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2015

28

Apr

Sonya Gorelova for Vogue Spain of the DAy

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Here’s an amazing model named Sonya Gorelova who I have barely heard of…I just know she’s from the Ukraine and fucking amazing…

I don’t know if she’s as bight as the Ukrainian Sandwich making fox I posted earlier, but she’s still a fox…a fox that has taken the route of fashion model, rather than sex worker on webcam like the other Ukrainians all thanks to being tall…

Unless I am wrong about her, and she’s actually like a Joanna Krupa, who was raised in the USA from the age of 2…but pretends she’s Polish because it’s good for marketing…when really she’s just some Chicago hooker who hangs with rich guys…

I am too lazy to dig deeper into Sonya..but if she was in front of me…I would probably try to get deeper into Sonya Gorelova…it’s just the natural progression of our relationship, first I fall in love, then we make love…otherwise it throws off the momentum…I figure if you put it out to the universe it will happen…and by put it out to the universe I mean staring at these pics to see if my penis eventually moves…

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2014

05

May

Sonya Gorelova Amazing in Numero of the Day

Sonya Gorelova is a Ukrainian model and she’s in this issue of Numero magazine and girl looks good…

Maybe I’m into bright colored bikinis, fish nets, or just soviets walking around in heels and a bikini, like a bunch of tacky sex workers, looking for a husband…to help them escape the rationed bread hell that is about to get taken over by Russia a second time…at least that’s what I assume is happening from my ignorant, don’t watch the news perspective, a perspective I am sure Sonya Gorelova shares with me, cuz she’s probably in America popping bottles with rappers like other models, and forgets what the Ukraine even is, because she’s too busy tanning on yachts..

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