I don’t know who this company is, but I do know who Sienna Miller is, and in the early 2000s, she was in fucking everything…she was the rock and roll model from the UK, who I guess Cara Delevingne of today’s generation is most like, only Sienna Miller was more deserving, hotter and a reminder that not all girls in the UK are toothless trolls with grey skin married to Chimney sweepers on an all porridge diet…or stripper looking, fake tan trash from the cheesy fucking lad mags…and that this hipster, natural looking always naked bitch with a hot accent can and does exist..

I guess this campaign reflects that she’s old and lazy now, 10 years for a woman is like 50 years for a man, she’s probably even a mom but I’m not going to look into that, I’d rather google pics of her bush from her glory days….

I’ll post the pics for old times…

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I used to jerk off to Sienna Miller.

She was in every movie naked, sometiems with bush, all while having a 5 /10 level of talent…

But I still used to jerk off to Sienna Miller…

So that makes me feel like we have some unspoken bond, that we will carry through our lives forever…only she doesn’t know I exist and if I was to ever meet her while either she or I was busking in a Subway station in London…and I told her about this bond…I would probably be arrested…

Either way, she still exists.

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