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2020

28

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Medical Worker Monday is my time to make fun of COVID…or at least the way the governments are handling it like idiots with knee jerk reactions and lockdowns and shitty babysitting…when the virus has a 99.9% survival rate…based on the TESTING which has been proven to be inaccurate…so maybe the survival rate is more like 99.9999999%…hardly a pandemic…

Funeral Homes aren’t over capacity, there are no dead bodies in the streets, the EMERGENCY room here only has 31 beds and 6 of those beds are not occupied….REAL FUCKING PANDEMIC…right….just terrifying..

So they tell you to not see family or friends, cancel Christmas, close non-essential businesses they decide are non essential businesses, bars and restaurant dining rooms remain closed here….so you can’t be a grown up and decide if you want a beer at a bar, even if you’ve survived the virus….

Even if I got COVID and DIED of COVID I would have the same opinion on the virus and the bullshit around it….people die, life is about living, if you die of COVID you die of fucking COVID, but most people don’t so stop doing the “PEANUT ALLERGY, BAN ALL PEANUTS” at school becuase one kid has a peanut allergy approach..

Old people are waiting to die to begin with…..so I am of the school of thought of “if it is 99.9%, locking down businesses is mental”…

Not to mention, people are still gross, they still don’t wash hands, they don’t wear masks properly, they sneeze on things, they don’t lockdown or social distance, and there’s still a 99.99 percent survival rate….

The theory is that people fucking LOVE being locked down and as an agoraphobic who has spent the last 16 years in my underwear, inside, away from people, criticized for it by people who had jobs and hobbies, are now realizing they were missing out…

This lockdown is the best excuse to not leave home, to work less, to catch up on shows, to lower responsibilities with people you don’t care about, to reflect on how you spend you time…no more commute, more time with immediate family, less time with peripheral family….you know how it is, people love being part of this shit and don’t care if it’s bullshit, it’s like a vacation….

Even these medical workers are out here in a PANDEMIC taking the time to sing, dance, relieve stress, and get naked to sell nudes or to give people jerk off material because they are bored at the hospitals now that there’s far less hospital traffic than ever because no one is going to the fucking hospitals anymore…

In conclusion, nurses are sluts.

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2020

21

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I am a COVID hoaxer, so I am going to be the guy who dies of COVID as the other COVID hoaxers have, because there’s a big initiative by all world governments to take crazy measures to lockdown the people in their homes where they want us locked down…despite the survival rate….and the fact that the NURSES during a PANDEMIC are able to take time out of their day to capitalize on getting naked on the internet while nurses are seen as heroes and are trending at an all time high…..

Just last week, some nurse was outted as an OnlyFans girl, saying she did it to subsidize the shitty pay nurses get, but maybe there’s more to it than that…because since the Pandemic started I’ve been doing weekly posts on the “FRONT LINE”…being so scared of COVID they basically rub it up in their vag at work….

I get it, shitty job helping people, takes a certain kind of person into strong pensions, guaranteed work, after 2-3 years of college level schooling….and being naked turns you on, because you feel like you’re giving back…for that release..to cash in on COVID like everyone else…I don’t know..but it doesn’t look like much of a PANDEMIC when this is going down on the job….

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2020

14

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

There’s some viral story how NY POST slut shamed a nurse or paramedic or medical worker in these dark COVID times where they are suddenly seen and treated like heros….you can read the story HERE if you care…

I’m more into looking at other slutty nurses and medical workers of the internet posting their smut for attention or to subsidize their income with a whole new revenue stream…because getting naked on the internet offers that dopamine release that can cure depression from all the pandemic stress…or at least make you cum….you know what I mean…people are weird and do weird things like get naked on the internet for money, or free, because they like all eyes on them, or money, or both….because they were giving it away for free to begin with to every tinder match they didn’t trust or vet…if you know what I mean…

So there are countless girls in scrubs getting naked for a variety of reasons…who we don’t need to slut shame, they do that themselves by their actions, and why would they see being called a slut while being a slut as something shamefull…we’re just saying what they are doing..why are they OPINION shaming because critics exist in this world…they are needed…like sluts….

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2020

07

Dec

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Support our frontline workers who are risking it all like a Fireman in a forest fire, or not quite risking it all since COVID has a 99.99% survival rate, which I guess is what freaks out all the people who see the government pushing mandatory vaccines in order to get our freedoms back, to which people are fully down to sign-up for while selling out their friends and neighbors to the authorities like real pieces of shit who don’t realizing “IN IT TOGETHER” means being in it together man, those assholes aren’t our friends and the media brainwashing us with fear about something with a 99.99% success rate is just idiotic…but SHUT IT ALL DOWN….close CALIFORNIA….while these people go to work everyday to keep you all alive….when really they are probably just super-spreader events as they expose their cunts in these places where there is COVID…..I don’t know what COVID cunt looks like, but I guess this is as close as we’ll get and I am just happy it doesn’t look like COVID foot…

I am not a conspiracy theorist, I just believe in logic and logically, the government doesn’t give a fuck about you….and either does the media, they just want clicks and ad impressions to make stupid money to perpetuate their “editorial” pieces that are all opinion based and not fact based because it makes for cheaper content…

I remember the other day I read something about IVANKA TRUMP in Vanity Fair or some other legit magazine and they said in the article “I presume she assumed she’d be in office 8 years not 4″…..presuming she assumes..

Now I am not a journalist but I know that ain’t journalism though, that’s some asshole’s useless, meaningless, unquantifiable opinion….fuck that guy…or girl…or they….

Anyway, I do find the frontline workers letting the whole HERO thing get to their head – but I do think that is ok because their new confidence brings the MRSA titties!

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2020

30

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I don’t know if COVID is still a thing, I don’t read the news or watch the news, and I think it’s a whole lot of bullshit..it’s hardly deadly enough for what’s been going on and the idea that they want to inject everyone with live virus to build herd immunity through some vaccination that everyone seems keen on is just fucking nuts..the whole thing is nuts….

I do know the media is milking it, pulling the fear mongering, making people think it’s ok to go to big box retailers and not mom and pop shops, but also making people think it’s ok to line up at black friday, line up at the grocery store with strangers, protest for politics or racism, but don’t see family for the holidays….Chirstmas is legit cancelled because idiots WANT so bad to be part of something big, when everyone I know who “tested positive’ didn’t die….

The only person I know of who died was in his fucking 90s, a good time to die…as far as I’m concerned…

But yeah, the medical system REALLY seems bogged down as the people who work there, our HEROES are taking nudes to push their fan sites…while holding down their nurse jobs, since it’s a fetish maybe…I don’t know…it’s just funny to see how brazen some of these pervert exhibitionists are…maybe it’s the trauma from working in the COVID ward…maybe there are no COVID wards and these girls are just there as placeholders to push the lie…

I am not a conspiracy theorist, but don’t trust what they tell you, it seems like a whole lot of bullshit to me, and these ladies are basically proving my point…if COVID was so bad, wouldn’t the people working in the hospitals be too busy for nudes? Too scared of germs to expose their cunts…they would..

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2020

23

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

I know the media is pushing this whole COVID thing on us. It’s all over the news all day and I guess it must be an important thing since bars and restaurants are closed here, there are curfews in California, protests and celebrations maskless are fine, but don’t got to Granny’s for Thanksgiving, don’t even go to your parent’s for thanksgiving, basically cut ties with your family, your computer is your only friend now…don’t go to stores…the internet is the only way to shop….CASH will be replaced with credit cards….now you are officially one step away from being a computer they can just turn on and tap into…nothing good will come from all this….

But yeah, I know the media pushes out that agenda of “WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE”….which could be why all the nurses get naked on the internet daily, a WHO GIVES A FUCK WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE….some frontline worker shit…or maybe they just aren’t that busy and realize their sex worker dreams can come true if they take pics of themselves half naked at work…you make that extra cash now that they can’t fire you since it’s a pandemic….

I think it’s irresponsible nursing, keep the VIRUSES at work,not in your cunt…but I guess I’m glad these who have been celebrated after years of people being thankless….are finding new ways to be appreciated..you know, bed side manner shit for the masturbators.

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2020

16

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Support our troops…or Support or Frontline Workers has been a common thread or theme these pandemic….and I can see where people are coming from, I mean you can’t really hate on the people who have to work in the hospitals while the rest of the world sits on their asses and collect unemployment…or make a fortune selling COVID related things….or playing the stock market since it is something to do….

I don’t see people doing the jobs they chose and trained for as hero work, but I am also an asshole…I figure if you get paid to do what it is you do…it’s not so much about being a hero and more about you finding a convenient job that is in need of workers that pays fairly compared to other jobs and that gives you a decent pension – at least in Canada….

Sure it sucks to work the COVID unit…obviously…who wants to be around that shit, but someone’s gotta do it and if they chose that line of work, it’s safe to assume that they find it fulfilling on some weird level….

As it turns out, these “medical workers” double as sex workers…some MOONLIGHTING without the BRUCE willis, since people are talking about them all the time, inflating their egos, it’s only logical that they get naked on the internet for the paying subscriber…you know the COVID tips thanks to the guilt people have for having not left their house in 6 months….it’s a great way to cash in..

Plus, long shifts lead to boring downtime, and getting naked on the job is a good way to help the time go by, especially while knowing you won’t get fired since everyone’s a fucking pervert and all the co workers will be stoked to see their colleague naked plus with COVID they need all hands on deck…even the exhibitionist hands…it’s a perfect storm for MEDICAL WORKER NUDITY and we’re the lucky recipients of their most valuable, prized, important work…the NUDES…at the hospital…disgusting….but hot to you nurse fetish freaks.

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2020

09

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Medical Worker Monday is the most wonderful day of the week?

I guess now that there is a vaccine for COVID and since BIDEN won, there’s no more COVID, so we can go back to not giving a fuck about medical workers and we can stop calling them frontline workers, in what was some media hype and sensationalizing if I’ve ever seen that..they aren’t on any Frontline…that’s just an angle to make you think shit is a warzone when really it’s just a FLU zone….

Clearly, all that honk for nurses, put up signs for nurses, isn’t enough for nurses because they are out here getting naked for attention on the internet…but I guess that could be a product of a few things….the first possibility is that they are trying to plan for when no one cares about nurses again, so get those followers in when your profession matters on a national level….the second is that they are just so stressed that masturbating or being masturbated to which leads to masturbating is this amazing release for them….exhibitionist shit….or maybe they always post their nudes for attention because that’s just the kind of ladies they are…the whole COVID thing is irrelevant in their quest to ONLY FAN…

I guess none of that matters, because they put out this scrubs / nurse fetish shit that is gross to me, since I avoid people in scrubs and always have, knowing they are immersed in sickness all day….

Longgone are the days of “sexy nurse” outfits….but instead we get illfitting pajamas you’d expect to see lesbians on a hike wearing….which isn’t so hot, until you can see their full assholes…

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2020

02

Nov

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

It’s Medical Worker Monday and I was hoping for some more Patch Adams style smut, you know it’s Halloween and you’re a fucking nurse, maybe liven up the goddamn hospital a bit with costumes, rather than posting your nude selfies to the internet for attention because you don’t think you get enough praise for doing your damn job, despite the media running fucking parades in your honor for being so brave that you go to work each day during a pandemic, even thought that’s your fucking job….a job you’re clearly trying to supplement by selling nudes…which is crazy to me…if I worked in a hospital and any of these bitches were my co-workers, I’d know it, and that used to be something you’d get fired for, but since nurses are scarce, maybe lazy, maybe not into working the COVID ward….they don’t fucking care….the release or hype or gratification of putting out nurse smut is far greater than keeping their jobs…plus it’d be misogynistic for them to get fired for posting nudes….they’d have Em Rat Cow on board helping them fight for their rights to be nude in their free time, even if it’s on the fucking job..

Anyway, I was hoping for more Patch Adams, nurses in Costumes for all those sick kids dressed like POWDER or CASPER or ALIENS…you know hairless, bug eyed, pale….but some of these nurses are hot and better suited for sex work, than medical system sex work, targeting doctors to help make their dreams come true, only to end up targeting suckers to pay for their nudes….silly.

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2020

26

Oct

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

Support the front line workers on their Only Fans even though they get naked for free to promote their Only Fans because they are riding the hype of being seen as heroes, heroes on the front lines of COVID flu….risking their lives despite 99.99% survival rate…I think under 20 health care workers have died of COVID despite being arm deep in it…but yes…let’s shut down the world….heroes…who when on the front lines take the time to take nude selfies cuz they get off on people getting off to them I guess..or maybe all women want to be sex workers….who knows…but they have these good jobs they trained for, jobs that come with pensions….no reason to run a sideline nude business…unless their dreams of seducing a doctor has failed them and they’re left to fend for themselves…who knows…

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