I assume you remember SARA MALAKUL LANE ….from all the big breasted, usually naked, half thai, not a tranny, but her father could be into trannies, I mean why else would he end up in Thailand knocking up locals back in the 80s….there must be something off with him…and that something is definitely not what his sperm creates….because what his sperm creates is fucking magical…and I am not the only one who thinks that…she just got cast as the main bitch in the new Kickboxer movie, starring Jean Claude Van Damme…which means she’ll be too famous for all of you pretty soon, but she’ll never be too famous for you to masturbate to her….

Here are some pics of her not naked, by DeathOfFilm, which may be challenging for you to get a boner to, but if you have any imagination, you can pretend she’s a teen runaway on the side of the road who needs saving because she just killed her family, and no one will miss her if she goes missing…That’s what everyone gets off to…right?

Follow her on instagram – 236,000 people do – HERE

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G.S.P will kick your ass #mma #fighter #kickboxer @drunkenstepfatherdotcom @theheadhuntr

A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 11:05am PST

Sara Malakul….the most amazing Thai Breasts I have ever questioned whether they were born with a penis…just got cast as the main babe in a Jean Claude Van Damme movie called the Kickboxer, meaning she’ll be way to famous to entertain me, as all these girls fade out when they get famous, they have more important people to talk to Emily Ratajkowski…who looks a lot better in person than she does in her pouty lip bullshit…not that this has anything to do with Emily Ratajkowski, this is about Sara Malakul being the future of all things…

I am more into her Titty Grabbing..

A photo posted by Sara Malakul Lane (@saramalakul) on Dec 12, 2014 at 4:43pm PST

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I am Thankful for future Hollywood Star @saramalakul on INSTAGRAM …because whether her Thai ass was born with a dick or not…and it probably was…we call her Lady Boy who got Away thanks to having a US Passport…she’s a beautiful specimen of talent…and by talent I mean she’s got great tits, and even though I am not a tit guy…I am a tit guy…because I am a guy…if you know what I mean….

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Sara Malakul is probably best known for a bunch of low budget, b-movies, available exclusively on Netflix, but that doesn’t mean she’s not the greatest thing to walk the earth, and I am not just saying that because of her great tits, it just means it’s a competitive world and you need to take what is yours when you can get it…and you never know, one may go viral…

That said, she’s based in LA, but out of Thailand and like any girl in Thailand I meet or see, I must ask myself whether I would still go through with it if I found out she she was a pre-opp tranny….and I probably would…because she’s just that hot…..

Enough of that – look at the pics.

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Sara Malakul is the THAI superstar who made it to America because unlike all the other THAI Superstars, she was an actual woman and not just a boy dressed like a woman that British men paid to fuck when they were 11.

She did this shoot for YUME MAGAZINE – shot by BRAD ERNSKE and it is a pretty lovely experience, but not quite as lovely as sex tourism…but still brings the tits…

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Her name is Sara Malakul – I like to think that I invented her – but in reality some white dude in Thailand who was trying to learn about “Thai Culture” by knocking up a Thai local did it first.. back in the 80s….

She is more than just a huge internet star with her 200,000 fans…but she’s also a model and actress who has done campaigns, actual movies, and Netflix movies…and I think she’s quite lovley…

Here she is for Thai Playboy, where she’s not showing her vagina, because Thai Playboy has a now genital showing policy, since all the hot girls from Thailand actually have cocks….it’s a cultural thing…as is prostituting yourself out at 11 years old to pay for the rice for the family – thanks to nice rich British perverts on some Sex Toursim shit…

All this to say, she’s one to look out for….the kind of girl that if you found out she was born a dude – you’d still want to marry her…and that’s a pretty powerful kind of girl to be…

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American based Thai superstar SARA MALAKUL, who you can find on various movies on Netflix that may or may not include her tits…but should always include her tits, because her tits are what legends are made of, even if her being Thai, statistically means she has a penis and the only reason she is in America is because some rockstar or celebrity imported her and her amazing face to work for him – when his wife is at the gym, if you know what I mean…

Now that’s probably not her storyline, since she’s got a US passport thanks to being born in GUAM, and she’s probably got a VAG that she was born with in GUAM, so no need for her to get imported by a tranny loving eccentric George Clooney-type like she was BAI LING, but it is to say that her being half white from Thailand makes me think maybe her dad was into that George Clooney-type hustle, because why else would he end up in Thailand in the 80s? For the Elephants? I bet it was for the elephants…

Well she’s naked for genius nude photographer NATE WALTON …not THOSE Waltons…this is a little less wholesome Waltons…and she’s looking’ pretty fucking awesome…

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Her name is Sara Malakul . I’ve written about her before, mainly because I have her name tattooed on my chest for the day I meet her, whether by her choice, or by just being in the right place at the right time, thanks to following her around…It’s not stalking, it’s romance. The two get confused far too often….

If you’re from Thailand and you probably aren’t because unlike rich British sick men, I don’t go there often, you know to see the “elephants”…you know because if you throw very little money at the elephant, even if the elephant is 10, it will do very very very ridiculous things with it’s trunk…

If you’re from middle of the road America, but not too ghetto to understand how netflix works, you will know her from a bunch of Netflix movies, none that have gone Sharknado viral yet, but that I am sure will pave the way to her being the next big thing, but then again, I am blinded by her amazing tits, and right now, I believe I’m in fucking heaven and that anything is possible…thanks to my good friend and life partner DELTA ELEMENTS for capturing this moment…it’s amazing and I wish I was there, but I guess I can pretend I was by looking at this…

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