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2015

03

Nov

Ali Michael for Numero of the Day

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Ali Michael…Vlogger…

Is more interesting while naked enough in some concept shoot for some magazine, because that’s how these social media whores and models live their lives…always trying to get attention, press or noticed…doing what they think is artistic or interesting, because the second you take out the artistic nonsense, it is just attention seeking smut…and no one wants to admit that is the overall objective…people like purpose…

She’s been in a bunch of different campaigns over the years, she’s been around, she’s even been kicked off of Fashion week in Paris for being to fat…back in 2008 when fashion didn’t support obesity, an era I like to embrace and cherish because it is long gone and fat girls everywhere are booking skinny girl jobs….

At the time she was kicked off fashion week, she was 105 pounds which at 5 foot 9 is 10 pounds too heave for my liking, you know the weight where no muscle support get in the way of her uterus falling out of her pussy…and more importantly…where she can’t run from me…cuz I’m rapey…not rappy…

Here are the pics, they’re whatever, but I guess everything is whatever these days…everything has been done.

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2015

16

Sep

Ali Michael by Chadwick Tyler for P Magazine of the Day

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Ali Michael is a hipster model who has been naked a lot…in fact, I think the bulk of her career has been her naked…I guess that’s the basis of a hipster model….

She’s done major campaigns, so unlike other hipster models who pretend to be anti-capitalist, until an evil corporation offers them money, and the world sees their true colors and see through their lies….you know lies that worked to get them to that high paying corporate job….you know by pretending to be an artist on tumblr and instagram…even though art is a lie…doesn’t matter…

What matters is that she’s the cover girl of the next issue of P MAGAZINE , that I assume is another one of these girls getting naked on the web, but only if you have a print issue, because print still seems like it is quality or legitimate…

The pictures are by CHADWICK TYLER …and seem good enough for me, but that’s not saying much, I’ve jerked off to pictures on a point and shoot, that looked like they may have a hard nipple in them, but turned out it was just a scratch on the print…I’m easy…especially for these hipster, willing to get naked, sexually liberated, “models”…who don’t even need to be models…it’s a weakness…especially when posing like she’s getting peed on…my favorite…

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2015

14

Aug

Ali Michael for Richard Kern of the Day

Ali Michael is a hipster model.

Richard Kern is a hipster, pervert, photographer, that means he’s convinced hipsters to think he’s an artist, because he’s in Vice and has published books…when reallly he’s just some 50 or 60 year old who hangs out with barely 18 year old girls and produces what I consider teen porn, but that these girls consider “art”…because I guess the difference between porn and art is positioning…not to mention average looking feminist hipsters are just seeking the same attention pretty girls want…while Richard Kern gives it to them because when you hit a certain age and you’ve fucked countless young girls…the quality of the girl becomes less interesting than her age and willingness to get naked…

That’s not to say what he’s doing is bad, most of his pics are awesome, I’m just saying I’m onto his scam…and I guess that scam is something that makes us all better people because we need guys to get girls naked in pictures for us to see those girls naked…since you’re scared of girls and /or talking to them…

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2015

28

Jan

Ali Michael Nipple Pasties for Marc Jacobs of the Day

Ali Michael is one of these 24 year old, American Made, Texan born, fashion models who has been modeling since she was 15, and who probably lives in New York now….

When she was 18, she had a scandal because she was too fat to model, weighting 106 pounds at 5 foot 9…you know a real Kate Upton….

Anyway, she’s pretty much an it-girl, she’s done a bunch of campaigns, most importantly – SHOWING PIERCED NIPPLES IN GLAMOUR FRANCE ….and SHOWING NON PIERCED NIPPLES FOR TERRY ….and now this Marc Jacobs, 50 Shades of Grey Inspired accessory line, because Bondage existed before 50 Shades of Grey, and everyone has a boner for the up and coming 50 Shades of Grey movie, and by everyone I mean bored housewives, making sex and S&M more mainstream, making people at the fetish clubs wishful that good looking women will actual show up at their events….because fashion is about jumping on trends, raping them, while raping the sweatshops that make them, the wallets that buy them, and the small town girls with a dream who model for them….

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2014

25

Apr

Ali Michael in a Bathing Suit for No. 1 of the Day

Ali Michael is some skinny Texan model, who should be celebrated for being skinny, since everything is bigger in Texas, especially the trailer park dwelling women who can’t stop eating BBQ like they were Jessica Simpson…since Jessica Simspon, also a Texan is their white trash leader…

I believe that you can never be too skinny, she’s 5 foot 9 and 106 pounds…fatty…I think she’s got a few more pounds to go…keep up the good work brunette Kate Upton…

That said she’s done some TOPLESS NIPPLE RING PICS and BEEN NAKED FOR TERRY

And I am in love…

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2013

13

Jun

Ali Michael Titties for Glamour France Outtake of the Day

Ali Michael is a Texan model who I have never heard of because girls don’t have names, they just have tits, but she’s best known for being sent home during 2008 Fashion week, when she was 18, for being too fat and having “legs that were too plump”, while weighing 106 pounds at 5 foot 9. What a pig. Disgusting. The Kate Upton of her generation.

She hasn’t done anything major, except maybe this shoot for Elle France, where they leaked this outtake, that is all full of nipples….fat chick nipples, gross.

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2012

19

Sep

Ali Michael for Terry Richardson of the Day

Ali Michael is some model who is being shot by Terry Richardson…topless…She is 22, has a wikipedia page I didn’t read cuz I’m more interested in staring at her pics and in her giving me fucking boners…with her tight underwear, vagina definition, hipster looking hotness….cuz I love these hipster looking girls…especially when they are topless….good hustle Ali Michael…

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