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2018

12

Oct

Rachel Zoe Nipple Slip of the Day

Rachel Zoe brought her nipple out to remind you all who Rachel Zoe is…

She was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her…

I think anyone who encouraged women to be skinny, to be slutty, to be half naked, paved the way, like an innovator for the whole social media experience of self involved cunts….which has produced a whole lot of slutty.

I think we should look at her breast, as the lifeline, the milk source to a world of people who have been jerked off to by many.

I don’t know what she does now, I won’t bother googling that, but since Kim K is still out there being famous, it’s safe to say so is this one…cashing in…titties out….free the nip in this braless generation…it’s the fashions of the time.

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2009

24

Aug

Rachel Zoe Looks Like a Wet Rat on the Beach of the Day

I was walking my dog the other day and I saw all these flies circling something on the ground. When I got closer I realized that it was some dead animal or its fetus that was hairless and weird lookin’. I am not sure what it was but it was really pink and hairless and looked like skin was pulled over a little skeleton. I thought about taking a picture to share with you, but I am a pussy when it comes to that shit and I started gagging, but thanks to Rachel Zoe I don’t have to because it pretty much looked like she does, just instead of wearing a black sheet on the beach, it wore maggots that were eating its organs….

As much as we can make fun of this rat of a woman, the truth is that she was a stylist at the peak of Lohan/Richie and all those other young slutty celebrities, and she is the reason they all got skinny, and in them getting skinny, they put a ton of pressure on the teenage girls of that era to be skinny, all of whom are around 18 now and all of whom are superficial little sluts who aren’t fat and dress half naked. So if anything Rachel Zoe deserves some fuckin’ love and we should be celebrating her as we watch her struggle on her walk on the beach because she feels weak from not eating, because it won’t be too long before its too late and she’s wheelchiar bound or dead from an anorexic heart attack, and no hero deserves to go down like that….

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