You’d think I would be into Beauty Pageants that celebrate vapid women and make them come across as half retards who aren’t even that hot, but who instead are doing pageants because actual hot girls are working models and actual smart girls have fucking jobs, it’s the middle of the road, hoping some kind of miracle happens when on national TV, as the world, and by world, I mean low income middle americans waste their time watching, because they like network TV, it tells them what to watch without all the confusion of netflix, itunes and hulu….

That said, if you are going to lower yourself to the level of Pageant trash, you might as well make some noise and flash your panties, panties you shouldn’t be wearing at all to really generate some buzz around you, but panties nonetheless..

It’s a perfect gateway for when the sex tape drops in 3 years…you know marketed as “Miss Nebraska 2014, the Panty Flasher Takes off her Panties for Huge Black Cock”…you know, because this is where you peak before heading back to working the walmart cash.

Here’s one of the contestants with a dumb as fuck talent – this pageant shit is a fucking joke

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