So Beyonce’ baby momma of a sister Solange hs a new video called T.O.N.Y. I didn’t really listen to the lyrics, because I am hung over and not in the mood to get raped, but I guess it’s about a one night stand that she had where she was a naughty girl who didn’t use a condom which could be the truth behind her own pregnancy, that landed her shotgun married 7 months before her baby was born and I am posting it because she’s sitting on the toilet and I like seeing girls on the toilet, unless they are taking big nasty shits and are my wife and need my help cleaning up, but for the most part seeing a girl peeing or taking a pregnancy test gets me excited because it makes me think I am still virile and that they have vaginas, not that I ever had sex with Solange, unless you count watching the video with my limp dick in my hand sex, not because I find her hot, but because I got nothin’ else goin on today and I like to be reminded of how pathetic I am….

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