Shane van der Westhuizen is a model who I’ve posted on in the past for starring in some shitty bikini campaigns that don’t interest me…and apparently, they don’t interest her either, because she’s linked up with one of the better erotic fashion photogs Henrick Purienne and showed some titty and pussy in lingerie, because it’s not porno, or creepy when it’s for fashion, but rather puts your name on the map and hopefully books you campaigns that aren’t fucking garbage bikini companies who don’t pay…we’re talking working on being the next big thing, one nipple and well maintained bush at a time and I dig that model behavior…if anything, it’s the only content I really like looking at these days…

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I have absolutely no idea who Shane van der Westhuizen or where she is from…I even took the time to google her because otherwise I couldn’t call myself a journalist…something I take very seriously…and even have business cards made up so everyone I know knows…because calling myself a blogger is just embarrassing and makes me feel like a tween…but more importantly, because based on mainstream media, being a journalist requires no skills, something I feel confident I have…because confidence in winning at losing is still confidence girls who only like guys with confidence…it’s not some down on your luck cry for attention I’m a pussy situation..but rather..I know I suck, why are you here humouring me with this….

Either way, she’s done FHM, she’s generic hot, from South Africa, with big tits, and a silly name, and sometimes that’s all you really need…Shane van der Westhuizen, I’m a fan…

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Shane van der Westhuizen is some South African Model….because South African woman…at least the rich white ones who don’t have AIDS…are pretty fucking substantial….with all their mixed race interesting features they have generations breeding with with culturally hybrid sperm….making them these tall, lean, lovely, blonde creatures that Charlize Theron paved the fucking way for…..

I guess she’ll soon be on her pilgrimage to America, a place where they want us to know they exist….and I am all for it…I’m even a fucking fan of it cuz she’s a real serious squinting babe….and that’s really all that fucking matters when it comes to masturbating to these international women you’ve you never heard of before today…and will likely never meet…unless the plan backfires and she gets a gig working the tourism counter at the Airport….

All I know is she’s great in FHM South Africa.

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