May there be Champagne Enemas for all this Glorious New Year’s Eve….I’m already drunk.

I love everyone writing about how challenging 2020 was, with all the pandemics and bullshit, but the reality is, people fucking loved it…they loved the laziness, the dramatics, the excitement, the uncertainty, the staying the fuck home and not seeing people, realizing streaming, takeout, and jerking off all day is better than real life…something I figured out 16 years ago when I last had a job…

So stop the bullshit..

Then there’s the people expecting worse in 2021, or hopeful of 2021, or whatever….so many memes, so many annoying recaps and bullshit statuses because thanks to 2020, everyone’s a fucking internet contributor no one asked for….something I figured out 16 years ago when I said “you know what, I’ll start a website about tits, maybe girls will send nudes, it will legitimize my friendster profile I was using at the time to get those nudes”….which is basically the true story…

So Happy fucking New Year…

I am excited for the 2021, as excited as I was for 2020, and every year before it, because every year is equally disappointing, every end of year is equally a time to say I’ll do better next year, which is fun, even though we all know we won’t….as we get older and older, closer to death, a reminder that time is finite, has always been a positive thing….even if our lives our meaningless…they are still funny to watch play out…

I am excited to see the COVID vaccine at least to see all the mutated Chinese babies everyone has after getting knocked up after taking it. Bitcoin Billionaires be made, even if I won’t be one of them. Machines replace the workforce. FEMA camps, the fall of society, who fucking knows…is life even real to begin with? How do we know we aren’t just characters in a game that don’t know better….just piles of mush with this avatar shit playing out that we aren’t even aware of…

What I am saying is the future is bright even if everyone is fucking depressed because sluts are getting sluttier…..and that keeps us busy…

I think 2021 will be the year of DrunkenStepfather, until I realize midway through next week that we’re on a sinking ship no one cares about…..which may be what makes it the year of Drunkenstepfather…shutting down shop and retiring in a pile of filth….to write my memoirs no one will read…..officially ending the site and no longer existing will give me time to do anything….

Point being….BUT THE SLUTS KEEP GETTING SLUTTIER…

Happy New Year you ungrateful, miserable asshole fucks of the internet who should pay me monthly for my wisdom/ Russian Spam Bots that come back day after day to look like legitmate traffic!

Never forget that in 2020, COVID cured the FLU….and made a lot of rich people even richer, which is what I like to reflect on the end of year, all the other people who won, to know just how hard I lost. It’s therapeutic!

Titty Drop because New Year’s Eve is About Drops and I didn’t do my Titty Drop Thursday Post because it is the Holidays!

See you NEXT Year, it will be exciting!

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It’s New Years Eve and after reflecting on the past 20 years, I’m forced to ask myself, what the fuck is the point of anything, as we all lack a sense of family, friends and community, in part thanks to COVID but mainly because of Technology, just us narcissistic self involved garbage pieces of shit on our own scam talking to each other through our screens to replace traditional social interactions as we all struggle to make money to make a better lives for ourselves, while losers who don’t deserve it are out there getting rich….

I am not depressive, I don’t give a shit, depression is for losers and despite being a loser, I am not that kind of loser and I’d never waste my time being depressed as we go through life….but updating the site on New Years Eve seems pretty idiotic, in a “what’s the fucking point” situation, not because I am a depressive weirdo who cuts myself, but because there is no point to anything we do and maybe that’s the enlightenment we all need to do what we want regardless of the outcome..

Which means you’re in luck, because despite there being no point to this site, or our existence, I do it for the tits, and tits are more prolific than ever, so I figure why not keep things up going into 2021, because what the fuck else is there to do….because it’s not like I am on some get rich quick scheme although I’d like to be…since the 90s…I’ve had hard on for running a pyramid scheme…maybe 2021 will be my year to launch a pyramid scheme…but I have a hard enough time getting Morning links up before 2 pm, so don’t count on it….but COUNT on the titties…they are fucking everywhere…the emptier we all are…thanks to the lack of real life connections….the more overcompensating in the form of tits and that’s WONDERFUL..

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Having been on the internet all these years with my own website, I have seen so many huge billion dollar companies come out of the woodwork and I’ve kicked myself for wasting my time uploading Lohan pics instead of taking advantage of some of those obvious platforms I could have potentially launched…like Only Fans….but the real fail was that my life is doing nerd shit like updating websites but I have zero tech knowledge or nerd friends…and missed out on Bitcoin when it was 1 dollar…I mean even I could have stole 1000 dollars from my fat wife….to buy 1000 bitcoin that’d be worth 30,0000,000 today…but that’d put a total damper on my loser life I’ve created for myself, like being worth millions would take away the fun in being a degenerate loser looking at celebs for the trash they are while not being able to keep up with their blessed rich fuck lives…you know…if I wanted to be worth 30 million dollars, there would be no Drunkenstepfather.com and that would make you cry…

I guess what they say about thoughts, being intentions, being future actions is true…winning isn’t as fun as winning at losing…or some shit…you gotta think low level to be low level and thinking low level is peaceful….

That said, I’ve been here assuming Santa’s gender for basically all my fucking life…the outrage we will all feel when they decide to make him a they…..

Going into NEW YEARS EVE remember that despite the struggles of 2020, with pandemics and lockdowns and maybe losing your jobs or loved ones…because people did die of COVID just ask that Gilligan’s Island actress…..all while not being able to profit off COVID because it isn’t an option for everyone…while the government tells you to stay safe, to shut down your businesses, to work from home if you have a job, or live off unemployment while trying to find a job, and the only jobs are those in what you’d assume were COVID dangerzones like grocery stores….and while they cancel christmas and enforce the whole mask thing…plus all that other COVID regulations they are implementing as they instil fear and uncertainty in all the people who listen…

Celebrities and politicians are still on Christmas vacation in tropical places….so there is HOPE yet…

I don’t believe any year is a good year….pandemics or not…it’s all the fucking same….just like my stepLINKS…all the fucking same….one of those if you keep doing the same thing and expect different results you’re insane…like stepLINKS all years are the same…I’ll put that on a T-Shirt no one will buy…nice.

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I just watched video of a stripper licking a stripper pole….COVID doesn’t exist…

I had a dream, and yes, I hate when people tell you about their dreams, like who gives a fuck about your subconscious, even when the people trying to tell me about their dreams are people I like, which is rare, since I hate everyone…and since “I had this dream last night” is usually a catalyst for me hating that person I may not hate yet….but I had a dream last night where I was forced into doing Stand Up Comedy, something I’ve never had any interest in doing but would probably be good at, but find a nightmare of a thing to do, even though I’m an absolute riot…and in my dream, I crafted the perfect fucking joke….I don’t remember what it was about, maybe porno generation, maybe woke generation, but the punchline was amazing…and I woke up laughing thinking…”that was good, that’s the kind of joke that really puts you on the map”…..only I forgot it 3 minutes later….I blame the hangover….

But in conclusion, I am funny in my dreams and don’t remember those punchlines in my awake state, so you get to deal with unfunny content all day, not that you read….reading is for losers…it’s about watching YOUTUBE videos and making amateur Youtube people millions of dollars instead of me.

What I am saying is that it’s unfortunate that I can’t record all my thoughts, worse as I get older, in part because of alcoholism, but at least big tech and evil corporations and the government are recording my every thought for me….thanks guys!

Here are morning links…

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A hooker I know is fucking 10 dudes or more a day and she’s not dead of COVID….

The world is nuts…and I really feel like we are a bunch of distracted idiots focused on the wrong fucking thing….as the media controls us through their puppet mastery…and as China moves into takeover America…and as robots are being designed to take our jobs…leaving us pretty fucked….but more importantly…what the fuck are TRIGGER WARNINGS…

Tigger Warnings are the dumbest thing the internet has brought us. I saw that Halsey was in trouble for crying for attention with her bullshit eating disorder and her “TW” on her pic wasn’t sufficient of a trigger warning for people…who tried to drag her because of it..

Trust me, I don’t like Halsey, or believe in her attention seeking that has worked well for her, or in her eating disorder, she’s not skinny enough to make that claim….but the fact we are expected to put trigger warnings, for people who aren’t triggered by the content, but rather by whether the trigger warning was sufficient for those who are triggered by it, but since they are triggered by it, they’re in the bathroom puking in the fetal position not able to cry about how the trigger warning wasn’t enough, so the same heroes who tell you how to gender people, because they are the experts are now saying who to put warnings in front of your content…like it’s a fucking Rated R movie….

Get the fuck out of here..

When I see trigger warnings on Netflix shows about suicide, or on documentaries about racism, I have to ask whether we are that pathetic and weak, and we are….EVERYONE IS A FUCKING VICTIM BABY LOSER FUCK…

It’s too bad…because I am a firm believing in body shaming, cyber bullying and all the mean shit of the internet that make us stronger as a people….this coddling babies who play the victim card needs to end….whether that’s by their own hand via sucide cuz they can’t hack it in life…it’s too hard…or not is irrelevant…but go back to only the strong survive and a motherfucker who has a meltdown to a pic on IG is clearly not the strung….DARWIN where you at bro?

Then there’s the whole normalizing trans thing, or the whole Harry Styles wore a dress in Vogue because he’s edgy, like Kurt Cobain didn’t wear dresses in the 90s, like it’s been done losers get your own fights to fight…faking drama and trauma while the government and corporations track your every move on your phone you are addicted to but no one seems to care….SCARY…

BUT WHAT DO I KNOW….I just know steplinks…so Here are some stepLINKS as society collapses into a genderless mess…but at least COVID made 50 billionaires…28 in China…thanks COVID for the good times you 99.9% survival rate fuck…

Here are stepLINKS..

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I don’t know about you, but my morning was spent thinking the vaccine for COVID is a scam, because for a virus that kills 1% of cases that get it, why inject yourself with some bullshit that they are saying won’t necessarily prevent you from getting the same virus, or contracting the same virus…but get the vaccine….seems fucking nuts, but only becaue the World Health Organization lies and is inconsistent in their messaging…making me wonder why they want to push this vaccine so hard….

Then there’s the whole 36 recorded cases of the flu, when the same place normally records 8,000 cases of the flu, because all of a sudden the flu is eradicated thanks to COVID….then there’s the government here shutting down “non essential businesses” while telling people to go out and get jobs…despite telling us not to see our families at Christmas and beyond, you know cuz of COVID, and the whole thing may be real, but seems like a bunch of knee jerk reaction bullshit…

It’s such a crisis that they took the holidays off from administering this vaccine to people who believe in vaccines…at least in parts of Canada…which you’d think they would continue through the holidays if it was a real pandemic…

So that’s what I was doing, not that I really care about any of that, but I never trusted the government for obvious reasons…and I don’t trust anything that we are “allowed” to do as citizens, like watch TV and internet because I know it’s just tools to police us…I mean the idea of these cellphones that track the fuck out of us, even the new FACEBOOK policy saying they can listen to you and watch you through your camera is insane..yet people sign up…cuz they need the likes and follows…

Society is fucked, it’s always been…but is’ more fucked now…

Then I read about 50 doctors and health professionals who became BILLIONAIRES during the pandemic, and you know there’s 100,000s more who got to higher level millionaires during the pandemic, because some people are FUCKING thriving in this…

Then there’s the idea of cash no longer being king, track every purchase so you can’t hide your money from the government as you are forced to work online….killing cash…while replacing staff with technology / machines…

It’s the next wave of the industrial revolution, replace people with machines…it is happening….So it’s hard to think it’s nothing but bullshit, even when I’m only here for the titties…

But since we have no control over any of this, I choose apathy and looking at tits…

But remember, it’s likely a lot of bullshit…

But also remember, I am an alcoholic with obvious mental disorders who may be autistic….uneducated…and likely getting my information from conspiracy websites….I know nothing….but I do know stepLINKS..

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Here are some stepLINKS…

I realize it is the Holidays, but what the fuck else am I going to do but update this bullshit….I took Friday off which was my first Monday-Friday day I’ve taken off in years, which is amazing considering I am a low life degenerate procrstinator who can’t get anything done…..I am sure that the level of consecutive weekday updates I’ve done on the site over the last 16 year must be a world record in idiocy…because taking Friday off made me realize how nice it is doing nothing, not that doing the site is doing something, it’s just doing LESS than nothing when I don’t turn on the computer.

All this to say….the new conspiracy is that TRUMP was working for the left, to make everyone scared of the right, so that they’d be open to more extreme left control measures…

You hear a lot about the COVID vaccine, where to get it, whether to get it, whether to be a Human Guinea Pig, or to wait out the virus and hedge your bets that you’ll be the 99.9% of survivors if you got the virus….but the real question is whether they are using the vaccine to identify the complicit people, the people who go along with what they are told because they listen to the media…and the non-complicit….do they want to kill off the complicit or the non-complicit…which ones get sent to space and which ones work the labor camps like modern day slaves….I don’t need to know, I guess we’ll all find out…even though they are already tracking us right now….thanks to the INTERNET…

SCARY….let’s get off the internet and go back to ZINE’s….who will subscribe to my daily updated ZINE….you’ll get it a week after any of the slutty posts are posted and old news….

SOUNDS like my kind of business model…irrelevance.

Here are some stepLINKS

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This Christmas season, I took the holiest of days off to drink my face off, potentially die of diabetic shock by survive, and think about what’s important to me, my life, my future…because Christmas is about me….the most important lesson of Christmas is not about giving, or receiving,

So I’ve decided to persue my childhood dream od being a toilet paper roll dispenser at the bus station….just thinking about all the crackhead pussy I’d see in a given day just gives me the chills…

Here are some morning links…

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It’s the most wonderful time of the year…even for poor people…so I sure as fuck hope you’re with family, drunk on eggnog and good will towards men, while hating your family or dealing with repressed childhood memories that only come up this time of year….and that the COVID police trying to take your religious celebrations from you over some bullshit virus that barely kills….doesn’t get in the way of your family traditions of doing things like jerking off to your mom’s dirty laundry or accidentally crawling into bed with your cousin…or accidentally walking in on your brother’s wife while she’s in the shower…you all erect because nothing is accidental….

Tonight and tomorrow is about giving gifts, getting gifts, dysfunction, alcoholism and memories of heartbreak and disappoinment of yesteryear…

This “new normal” isn’t a bad one, albeit a silly one…and for those of you who get your annual fuck from your wife tonight because nothing like a holiday designed for children in your childhood bedroom to get the fucking mood set for your annual fuck…and for your sake I hope she eats your ass….pussy can be a Christmas present, but real love happens when a girl eats your unwashed drunk ass despite eColi…

So, I hope you didn’t join the war on Christmas…and that you said “we’re all going to die anyway, fuck you for trying to get me to give up Christmas, the only day of the year that matters, where we feel any emotion, nostalgia, excitement, relaxed, etc…

So Merry Christmas to All and to all a good night…and don’t let Santa be the only one coming, click on these stepLINKS…it’s time..

Here are those stepLINKS…

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While all you are trimming your tree, jerking off to christmas themed porn in your mom’s basement as you are quarantining or pretending to because people actually believe this virus is real….

I’m here wondering how many kids are getting face injections for Christmas….because it’s mainstream and that shit costs money…you know gotta keep up with the other ugly girls trying to be hot with non invasive surgeries that they pretend isn’t getting plastic surgery, despite it altering their look into some kind of muppet….so they can say they are all natural because BOTOX is found in nature or something…

I guess other kids are asking for only fans subscriptions….or maybe butt plugs and lingerie for their only fans content…you know to get a head start on their entrepreneurial sex pervert dreams…

Here are some stepLINKS on Christmas EVE…in the Morning…at 2:15 because fuck waking up for this bullshit it’s Christmas motherfuckers.

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