Rosie Huntington-Whitely is a hero to the bald community….She makes bald guys everywhere thing they’ll one day get a TOPLESS FASHION MODEL turned shitty actress…all they have to do is get in shape, star in action movies and make millions of dollars, easy…..So all you hair thinning fat losers out of work jerking off right now…stop your Propecia, embrace the shiny hairless head, and looking like a new born baby, the haggard, ugly adult version…and maybe you’ll get top notch pussy too….and if that doesn’t work you can always use your creepy baldness for pedophilia…some of the best pedophiles have male pattern baldness….it’s a fact.

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I think everyone needs some boring pictures of Rosie Huntington-Whitely…the new, elegant, actually good looking Megan Fox….who doesn’t have the nosejob or the cheap tattoos or the loser from 90210 handler…to both give bald guys hope that if they one day become rich and famous…they too will get young hot pussy…making being bald not so bad…but more importantly as an excuse to post THESE PICS OF HER MODELING TOPLESS CUZ SHE’S AMAZING ….and that’s exactly what I’m gonna do….or just did…

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely did a photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar UK and she was wearing far too much clothes…sure she looks pretty amazing…elegant and like the kind of bitch you’d want to cum all over in the bathroom at some fancy charity function, all retro looking of a time before AIDS, not that AIDS would stop us from climbing up inside her like we were the millionaire bald guy who actually gets up in her….I’m more into her toplessness, but it’s Christmas and sometimes dreams just don’t come true….in my case dreams never come true…this time of year, I’ve consistently been tiny Tim pre-Scrooge having a revelaton and saving him from a miserable, poverty ridden death….and here are the pics to celebrate a year of failure….

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

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Rosie Huntington Whitely, the new, hotter, less cunty, more naked Megan Fox, for all you Scifi, transformer loving, RPG playing, Dragon and Wizard obsessed, virgin losers…is looking amazing in GQ Russia….you see cuz she was a model…who used to get topless for fashion to get noticed…and she got noticed…

Teaching all you girls a valuable lesson – get topless – people will notice …sure you probably won’t get as far as Rosie Huntington, because you’re not hot enough….but you will still get noticed…and that’s good enough reason since that’s really all girls want out of life anyway…..

Either way, This is almost a fashion shoot that you could jerk off to….which isn’t saying much…I’ve been jerking off to fashion and its softcore porno roots for decades….I’m fancy like that.

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Here are some Glamour shots of model turend low level actor, better known as Megan Fox replacement, who spent her earlier career getting naked for money, unlike Megan Fox who was all ABC family, who got an ego for being hot and decided to never get naked…and I’m digging this old hollywood vibe, and you’re digging that she lets bald dudes, so long as they are billionaires, inside her…..but I’m not digging that I can’t see up her dress, you’d think any self- respecting fame hungry whore woulda played this out differently…but at least we have HER TOPLESS MODELING CAREER TO REFERENCE

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I prefer a time when she hadn’t quite made it…you know when she wasn’t the new Megan Fox…when she was just some up and coming model who had one or two seasons with corporate monsters Victoria’s Secret, who I assume these pictures are for, cuz even with her big famous movie star career, they probably still own her and may even be behind the shit to make their campaigns more high profile, cuz that’s what owning 90 percent of the the underwear market in the world is all about….you know since we’ve been told we need to wear underwear and that underwear needs to be clean leading to drawers full of the shit…that I won’t buy into…cuz I know how these kinds of scams work….you know cavemen didn’t wear underwear, why should we…they just want us to consume…when really our natural scents are erotic….

That said, I also prefer when she’s showed her nipple modeling toples ….cuz This hollywood shit has made her boring….

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I guess transformers projected this model who used to get naked for fashion to a whole other level of model….you know making the big money and not being forced to show actual nipple for some new burbery scent campaign….

It seems like just last year….I’m talking July 13th last year….bitch showed her nipple for fashion…I guess doing the ground work to be a household name knowing her movie star career was coming….you know getting the whore who gets paid to get topless out of her system….something I hope is part of her moral fabric….cuz I’m down for the tail-end of this career to hit when she’s forced to do everything naked just to pay for her mortgage…and least that’s what I’m hoping for, cuz I like desparation, even though I know she’ll easily find a billionaire man to lock herself into via marriage…and the only nudity we’ll get out of her is paparzzi shots of her tanning topless on a yacht…

What a waste of a perfectly willing to get naked for money slut…..

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I know anyone who visits this site is likely a virgin, into comics and other nerd shit, because no cool kid would waste their time reading my bullshit opinion, mainly cuz cool kids don’t read, and if they do, it’s sites that help them retain that coolness…No one wants to sit down at a cool kid party and say “OMG did you see Ashlee Simpson kissing that guy from Boardwalk Empire”, or whatever other smut I’ve spewed, they want to say, “did you hear so and so is releasing a limited edition t-shirt, that’s so last year, don’t they know people are into Japan now, not t-shirts, my god”…

You get what I’m saying, and if not, it’s cuz you’re just not cool enough, you’re too socially awkward to even grasp the joke that you guys are fucking hard and have already jerked off at least a dozen times, the last 3 days alone, for transformers and the Victoria’s Secret Model they’ve recruited to play Megan Fox….

So I figured I’ll post some of her Non-Nude work for Elle UK, even though I far prefer it when there’s NAKED TITS

So Here’s some Rosie Huntington-Whitely promoting herself….cuz this is her chance to get out in every fucking magazine possible……I’ve heard that Eminem 8 Mile Song, I know how to hustle…I just don’t bother…it’s too much work.

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely was in Maxim and who really gives a fuck about this Victoria’s Secret model turned Transformers star, oh right every virgin loser comic book robot loving weirdo and bald man cuz she gives bald men hope even though her bald man is a multi millionaire, in shape and can have any pussy he really sets him mind to, while your bald head is just pathetic, broke, embarrassing and something that should make you feel insecure and inadequate.

All this to say, Maxim sucks, they always try to sue me, mainly cuz I always ask why aren’t they bankrupt yet?

Especially when other sites do this model thing NAKED

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