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2023

22

Nov

Sommer Ray is a Fitness Influencer of the Day

Sommer Ray is a fitness influencer who went viral because her mother, who is also a fitness personality, bought an instagram account with a million followers from a porn chick, to transition over to her teen daughter to pretend she does fitness, with her big round ass….it’s all pretty perverted and disturbing, but you do what you gotta do for that AMERICAN DREAM….

Sommer Ray did this shoot showing you how to workout in her gym, because she’s a fitness influencer and her favorite move seems to be fucking the equipment, or at least giving the impression she fucks the equipment…

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2022

23

Sep

Sommer Ray’s Instagram Ass of the Day

Sommer Ray is probably a multi-millionaire thanks to posting pics of her ass on instagram, which is pretty hilarious if you think about all the fucking losers who actually try to become millionaires, going to college, making business plans, trying to get investors, taking out loans on their houses, sacrificing their futures in hope of a better future, you know all that other good stuff that you hear people did in their success stories, while this one at 18 years old was like “my ass is fat, I’ll be an booty fitness influencer” and really, that is exactly the way it should be!

I find staring at some young sluts ass on social media more interesting that hearing some nerd talk about his dot com billion dollar idea, so reward the girls that the retards like us are jerking off to, so they think they are the next kardashians and keep bringing the goods!

She’s not even that hot, her ass isn’t even that crazy, but keep it comin’, without this shit the social media would fucking suck, I mean it still sucks, but the only thing it’s good for is slutty content, just ask ADAM LEVINE!

I didn’t really write out an Adam Levine commentary, because I fucking hate Maroon 5 and Adam Levine, the little rich LA kid with a Rockstar dream that worked out for him, and worked out terribly for us because we have to listen to his whiny fucking voice on the radio all the time

The story about him being bored with his ex Victoria’s Secret model, so he hits girls up on Instagram, because he knows that his Victoria’s Secret model was a bought asset trafficked to him, so he’s likely been cheating on her since before they were married, it is a business relationship, I would have just assumed it was with men or young boys, because he’s that kind of stunted, lame, embarrassing cheese dick who had to have been a product of blackmail videos, growing up in LA as a rich kid, you know he or his family knew the right people to get seedy with…..

So yeah, dude jerks off to girls on Instagram, maybe even this SOMMER RAY ass, but the issue here is a case of groupies, clout chasers, who know and probably think Levine is the biggest clown around, until he slides in their DM and validates them, at which point they are willing to throw in the towel, feel like they’ve finally made it with their pussy and can’t wait for that celeb life….that’s the issue, every single time, the girls throw themselves as the famous people, they have no self control when they smell money, good life, relevance, because society has conditioned them.

The dude could be a killer, a rapist, a child molester, everything they say they hate, until it gives them a shot at their dick.

Every single time. Then when it doesn’t work out, they expose him to get something out of it, it goes viral, nothing changes only they maximized the opportunity the pussy gave them.

The media may be the problem, pop culture the problem, Levine shouldn’t be famous, but because he is so girls can’t fucking help themselves, they are whores – only free.

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2022

02

Mar

Sommer Ray Topless of the Day

Sommer Ray is some Fitness influencer, whatever the fuck that means, who spends her time doing glamour shoots with her fat fit ass more than she spends time influencing fat bitches to get fit, but whatever works…I means she’s likely worth 20 million dollars from this bullshit because the money was fucking easy, that’s how they create these things like “Influencers” or even “Bloggers”, just not this blogger….THROW money at undeserving fucks..and make them think they are important and hope they saved their money because it will all be taken away…Google’s been pretty good at making unworthy people rich for 20 years at this point…

Anyway…

Sommer Ray, fitness influencer is wearing some men’s underwear with no shirt, because that’s what fitness influencing is about.

She is not showing her nipple, since that would be slutty, or would be FEMINSM, depending on her mood….

She is being paid or an owner in this underwear company, so getting topless is probably something she’d do for free, but way easier when there’s money involved.

I do not hate that girls are so slutty on OnlyFans, that getting topless for an ad is just mainstream, google friendly….

We’ve come so far as a people.

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2021

28

Oct

Sommer Ray Wet of the Day

Sommer Ray is some 25 year old florida trash with a ridiculous ass that may or may not be a real ass, I am not a plastic surgeon, I don’t know how fitness asses work, I just see them on the internet all day, but in real life, the asses I come face to face with are flat, wide, old lady ass that hang off their backs, you know WE ALL HAVE A TYPE and WE ALL HAVE WHAT OUR MICROPENISES ARE CAPABLE OF ROOKING IN…and fat 50 year olds are a dime a fucking dozen, already given up on life an ready to piss on my balls.

POINT BEING…SOMMER RAY…is some “fitness” influencer, because she shows off her ass…and her mom, who I’ve posted before posts similar fitness smut…so you know they had a strategy and are delivering it.

She was early to Instagram, thus super profitable all thanks to smutty pics, and she continues to keep the smutty going, because we’ll assume it pays.

Apparently, she got AIDS fucking Machine Gun Kelly before he cheated on her with Megan Fox, so her pussy not quite as good as Megan Fox’s mom pussy, but I’ll equate that to Megan Fox being an old guard, who knows how to use her brain to manipulate a motherfucker, while an influencer self made from instagram, is probably a half wit no matter how much money they get.

I’m not saying Megan Fox is a genius, but she’s old as shit and knows how to whore like a professional….actors…the worst…

No idea what this shoot is for, but I’m looking at it.

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2021

17

Jun

Sommer Ray Crusty Ass of the Day

Sommer Ray is a monetizing machine from Instagram. I don’t think she’s selling what they call “premium content” that isn’t really all that premium but that is more along the lines of “their slutty content they don’t want to give away for free, because they can make money on it”. I’m not sure if she’s one of those girls, but I guess in this era of cash grabbing and being porn obsessed, a lot of these insta girls who already get naked online are those kinds of girls since all girls are those kinds of girls, some just do it better.

I am not against the premium content hustle, I just find it scammy, low hanging fruit and an obvious cash grab, but you know what, get that cash grab if you can.

I also don’t know if this one does that kind of content, she’s been a booty in a thong since she got her start, pulling the whole “fitness” angle, with less fitness than erotic poses and that’s fine with me….whatever works and clearly that worked this girl gets paid and that’s all anyone cares about so whatever…

This is a crusty ass pic, cuz she’s got crusties on her ass, and I guess there’s a fetish in this somewhere….sea creatures, crabs, plastics in the ocean, whatever gets you off bro.

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2021

07

Jun

Sommer Ray Nude of the Day

Sommer Ray Nude

The internet is pretty funny. Sommer Ray, who you’e probably NEVER heard of because she solely exists on social media and social media is the fucking devil, likely designed by the Government to tap into the lives and minds of basically 90 percent of society, who are too dumb to realize that shit is evil, but instead voluntarily offer up their data for some reptile looking aspergers weirdo to make billions of dollars….while treating him like some sort of genius…even though social media existed for at least 8 years before he hopped on…but I guess peopel weren’t on social media at the time so didn’t realize it….it’s a scam..

But yeah, Sommer Ray, 26 million fans who are into her “working out” because she’s a fitness guru or maybe they’re there because she wears basically no clothing and does fake workouts she pretends are the reason for her body….and maybe those workouts are the reason for her body…but I can assure you the dudes watching her are only there for the body..

Whether she’s compelling, intelligent, inspiring or not is irrelevant, she takes pervy content of herself and we need that to exist…or they need that to exist..but I guess we need that to exist…since I’m reposting her way too rich for what she does ass…

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2020

24

Nov

Sommer Ray Mechanics Grease Fetish of the Day

Sommer Ray is an ass of instagram that was able to pretend it was all about the fitness and not about the ass when everyone knew it was about the ass….

She’s clearly made millions of dollars off her ass and she’s probably 23 years old since that’s the world we live in….

I am not against the whole young person hustling on the internet to cash the fuck in, I actually think it’s hilarious that the big brands and their billion dollar marketing budgets can’t keep up to a girl who has her ass out and that’s amazing…

I do find it funny that what I would have considered softcore porn back in the day, I had this poster on my wall when I was a kid…the Mechanic Shop cheesy Glamour model shit you’d get at the music store in the mall…is now multi million dollar empires…just because they pretend to be a fitness brand…when all I see is an ass in a thong…it’s funny, but effective…so ladies…pull down your pants!

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2020

16

Nov

Sommer Ray Greased Up of the Day

Sommer Ray Greasy

I find it very weird that the people who present themselves as “influencers’ and who pretend they aren’t just exhibitionists seeking fame, attention, followers, money, whatever….all tactics to monetize off the perverts who are only following them because they are jacking off to them….or pretend that their feed isn’t for perverts jacking off to them…but rather people into health and wellness….

Because when pics like this happen, oiled up Glamour shots in the gym, with her arms pushing up her tits into cleavage, you clearly realize you’re dealing with someone who isn’t so much a fitness influencer, but rather a bitch who does fitness in various sexual poses to get jerked off to….

Florida Trash Sommer Ray gets maisntream hype, they actually pretend she’s this fitness icon, some Jane Fonda of her generation, when obviously she’s borderline softcore pornographer and the fitness is just an angle to make it seem less desperate, useless, shameless..

Now I don’t care that girls post oiled up pics of themselves for the feed, even though that’s heavy narcissism…heavy “i want to be a model so bad I created an empire”….I don’t care that girl is milking it and cashing in…good on her…

I just care that no one calls it out as fetish shit, but instead pretend this is practical workout shit….I mean I guess it is since the only cardio we all get is through jerking off and I am sure some of you can at least get started in the jerk off looking at this…I think completion to this would be challenging even for the horny, backed up, pervert..

So keep the fitness pics coming girl, we need more deep squats that showcase a glimpse of asshole to really feel that burn, which unfortunately is prostatis because we’re old….you know the DEMO you don’t tell your high paid ad partners…”so 60 percent of my audience are fat perverts in their 40s and 50s who jerk off to me”….which is kinda rude and not very nice to those who actually occupy her fan base. SHOUT OUT us.

Sommer Ray Greasy

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2020

07

Jul

Sommer Ray Pussy Print

I have been the gym at least once in my life and it was filled with fat old ladies. It was about 25 years ago before the whole gym thing was really as common as it is now and the whole gym fashions were more ill-fitting sweat pants and even the hot fit girls were in baggy running shorts and not even in leggings. It was the era after the 80s aerobic erotica which would be most SIMILAR to whatever is going on here, you know with the leotards, only those ladies wore their leotards over thick leggings.

The point of the story is that this SOMMER RAY bitch, who is only famous because she’s got a big ass and she exploits herself and sexualizes herself in this ridiculous way.

The whole “Fitness” side of her “personal brand” is just the hook, the excuse, the reason she’s half naked and working out. It’s not actual an authentic fitness influencer, it’s an ass that does fitness to maintain the ass, apparently in skimpy fucking shorts.

I am not complaining, the less clothes the better, workout naked if you want…we all want to smell what Machine Gun Kelly left up inside her before trading in young AIDS for Old Megan Fox Aids…not that AIDS even exists and if it did, you’d freebase that shit direct from the source if you meant you could taste it.

What I am trying to say is that this is a slutty fucking workout for views and it works…even if she probably pretends she’s more than just a half naked body…despite showcasing that she’s just a half naked body.

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2019

27

Sep

Sommer Ray Erotica of the Day

Sommer Ray is some clickbait ass from social media with a stupid amount of followers despite being barely fucking interesting besides her willingness to show her ass..

Why would a brand partner up with her based on her contribution to society, or even her contribution to instagram, seeing as she’s just an ass who does ass content, but as it turns out brand partners are equally whores and partner with wherever the traffic is until some activist SJW screams “CANCEL THAT PERSON”…and they all fucking listen as they don’t want to be cancelled themselves…instead of just saying fuck off get out of here….

Well Sommer is out here doing laundry like she’s ever done laundry, acting like som immigrant bitch who just got to America and is trying to get to that America dream….while living the American dream….maybe offering some irony or thought provoking with her pics about a step back to traditional gender roles of women not actually working, but filling their days doing errands, fucking the milk man, and watching soap operas…you know while husband was out making the money and didn’t have to touch things like kitchens or laundry rooms…..or maybe it’s more a step back to Glamour model days when women posed in pics like these for men’s mags…something that’s ended despite men still existing…thanks to everyone being scared of a little tit, sex appeal and being #MeTooed


Sommer Ray Erotica

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