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Shalana Santana’s Lingerie of the Day

As I freeze my fucking dick off like I was Ryan Seacrest in his basement sex change room….only with less conviction….or choice….I figure the best way to celebrate the horribly frozen life I live is to stare at hot Brazilian models, modeling some lingerie in some catalog shots, that are about as exciting as any catalog shot you’ve jerked off to in your life time, which is not really that exciting, but still half naked….like anyone has jerked off to a fucking catalog shot in the last 10 years…this is the internet… YOU CAN GET PORN ON HERE …..but hot bodies are still lovely to look at especially when the last skin you’ve seen was from the neck up this winter…..cuz girls don’t whore out half naked when it is below zero….

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