This Tiger Woods scandal bores me. I’ve already said that every single married dude I know cheats on their wives and their wives didn’t even marry them because they were famous billionaires…they married them because they actually liked them…which is a weird fucking concept these days when people get married for business reasons, or because bitch gets knocked the fuck up knowing you are the meal ticket, the retirement plan and you figure it’s best to do the right thing and by best I mean that it won’t piss off your sponsors so that you can continue making your stupid money….

The dudes I know don’t get up inside attention whores who have bodies like this though and if they did, I’d probably spend more time hanging out with them, but then again, my friend’s can’t afford her hourly rate, they’re more into getting bitches roofied up since it only costs 5 dollars and the sex is just as good….cuz bitches who look like this don’t put effort into sex, they just lay there waiting to be able to sell your story to the media and make a little money off the shit, you know why give it up for free….

The life lesson in all this is that the richer you are, the better the pussy gets.

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