Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I assume this one is 18….because they all look fucking young to a pervert like me….and I can’t tell what I am dealing with…

She’s with her friend Sammie Yochelson who I think she’s done nude pics with before, but they aren’t nude pics really, they are artistic expression for a hip LA rich kid playing “instagram THOT”…

I am not hating, I love this shit, I think it’s amazing that you can go viral and exist because of a series of nude shoots that take you a week or less of actual work time to create and that allow you to live the best life…

Not that she wouldn’t live her best life, since she is Lily Rose Depp’s bff, it’s safe to assume she’s also a rich kid, which isn’t a bad thing in this world where the rich continue to be celebrated as they fucking win doing nothing….but she’s taken it upon herself to put her tits out there and I know I appreciate that…

She’s a real champion to me, give her the participation trophy she deserves.

We’ve seen this same shoot 1000 times with 1000 women, but who needs to be creative when all you need is the tits.

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