2019
18
Jun
PAZ De La Hurerta has lost her mind on Instagram, posting naked selfies and talking about her mental illness and Harvey Weinstein rape….and it is Amazing…
I am a huge fan of Paz De La Hurerta, our Spanish royalty turned NYC Hipster, nude model, actress who got naked to instagram legend….
The whole thing is fucking perfect!…
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2018
28
Sep
Paz De La Huerta is probably the most important person you don’t care about, and don’t remember, because the only job she’s ever done was the tits on Boardwalk Empire, but that was a pretty good show, Atlantic City during Prohibition, brilliant era, and back then, not every show had good tits on them, it was really just a handful of shows that featured tits, and if you had no internet but a suscripition to HBO on your cable plan, you were jerking off to said tits…with storylines and Steve Buscemi….something some could consider better than porn…due to weird Buscemi fetishes…
Paz De La Huerta has taken a liking to posting her nudes on social media, because nude is kind of her thing, and when a woman, even old and battered realizes she can get attention by posting nude selfies on the internet and starts doing that…I feel like the stars have aligned and things are right where they need to be.
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2016
24
Feb
Paz De La Heurta is some broken down hipster actress who I love mainly because she looks like she smells like Piss…
She’s a 31 year old from Boardwalk Empire who’s been topless / naked countless times, and who after being killed off by Boardwalk Empire – fell into some drug and booze soaked weirdness where she looked pretty fucking wrecked to the normal person, maybe even broken and destroyed to the normal person, but to me…she was erotic because all the street hookers, even the best street hookers, kind looked like she did, and it spoke to my soul..
Well, she is suing a production company for 55 million dollars…after being run over by an ambulance on set…is that Irony? You never can be too sure, but it seems to be….and seeing a bitch slammed by a car…is just too insane to not post..
Posted in:Paz De La Heurta
2011
28
Jul
I have a crush on Paz de la Heurta….I’ve seen her naked a lot and it is safe to say she is one of the hottest crackhead looking bitches on TV…so you can imagine my happiness when I was sent this ad campaign for some jean company that should be paying me cuz all of 20 people have seen it before my powerhouse internet hand got a hold of it, despite how amazing she is crawling around…even though I’d rather just look at her naked ….and that’s the end of my story…
Posted in:Paz De La Heurta
2011
09
May
After seeing the last set of pictures of Paz De La Heurta that I posted , I assumed that bitch either lived in a crackhouse with a bunch of tootless homeless people she squats with, and not the kind of squats hollywood pussy is used to, I’m talking living in condemed buildings squatting….like she was Rosario Dawson (cuz Rosario Dawson squatted as a youth, before she was cast in Kids, I know my spic in entertainment history)…..or maybe that bitch lived in some kind of designer box behind a chinese restaurant or some shit…but apparently, she’s got a home, one with heating and potted plants where she has pics of her in her underwear taken in that home…and Esquire likes to publish those pics….and I like to steal those pics to share with you….and by steal I mean Borrow…
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