Unlike a breast cancer survivor with a Mastectomy….Olivia Munn…someone we wish was a breast cancer casualty because lets face it…if karma existed…the lie that is her would be annihilated…and we’re onto her…has nipples….and she’s showing them off in some photoshoot that reminds me both that Olivia Munn exists and that Olivia Munn still hasn’t got into porn yet…but she’s working towards that….because she probably knows this lie that is her career needs a Plan B.
Since I’m traveling….here’s my post….Hateful shit, hateful shit, Olivia Munn is some serious kind of bottom feeeding cunt who lied to nerds and virgins everywhere on her quest to stardom…hateful shit, hateful shit….her ass looks good in these jeans….and as much as she annoys me…I’d still fuck her…and that’s what this is all about here isn’t it..
At this level of celebrity, the only nude pics of her that should be reported or posted are the ones of her getting slammed by 7 black dudes back in college….cuz she’s a fucking lie but more importantly a fucking whore, and thus she should be treated accordingly… so let’s not sugar coat this by giving her attention and calling these awkward at best pics of her “nude pics”…cuz sure she’ not in clothes, but they are staged in a way that they are Sesame Street friendly and unless she’s a nun, or someone morbidly obese, there’s no fun to this….Oliva Munn is at the level where she should be showing labia….but instead she’s doing PETA Ads…those vegan fools will take pics of anyone with any level of a fan base….shit…
Here’s some pics of this trash promoting her big nude lie….
I hate Olivia Munn for a lot of reasons, the main one being that she fucking sucks….she is totally uninteresting, and most importantly, barely hot…She just tapped into the right market…filled with nerds who are easily impressed with chicks as that comes with being virgin losers who never really connect with chicks cuz they are all ASPERGERS…all it takes is talking their nerd language….propelling the bitch into a level of fame she never deserved….
So here she is reminding her fans she still exists….hard nippled…and irritating…but hard nippled none-the-less….
It would seem the nerd messiah finally decided it was time to pull a Hilton to ensure she stays relevant.
I hate Olivia Munn, mainly because she’s got a good scam going and I hate when things work out of people, cuz her looks alone are pretty much uninteresting, but the work she put in making people think she’s hot, because the people she lured are virgin losers with a hope that her act is real cuz if it was it would make her a dream girl and that alone gets her jobs….like acting gigs in mainstream movies….what the fuck….
But the good news is that she is a bottom feeder, low end of the spectrum and I’m sure she’s got a bunch of nudes circulating…cuz just getting the gig working for nerds alone took some serious whoring out….and that was after she figured out this masterplan scam….making me figure there was a lot of whoring out pre master plan…
That said I don’t know if this is her or not…but I had to post it in case it was….
I hate Oliva Munn. I hate that she’s getting work in movies. I hate that her scam in seducing virgin losers worked because virgin losers are loyal even to bitches who don’t actually care about their lame interests but pretend to in order to advance their careers is working…instead of doing nudity….but she’s in a bikini top…so at least she’s getting the level of work she deserves…ideally exploiting her for her moderate sex appeal and I think what it really comes down to is that who really cares what I think anyway…just look at the pics and hope net time there’s more fitness and more importantly more labia involved…
Here’s a SHAPE magazine cover paid for by Olivia Munn’s PR people….because I guess they want people to look at her as a fit bitch…or maybe they just had no other options because no one cares about the smut that is Shape magazine, except maybe fat chicks all aspirational thinking…but more importantly no one cares about Olivia Munn because she’s a con artist….
Con artist or not, watching her work out in video, would be far better than looking at these little pics of her…..even though I hate the bitch for being a lie, I love that she manipulated all you losers…..not to mention, being married to an obese woman…makes fit girls being fit porno to me….
The most interesting thing about this shoot….are the bikini pics the paparazzi got of her when posing for this shit a few months ago…so lets relive them shits…
She was some average at best looking whore who wanted to be on TV….so she found a loop hole and managed to get on some nerd TV show…where she was ugly enough to make the nerds feel like they had a chance….and spoke their language which made them so fucking horny they couldn’t process the binary code they were learning like they were asian….
I know a nerd, who first hand went down to attack of the show after making some money on the internet, and when he did the meet and greet with her, his aspergers didn’t let him read the signs that she wanted nothing to do with him, so he asked her out, you know since he had masturbated to her so much, he felt like they were actually in love, only to have her laugh in his face cuz she doesn’t work for the fucking nerds, she doesn’t like their shit, it was just a fucking stepping stone to get her into the industry, when she should be working as a fucking tour guide at the zoo or something…
She’s a waste of time, but since I hate nerds and think it is funny that she conned them and that she’s in a bikini….I’ll pay attention to her sometimes…this is one of those times.
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Olivia Munn is one of the single worse humans out there. She’s a bottom feeding attention whore. She’s gone the “target the geeks, talk their talk, cuz they are unsuspecting and can’t get laid” route, and it worked, cuz she’s getting legit gigs for legit shows now….The whole thing almost pisses me off, but I generally don’t care. I figure if an average at best girl has the ability to make millions off her body and moderate talent that is really just a willingness to put herself out there, then let her benefit from the shit….We may not be the idiots getting her gigs, but we are the idiots the networks think love the bitch….it’s just a horrible series of events…
Either way, now she’s the face of Carl’s Jr….maybe in honor of her beef curtains…maybe that beefy, cheesy smell she’s been giving off has finally been put to good use…you know cuz Carl’s Jr has done this before..with Alba, Padma, Paris Hilton, Audrina, low level scum is kinda there thing…
The Genius in all this is that she was the face for PETA, one of Carl’s Jr’s biggers endorsers…
Because Olivia Munn is bullshit…sure she’ll argue Carl’s Jr isn’t the circus abuse to animals, mass production of beef products is totally different, but I argue, she’ll do any job she’s given…all in efforts to get ahead.
She is the worst.
Here’s the actual commercial, even though Carl’s Jr isn’t paying me…
I am all for bad jokes. It’s the story of my fucking life. Because some of us just don’t have what it takes to be funny, or to be marketable in our hatred of all things except exposed vagina….but the good news is that you don’t need a license to have a blog yet…so I get to spew my shit all over the internet for everyone to ignore… But unfortunately Olivia Munn’s strategy was better than mine…and when she gets involved in stupidity and makes bad jokes…like “choke the chicken” in photo for the frat boys and virgin loser fans…everyone seems to notice and care…except me…cuz I just get annoyed by everything this twat does or is involved in…but I’m posting the pictures anyway….cuz virgin losers everywhere love her…and virgin losers everywhere are you.
