Life is better with homeless people. I talk to them whenever I see them and really find them entertaining as fuck. I have paid homeless dudes a couple bucks to do stupid shit from rub their dicks on girls leaving night clubs, to fucking dirty mattresses found on the side of the street, to making them eat expired, rotting food. It’s like they are my own person circus performers. I have not had one jump in traffic, but now that I know homeless people are invincible, I may….

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