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2013
05
Jun
Mayson is The Nude Model of the Day
Mayson, if that’s her real name, is someone I can’t find much information on.
She’s obviously a young model, into the fashion game, despite this picture being semi-pornographic, that she shot for PURPLE MAGAZINE to get a little exposure.
She’s not all that hot, maybe a little too natural and greasy looking in her tits and face, with those eyebrows, and not natural enough in her pussy hair, bush is something I generally appreciate when it comes to fashion nudity.
But I guess with bush, I wouldn’t be able to stare at her coinslot vagina, she’s got an INNY and now we all know it, and can imagine it in our mouths, I am sure it tastes like opportunist trying to get ahead, which happens to be my favourite pussy flavor.
2013
04
Jun
January Jones Topless Scene is Horrible of the Day
I am not a fan of January Jones .
I mean sure I appreciate any bitch who has an unwanted pregnancy and doesn’t sell out the sperm donor involved, because that’s just decent of her, I mean if I knocked up a pitch, I’d want her to pretend it never happened and raise it like it was a fatherless bastard, because it is, even if I live down the street, or hall, just don’t get me involved.
I guess I also tend to like any girl who is hyped up because of her tits, you know give her one reason to matter, and make that reason be her bra size. It’s just a perfect level of objectification that makes things feel like old times, when women were nothing by the host body of tits and pussy.
But based on this topless scene, it turns out that January Jones’ tits were just hollywood movie magic….and are in fact not anything worth celebrating.
I mean how can tits people made a big deal about for so long turn out to be such a disappointment, this is worse than bringing home big tits, to find out it was all bra…because the girl you brought home with you was punished and will live with the stain that is having had sex with you forever, while January Jones just keeps on making the big bucks to support her single mother household.
I get it, she breast fed, lost the baby weight, and all that other bullshit, but these half empty sandwich bags of asymmetrical flesh, are the fucking worst…I mean those nipples are a whole lot of weirdness going on…what a shame…get implants.
Here’s the clip.
Here are the pics…I think I see bush…which saves this whole scene…cuz I fucking love bush….
Posted in:January Jones|NSFW
2013
04
Jun
Esme Bianco Full Frontal in Some Stephen McClure Shoot of the Day
Esme Bianco is some UK burlesque dancer, because apparently burlesque still exists, even if it is one of the dumbest things to watch, and usually performed badly by fat chicks.
You probably know her from Game of Thrones, a show I’ve never seen, because I am uncomfortable with dragons, midgets and wizard shit. It just reminds me of virgin losers too much.
I assume that if she’s on the show, she’s one of the girls getting naked….so this nude full frontal in a photoshoot looking amazing…may not be all that wild and exciting for you…but it is for me.
I’ve posted Her tits on TV Before , but this is better.
Posted in:Esme Bianco|NSFW
2013
04
Jun
Lucy Pinder and Others in the “When Boobs are Big” Issue of NUTS of the Day
Lucy Pinder and some other Glamour models are in the “When Boobs are Big” issue of NUTS, which is pretty much every issue of NUTS, but I guess now they’ve got into naming them, in order to differentiate the same fucking thing over and over again. Not that it is a bad same thing over and over again, like fucking your wife on a schedule when really all you want to do is fuck your 18 year old Daughter’s friends, in fact it’s a good repetitive thing, because big tits never get boring.
I just feel like it is an office joke, they know that all it takes is a couple big titty bitches, in a photoshoot, and dudes will buy, but they have to keep re-packaging it, so that people don’t just jerk off to the one issue they bought, you know keep it fresh, an with ideas like “When Boobs are Big” – I can’t see how they can fail.
Posted in:Lucy Pinder|NSFW
2013
03
Jun
Emily Ratajkowski Naked for my Friend Chris Heads of the Day
I have been friends with a very solid photographer named CHRIS HEADS since what feels like the 90s, but was probably back in 2006 on Myspace…
He has since deleted me from his social media, so apparently we aren’t friends, which would explain why he hasn’t shot anything for DrunkenStepfather.com exclusively, but what he doesn’t know, is any picture of Emily Ratajkowski is for me, because I love her, and print them off, and wallpaper my one room basement apartment in them, so that I am in a room full of Emily, something that is as consuming as the real thing as I can get while plotting our flash mob proposal, and first wedding dance, just as soon as she responds to all the love letters I’ve been sending her, seal with my semen…
What we can learn from this shoot is that Smoking is bad…but Emily Ratatatatatatakowski is so good.
Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|NSFW
2013
03
Jun
Noemie Lenoir Topless Performance of the Day
Her name is Noemie Lenoir, which in English translates to Noemie The Black, pretty racist.
She’s from the ghetto of Paris, she’s 33 and was a topless model in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit, those perverts, and a lingerie model for Victoria’s Secret.
She’s not an actual stripper, she’s just pretending to be one for a paying job.
But she is amazing….
Yes. Drunkenstepfather is officially the new Wikipedia. The Wikipedia of model tits on their quest to do more challenging topless work…..that I am into.
Posted in:Noemie Lenoir|NSFW
2013
03
Jun
Olga Rodionova for XXL Russia Tits of the Day
Olga Rodionova has some Russian tits! Old Russian Tits. She’s pushing 40. She’s a model who has seen better days and has done all kinds of shit, from Playboy to Vogue. She’s an actor who has been in such hits as “Trasure Raiders” and “Elevator”…and she owns a PR company.
She has since been knocked up by some Russian Billionaire, obviously, that’s what the hot ones do in Russia when they aren’t abducted by, eaten up by, seduced by the human trafficking sex trade by threats of their family being killed off.
Most importantly, she still models her titties because by the looks of them, they aren’t nearly as old as her….
What it comes down to is what can’t this girl do…typical product of communism…winning GOLDS in all she does.
Posted in:NSFW|Olga Rodionova
2013
03
Jun
Joanna Krupa Awesome Body in Topless Staged Pics of the Day
Joanna Krupa is pretty much an escort. No different than a pornstar. Only instead of landing a sex tape, she decided to get cast on a reality show middle America is obsessed with, Dancing with the Stars, even though I am sure no one watching the show ever heard of her, forcing them to google her and give her all the attention she wanted…thanks mainstream media. Leading to other middle america targeted shows like Real Housewives, a trailer park hit, because their 20,000 dollar a year lifestyle is impressed by the Real Housewives luxury.
The whole thing is miserable, because with a body like this, she should be doing porn, not staging topless photoshoots with the paparazzi for attention, tits we’ve all seen before, because her whole career before DWTS, was being a TITTY model.
I’ll still look at and appreciate any polish american who isn’t working a deli making sausage with a face mask on so her facial hair doesn’t fall into the meat.
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Posted in:Joanna Krupa|NSFW
2013
31
May
Anne Vyalitsina Tits for Elle France of the Day
As much as I like models who show their tits for their careers like they were strippers and/or pornstars, I have a hard time liking them when knowing Adam Levine has been inside them. It’s like as I stare at her nipples, all I hear is a whining Maroon 5 song, like her tits were speakers, that he used to suck on….music that I unfortunately know all the lyrics to, because he is the devil and is brainwashing us through the radio.
But here’s his ex-pussy modelling proper despite my hatred for her bad decision making when it comes to thinks to put inside her.
Posted in:Anne Vyalitsina|NSFW
2013
31
May
Heidi Klum Attacked by a Naked Protestor of the Day
I don’t care what these girls are protesting, I am going to assume based on their sloppy bodies, that it has something to do with hating skinny girls, because that’s what all the corporations want girls to be protesting, you know feel empowered to bully skinny girls who get paid millions to look good, encouraging other girls to use Rosie or Roseanne as their idols or that new Australian from Pitch Perfect, instead of skinny girls….all to increase sales of fast food, to make the world a lazier place that doesn’t protest, who are addicted to anti-depressants and rely on diabetes medication…health and fitness is the one thing the government and big business doesn’t want.
What it comes down to is that I totally endorse all protests that involve tits…even if I am totally into models and their skinny long bodies.
Posted in:Heidi Klum|NSFW