After accidentally watching 3 hours of the 50 year SNL reunion to remind myself how outdated and trash SNL is, in what I would argue was a very abusive to myself kind of way, I need non celebrity content to cleanse my soul….

I posted Stella Hudgens Taking Dick on my shitty porn site….but I still felt my ass GAPING from the abuse and that’s not a reference to Eddy Murphy’s prison rape sketch that didn’t hit the mark….

Sundays are bad enough knowing we have to update a trash site no one visits, let’s add some fuel to the fire with a bunch of rich fucks who have got rich off being on a show that lacks any sense of funny.

I was sitting amazed at how garbage their garbage and even their old school skits that I probably watched in the 80s and 90s were not funny and I was reminded that people like shitty things that they are told are good because they have no minds of their own.

50 percent of the population probably sat there, mouth breathing, possibly erect from the dopamine they got from the TV making them laugh…..while the other 50 percent of the population didn’t watch it because they don’t care about that kind of thing and know that it sucks…

Outdated comedy that feels like it’s 50 years old and for 150 year olds…especially Tom Hanks playing a racist MAGA, like fuck off.

I was the 50 percent who knows it sucks and who shouldn’t have watched it but FREE TO AIR digital TV got the best of me…plus I am an outdated fuck and I do have a celebrity site that covers celebrity gossip in the least effective, informative or useful way….so when they tell me the biggest event in TV is taking over a weekend with the biggest names and the historical staff who have shaped comedy on TV and the movies…I tune in with a “how bad can it possibly be”….suprised at how bad it actually was.

Anyway, with all those names, all that masturbation from a dyin group of idiots who have been celebrated far too hard both financially and for their “creative” vision….I’m more inclined to find random unknowns who will never be celebrities but who may make as much as celebs selling pics of their assholes…like this one….our ONLYFANS model of the day.

It was the single biggest pop culture event in the history of our lives and I accidentally watched it and feel violated….

Comedy is really fucking depressing…

Nudes are not…So, her name is emilybelmonty

I don’t know anything about her, but she’s a cleanse from actual celebs out there begging for attention and that makes her amazing.

Anything but the celebs they shove down our throats….

FOLLOW HER HERE .

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I figured I’d do one of these old fashioned OnlyFans model you’ve never heard of but she probably makes 1,000,000 dollars a month because dudes are perverts and she hustles them off reddit.

It’s like target the weak liberal man who thinks the slut should be compensated for her hard work of being a lazy bitch who gets naked for money.

It’s like get those dudes who call themselves male feminists who like to talk about the wage gap instead of the pussy gap…it’s pretty unfortunate, but it’s created an industry.

Could you imagine if dudes were men and either angry about not getting laid, so they refuse to give a woman a dollar, or actually getting laid so that they don’t overpay chicks for nudes….

I figure it’s a scam that’s working, so why not get in on it….by celebrating these people.

Her name is Sam, apparently…and here are some of her pics.

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Her name is Hawaiian Baby and she’s the OnlyFans Model of the day…and she’s got that instagram face, so she must have cats.

I am not against OnlyFans or all the money that dude Leo who ignores all my emails makes.

I am from the early days of porn where dudes would run these networks of sites featuring babes that presented themselves as real people…

You make remember NextDoorNikki and Kate’s Playground and that whole group of super famous nude models who would bait you in with their free galleries.

It was a time before social media, but a time after slow to load modem porn, where people started to understand how easy it was to get rich.

I was not one of those people, unfortunately, I was too drunk but I still appreciated that whole movement of content.

I never subscribed, but people did and are probably still getting charged on their credit cards for it.

There wasn’t a real centralized social media at the time, so these girls weren’t shamelessly begging for your subscriptions…

They weren’t shamelessly self promoting their shit.

If anything, they probably did a dozen shoots one day a month and didn’t even have internet access.

The point is, selling nudes is totally great, the internet is based on it, it’s just when it gets shameless, desperate, forced or when the girls use chatbots or agencies to message and manipulate their audience with automated messages, or even worse automated chats, all to generate more stupid money from a retard audience, I get annoyed because I am here to protect you nerdy pervert….

I want you to keep your money and use the free porn out there to get off, rather than get caught under the spell of some WITCH…

That being said, hot chicks sell nudes, like this Hawaiian babe and if you’re into her, you should go subscribe because like a pimp’s low level fixer, I’m supposed to get paid off her back and that’s awesome to me because I never really got to be the pimp I wanted to be….

So check her out . CLICK HERE

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JERK OFF TO HER

Her name is ELLY , she’s marketed as some goth chick but I don’t really know how gothic she actually is, or if people are even as gothic as they once were…it’s more a watched Wednesday and dye my hair black rather than actually wanting to die sitution.

Anyway, she’s a modern girl making modern money in this creator economy that involves her getting naked or half naked on the internet for subscribers…

She gets naked, takes selfies, it all seems pretty real, her ass seems good, her underwear selection funny, and I’m into the whole strategy.

So why aren’t you one of her subscribers?

Are you against seeing more of her ?

Do you hate SUPPORTING HER ON HER WHORE JOURNEY ?

Do you hate her for trying to sell her nudes instead of giving them to you for free because you’re a stud who puts the work into this relationship?

Is this really enough of her when you can pay to JERK OFF TO HER

TO FIND OUT MORE CLICK HERE

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Andrea is the ONLYFANS model of the day, because ONLYFANS models matter in this era and I’m into it.

Sure, I don’t have the budget to pay for nudes, but I am glad the option is there if I was in the mood or financially stable enough to pay for the nudes. What I once thought was desperado from the dudes, turns out to actually make sense…

I was reading some whining girl complain about a dude who was recruiting girls to do porn with on TINDER, which you’d think was a great place to recruit girls to do porn in this era of everyone wanting to do porn, since TINDER is a fuck app.

The dude was seducing them into his world of ONLYFANS in exchange for 20% of their earnings and through his network of TINDER girls hot enough to lure other dudes into singing up to their ONLYFANS, ended up making millions.

He used TINDER as the platform to recruit talent, to promote the talent directly to other dudes by the talent through their TINDERs, and made millions from it because people like sex, they like to fuck, they like seduction, they like being jerked off to, or they like jerking off and ultimately….it gets people rich, so they can do all that in fancy cars, houses and locations no matter how trash they were when they started.

The point of the story is that lots of girls produce nudes, not enough of them are enterprising enough, because sometimes you just want more of them and those who are enterprising enough offer us the option to see more of them, which is pretty convenient when we are willing to pay more for them.

You can’t hate the OF model, you can just not subscribe.

You should appreciate the OF model, because she gives you the options to subscribe.

You should appreciate this OF MODEL named ANDREA because she’s DOING it.

To see her do more perverted shit CLICK HERE

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ANGEL is some big titty ONLYFANS model…

We all love big tits, even if they are terrifying or have nipples the size of our heads because they are big tits.

We also love ONLYFANS models, not because we like paying for our porn or supporting content creators in a world where they should be giving it away for likes and views.

We love the ONLYFANS models because they are living the dream, chasing the dream, and stripping down for the dream.

So many girls before ONLYFANS would have thought getting naked was for sluts, while secretly wanting to be slutty, but not willing to go for it because it seemed intimidating….

It took a specific kind of girl to pack up and run off to LA or Miami or Vegas for that dream, maybe they’d strip locally, suck dick at the bar they work out, or behind the dumpster at the mall they work out for some money….but to really commit to it was hard….

So now, it’s accessible and we can see girls do perverted things….like ANGEL who you can
SEE HER DO PERVERTED THINGS …..

Here are those pics:

TO SEE MORE OF HER CLICK HERE

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Her name is PEACH is quite the PEACH…because she does full fucking porn on her social media / OnlyFans, I’m talking girl on girl, dick sucks with other girls and solo, solo, full length videos, anal…

YES, you can see PEACH do anal…..and so much more….HERE

She’s a real pornographer and self producer….and I may not be the kind of guy who has the budget to support ONLYFANS MODELS and I am not sure I would ever pay for that kind of thing with all the free porn out there…

However I have hired hookers for dick sucks and I have paid for lap dances, so it’s not so much that I am against the hustle, just that it doesn’t get me what I want out of it….but for people who do want to jerk off to porn, it’s probably best to go direct to the source…

Her name is PEACH is the source.

So I am all for any half nakedness…full nakedness…self produced porn, amateur porn, hot bitches, ugly bitches, anything with a biological vagina bitches taking advantage of this cash grab on the internet being bad..

TO SEE HER PORN CLICK HERE

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Her name is Renae Erica is some hot instagram / OF model…who is also a CAM GIRL

She got fired because her boss found her socials….and now she’s using it to go viral…as she fucking should because in this world of doing all you can to go viral, you can’t just sleep on a story that makes feminists angry about sex worker shaming.

I like me some clickbait stories when hot chicks are involved and after watching Renae LIVE ….boners, if I was capable of boners, would be had. Impotency is annoying….

If you like what you see and want to support her unemployed ass, literally…. FIND OUT MORE HERE

She took it to the streets to drive the point home…..

Watch her LIVESTREAM HERE

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I don’t know anything about Blooming Blake but she is a budding entrepreneur, out there doing her best at hustling her OnlyFans ….which is the summer job all college girls need to chase this summer because working at the mall is depressing….be your own boss…the uber by with tits….

So support her on her journey…and TO SUPPORT HER QUEST IN INDEPENDENCE CLICK HERE

TO SEE MORE OF HER CLICK HERE

TO JERK OFF TO HER CLICK HERE

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