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2010

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Dec

Snejana Onopka Topless for Cover Magazine of the Day

This bitch is Ukrainian. Her name is Snejana Onopka. It sounds like a Character is a Dr Seuss book. You probably like that cuz you are weird.

She’s showing some tit in some magazine I’ve never heard of. I don’t think tits are a big deal. I never get overly excited about tits because I am a firm believer that tits are tits, but you probably do because you have never had sex with a real person before.

I have a feelign when she was the awkwardly tall girl in her high school she probably didn’t think she’d be getting paid to flash her tits like a common whore, only to be called a model to soften the blow that she is a common whore…but then again I don’t know shit about the Ukraine, but I do know a little about communism and that is the sex trade capital…so maybe this was a better escape than some weird fat 60 year old husband in the midwest.

Nipples aren’t pornography…especially when they are from a fashion shoot, but I can still jerk off to them if I try hard enough and think of her probably communist, rationed razors, hipster bush….and I’m pretty sure you can too, because you are lonely. Happy New Year….

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