Her name is Sara Levitt and she’s a Crohns Disease survivor who had her anus sewed up because her intestines were all fucked up from whatever the fuck causes Crohns Disease. I actually don’t know if her asshole is sewn up, because where would she even fart? In the bag? It’s in the BAG! If it’s not actually sewn up, then she’s a far superior being to other women with three holes, since she’s coming in hot with 4 holes.

She’s been rocking the OSTOMY BAG since 2008, which means she’s been shitting in a bag for a long fucking time, which means she’s got the cleanest asshole around.

She’s another one of these internet people who is taking ownership on the seemingly gross issue and marketing it and monetizing it. Shameless, empowering, or fetishizing.

She’s not monetizing it in ways the crackwhore I once knew with the trachea hole from throat cancer monetized on it, which in her case would be ass sex through her stomach hole, but instead as an influencer.

There’s a level of “Poor me, feel sorry for me” and “empowered me, I won’t let that stop me because I understand instagram marketing and like cute outfits and this can be an angle”…coupled with “shitting in a bag makes you skinny, check out my ass in a thong bikini, because I’m like other girls, a half naked exhibitionist just fighting for likes and follows”….

The best thing about this pity party is that if she goes viral, girls everywhere will be electing for this surgery to be the next Sara Levitt. Even if you can’t shit, you can whore.

The truth is a girl who can’t shit is potentially the perfect girl for those of us who like to believe girls don’t shit, but unfortunately, this one does shit, just on the outside in the most visible of ways, maybe they should update shit bag tech, modernize it for a better tomorrow, revolutionize the shit bag, but in the mean time, sexualize it, like we sexualize everything else out there!

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