I am not going to let a little “What the fuck happened to this crazy crackhead’s face” get in the way of my love of Paz de la Huerta….a girl who’s great tits were all over boardwalk empire, until she got fired for being a fucking hipster crackhead with great tits. I mean she looks like she’s died and been left at the bottom of a swamp for a few months….but I am a loyal man, who will love her bloated, discolored, fucked up gutter face….

I mean I’m used to broken things, disgusting things, meth scabs can make for romantic games…and they don’t taste too bad either…at least not according to my friend Feotus…..

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Paz dela Huerta is my dream girl…a crackhead hipster chick in the New York scene who no one really knows or gets because she’s just so high fashion and obscure….you know unshowered, dirty, cunty, and lookin like she’s been fucked so hard…so many times….and that is amazing…

Sure she’s seen better days…I guess being kicked off Boardwalk Empire…her one gig she ever landed….and that her fall off..I guess to some….

But to me…this pregnant and smoking look not only works for her…but more importantly…is incredible and it works for me…not just cuz I love pregnant chicks who smoke…it is a fetish..and the only way I like pregnant girls…but cuz it reminds me how badly I want to taste the many flavors of Paz’s vagina….ghetto, grimy, trashy and insane….rub that grease all over my face baby..that’s all both of us need….

Seriously…this shit made life worth living today….

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Paz De La Huerta is exactly the kind of girl I like hanging out with. She looks like a fucking wreck, you know high, drunk and insane at all time, making her ready and willing for adventure, always eager to pull out her tits and pussy for no reason at all, and she’s hot as hell.

It’s the perfect combination I need for a good time, cuz I like girls who are exhibitionist sluts, even if I never know where their crazy is going to take them….

You know she’s the kind of girl you let sleep over and wake up with a knife to your throat when her bi-polar disorder kicks in…or who you find in the basement smearing feces on herself…or who hears voices in her head that make her paint your entire apartment black…

She’s the kind of girl who you date and has no loyalty, cuz she lives in the moment, in her own world and has no clue what the fuck is going on, the kind of girl you can marry and never know who she is out fucking when she doesn’t come home at night….

She’s one of those keep you on your toes, damaged, hipster bitches I’d love to eat out, despite all the cock her hipster bush has scene….

I’m just into this kind of thing, even though I know nothing good comes from this kind of thing…cuz normal bitches are fucking boring….

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I love Paz dela Huerta ….not only is her name so fancy and art fag hipster sounding…but she’s hot….and has a great body…

Maybe it’s cuz I love her looking like a cracked out mess…

But I think it has more to do with her luxurious thick 1920s whore bush…

She’s the new face for Agent Provocateur…and I’m down.

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Posting pictures of Paz de la Heurta is almost ridiculous…considering all the times I’ve psosted her naked…you know from early obscure model shit to her thick 1920s hooker bush in Boardwalk Empire, a show that’s coming back on soon….but I guess I’m using these pics as a reminder or excuse to link back to her nudity and bush…cuz I kinda like her..probably cuz she looks like a hard faced crack addicted prostitute straight out of prison…….who has seen her fair share of genitals…just my type..

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