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2009

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Mar

Princess Leia Gives You the Finger of the Day

The woman you have spent your entire life worshiping, you know dreaming about one day fighting intergalactic wars with, the woman you based all your fantasy girlfriends and masturbation sessions on, is not very nice. I guess it’s time for you to suck it up and move on with your life, because even the one girl you thought you’d always have in your life, thinks you’re a fucking loser and here she is at some comic conference letting the world know she’s had enough of these loyal fan losers who think her shit is a fucking religion and their bullshit is tiring, because taking the Star Wars job in the 70s to pay off some cocaine debt was a just a fucking job, instead it became a horrible fucking curse that she can’t fucking escape and it looks like she’s had enough of you fucking virgins.

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