael, who has been in the model game since she was 15, and who has been a New York hipster model since 2008, probably realizes that she had a pretty good run early on in her career, but then went “too cool” after being diagnosed Bulimic, where she just did hipster nude shit all day, pretty much doing the whole instagram naked chick thing before instagram even existed…what an innovator…

She’s pushing 30 if she’s not already 30 still doing the same tricks because she didn’t sell out to the man, even though her whole act of too cool for school is some poser try hard shit…and the real clever girl getting naked is the one who is already rich as fuck by 30 so she can spend her time doing things she likes, like breeding, or cooking, or shopping…or making arts and crafts…I don’t know what girls do…I just know this one should pivot the nudity quick and cash out…even though we all know she’ll be fine with her rich sperm she got filled with.

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