I know that Jerry Seinfeld is not really a looker, but he is rich, and as a rich guy, he can get any pussy he wants….But in his defense, at 17, her nose hadn’t quite matured yet…..and she does have big tits…so big that she started a clothing company for girls with big tits….

With a loan from her father, Zach Lonstein, chief executive officer of Infocrossing, she started her clothing company in 1998. Its mission is to create clothes – including dresses, underwear and swimwear – that can be worn by women who, like Lonstein Gruss herself, have a large bust but maintain a slim waist.

I guess Jewish girls are only really something a Jewish guy can appreciate, you know since psychiatrists say we always go for people who remind us of our mothers, I guess that’s why I have an affinity for whores.

Either way, this is why I resent Holocaust survivors, but maybe I am just bitter because Jews own the world…..and I own a pair of shoes, broken lap top and cell phone I got for free…

Lonstein married Joshua Gruss, son of Martin Gruss, a financier and philanthropist. Joshua Gruss is an investment analyst at his father’s firm and heir to his estimated $500 million fortune.

They currently reside in a $10.3 million townhome on East 61st Street in New York City. They also spend time in their weekend home in Southampton.

Here are those tits…

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