I went to the mall to check out all the people in their Christmas themed leggings jacked up their asses and I could count at least full pussy spottings….sure they were in leggings that were a size too tight….so tight I could see ovary….

I went into the plus sized clothing store, just to see what’s up, figuring there would be some fat sad chicks to make me feel better about life in this festive holiday time….and all I found was stylish selections forcing me to wonder if making fat clothing in modern styles does anything good for a girl, back in the day fat girls wore purple sweatsuits with sequins on them and that’s it…and now they can dress like fat versions of skinny girls or normal sized girls….so that they don’t need to lose weight to get into those Levis…then these fat shops just encourage girls to be fat….that said…there were no fat chicks in the store, probably too busy eating and being lazy working as freelances in this gig economy while filming their youtube channel about baking, eating, or being fat….everyone shops online….

There was a store clerk, a shop girl if you will, but she wasn’t even fat enough to be working there but I guess when fighting discrimination through stylish outfits…you can’t discriminate girls who aren’t fat enough to be working in the plus sized store.

It is all so confusing…but I did hear two girls talking to each other about cumming…which made my Jugo Just so much sweeter…I didn’t realize that girls talked about masturbating together…I am from the past…they call me Grandpa…..step grampa….

The mall was a success…and here is our GIFT GUIDE shop now….why not…

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Girlfriend Pretends Her Boyfriend Abuses Her…
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Woman Obsessed with Barbies
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Kim Kardashian is Slutty in Black Face
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Dove Cameron Gets Dumb Anti Gun Tattoo
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Inside Greta’s Tesla…not so Climate Friendly…Unless this is Clickbait…
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Verona Pooth Pink Panties
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Heather Graham Bikini titties
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They Call This the Worst Prank Ever
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Ducks Change their Mind…
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Truck VS Airport
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Hairy Octopus Caught on Camera
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Ariel Winter Butt Cheek…
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Paris Hilton Talks Juicy Couture
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Ice Fisherman of the Day
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Baby Christmas Rock
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Some Asian GIrls.
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Mark Whalberg – Not on HGH
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Lana Del Rey’s New Album is a Spoken Word Album for Natives
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Leighton Meester and Adam Brody are Rich
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Cops Mad Guy Doesn’t Pull OVer
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How to Fly to the Moon
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Swift at a Premiere…
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Cool RC Plow
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Ambrosio’s Bikini Gallery
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Emma Roberts – Shopping
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Sabrina Carpenter – Midget in Jeans
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Hailey Bieber in Jeans
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Bai Ling in Short Skirts
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Demi Lovato – Fat Shopper
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Daisy Ridley Cleavage
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Kim Garner Legs
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Sofia Richie Creeper Cam at the Gym
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Flashing Her Tits
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Guide to a Memorable Weekend…
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4 Ways to Make a First Impression…
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Worst Line Ever
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How are these Tits Possible
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AMateur Slut of the Day
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19 People Having a Shittier Day Than You
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Green Cactus Bikini…
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Big Titty Photoshoot
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Just Having a Snack
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Pink Hair Public Blowie
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Orgasms from Hell…
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Hooker Fucks for Popeye’s Sandwich…
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Dildo in Big Girl
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Black Porn Girl
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For a lot of people with jobs, today is the last day in the office, so it’d be a good time to leave that girl you have a crush in the office that love letter you’ve been sitting on because they’ll have a solid week or two to deal with it and put in that formal complaint that gets you shamed in front of everyone for being a pervert weirdo romantic….because apparently you can’t shame anyone, you can’t hire based on skill but rather based on skin color, gender or non gender, sexuality, as to not look like a disciminatory asshole…but when it comes to being full of love, erections and romance….they shut you down and cry sexually harassment.

Life is unfair..but today’s the big day for you to make moves….assuming you still have a job after the holidays…assuming you even have a job…despite jobs being for fucking suckers willing to trade their life over to some unappreciative company in exchange for money to buy shit they don’t need…like a home or a car or food or clothing….you can get by without it…just look at the Natives who were here for thousands of years before us…they didn’t work…

Anyway, time off work….pretty fucking lazy life…. getting a week or two off to spend with your family and friends or alone…staring at the wall…cuz no one…being all nostalgic about CHRISTMAS past and when you felt that warmth of holiday spirit in your soul….but now you got nothing but a dating app that I assure you will find you some fat ugly horny chick trying to live out the fantasy that she’s a hot and desirable pussy….cuz dudes will fuck anything and girls getting fucked don’t realize they are “anything better than jacking off again”….

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If you’re doing that whole Christmas party thing, don’t show girl videos of you peeing on girls and asking if you can do that to them – in the event you’re looking for girls you actually want to have sex with – because even if they like being peed on – they’ll pretend they don’t…

FAT GIRLS ON INSTAGRAM BEING INFLUENCERS SO THEY CAN GET FREE FOOD, OR CHARGE CRAZY FEES TO ALLOW THEM TO AFFORD ALL THEIR FUCKING FOODS…is funny to me. Being celebrated and empowered for being fat is a joke…but the real joke is all you fat chicks who aren’t capitalizing on this…being too lazy start with the slutty selfies….because the whole point of being an empowered fat influencer is being lazy…so just take pics of you being lazy and the audience that is too scared to be judged for not following you…will follow you….official fat girl influencer means your audience expects you to be lazy…that’s what they jerk off to…or what they are disgusted by while writing comments like “you go girl” and “fierce”…and all the OTHER lies they all spew….while other fat chicks buy into this shit cuz it increases the profile of their fatness…if you’re a fat chick be a fat chick of instagram…That’s my advice to you this holiday season fatty that and SHOP OUR GIFT GUIDE…

Here are some links…..

Camila Cabello – Racist
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ASAP Rocky Sex Tape that Could be ANyone – I got no interest in posting this.
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Drunks
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High Res Kate Becksale
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Your New America’s Got Talent Chick Has Big Tits
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Brie Larson Cleavage Trash
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Drumming with Only Drumsticks
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Taylor Swift at an Event
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Expert Says You Should Ask Babies Consent to Change their Diapers
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Lamest Throuple Ever….
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Keri Russell Braless at Star Wars…
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Bella Thorne Bikini Nip Slop
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Mind Controlling Illusion
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Eddie Redmayne Gets Interviewed By BFF Andrew Garfield
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Bulletproof Glass
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Lana Del Ray Weirdo Boyfriend
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Impractical Jokers is Getting a Movie..Whatever that is…
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Hacked Security cameras
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Dumb Open Carry parody
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Kate Upton Big Girl in Leggings
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Sofia Richie – Working Out
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Sofia Richie – Leggigns
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Lourdes Leon Bikini
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Violett Beane at an Event…
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Diane Guerrero Big CLothed Titties for Playboy
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Freya ALlen Hot Outfit
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Looking Up Karen Gillan’s Skirt
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Kaley Cuoco Filming…
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Kate Beckinsale Shopping
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Selena Gomez – Shopping and Looking Like Shit
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Lily Rose Depp Photoshop
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Ariel Winters in Leggins
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Emma atson in a Slutty Dress
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Caylee Cowan Big Tits…
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Girl MANSPREADING in Short Shorts with Pussy Out…
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ALWAYS a line for the Bathroom
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Halle Hayes….Ass in Panties…
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BF Shows Up to a Slutty Shoot…
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Apparently this Dude Paid Porn Chick Dani Daniels 3k for a Fuck….
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DaddysBabyGirl is the Slutty Amateur….
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7 Drunk Girls
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WTF is That….
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Date Rape Rehab
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Girl Spreading Ass Naked
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Shitty Titty Massage…
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PUSSY RUBBER
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Slut in the Shower
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Nudie Moody Door Pics..
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Today I discovered how fucking dumb people are.

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always known the majority are dumb and as time has gone on….I have seen their ability to process thingslikes jokes….get more and more retarded.

They just weren’t able to read sarcasm, they weren’t be able to distinguish reality from fact. They couldn’t google it to cross reference it….and it got even worse when the older generation got on the computer and couldn’t figure out that it wasn’t a newspaper…it was just a bunch of idiots being idiots…So fake news happened, memes happened, now no one knows what’s up…

So this is where the revelation of DUMB comes in…..Instagram now runs warnings on memes that get AI fact checked….so that they can prompt you retards to understand it is not an actual fact but rater a joke….

LIKE THIS EXAMPLE I GOT HERE:

I also found out that Bella Thorne is starring in the female reboot of Fight Club, because Fight Club is for girls too you know, even though it’s totally not something that should have been made trans….it’s an iconic movie that defines the male struggles of an era ….in a leave it at that….let men have their Fight Club…. WHAT WOULD TYLER DURDEN DO situation….

Not to mention if you’re going to remake this movie, or really anything, don’t use Bella Thorne….obviously this is a “based on social media presence we think she’ll get this garbage seen” situation….cuz everyone knows this is just a dumb cash grab….

Soon women are going to be starring in gay porn…fighting to be everywhere…

Be sure to check our Holiday Gift Guide…

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I used to think girls to avoid on the internet dating sites have profiles that read “I LARPed for 8 years starting in my teens, Vampire the Masquerade. It was fun, I don’t regret doing it.” were the ones to avoid…but after digging through some reddit gone wild / reddit rate my nude body the other day…I found a girl who wrote just that…and who ended up having the gnarliest nerdy porn…with some of the biggest dildos up inside her….with some of the weirdest looking dudes pissing on her…and even a classified looking for men to fuck her while her nerd boyfriend watches…and filmed because I guess you evolve from LARPING…to being a weird couple in your weird apartment with weird “Dragon art” and other nerd shit like SWORDS and wooden masks and other nerd shit…. filming weird porn for your porn tube profile no one asked for…when you’re not working your day job at the fucking dollar store…

Tis the Christmas Season and besides goodwill towards men…give some goodwill to socially awkward, possibly autistic, half retard perverts filming their fucks….cuz nothing says Christmas better than showing your family what you’ve been up to now that you’re 35 and married and looking for excitement…by revealing your porn channel…with confidence…no shame…empowered to everyone sitting at your family dinner table that looks like Walmart Decor took a shit on it….cuz you’re trash….

Speaking of trash, Shop our GIFT GUIDE, it’s not trash…

Here are some links…in the morning…

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I was just out here getting into the christmas spirit by jerking off in my xxxl sweat pants behind this Liquor store Christmas tree decoration because I like the holidays just that much…

Some people call me a Christmas miracle, or the human embodiment of Christmas, that’s just that how Christmas I am….

I mean and because there was a group of young college girls in leggings one size too small buying supplies for cocktails for their Tuesday night holiday party cuz exams are over motherfuckers and it’s time to let loose…

I tried to approach them by offering to show them a picture of my PUG…girls love pugs…only to have the image opened up to a video of me jerking off in my sweat pants while looking at them….you know to let them see how REAL life works with REAL perverts not afraid of the backlash of being a pervert because I am a pervert and that is my right…I mean if people can dress like women and fight to get seen by a GYNECOLOGIST despite having a COCK….the vary thing GYNECOLOGISTS don’t deal in…I have the right to get turned on by hot chicks as a dude cuz I’m fucking human….

Stay safe, sex positive, pervert friendly this HOLIDAY season but above all this…drink yourself to near death…cuz I will….I am….

Here is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Guide…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Flying Tent Hits Soldier
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Woman Freaking Out on Amusement Park Rides
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Your Boy PewDiePie is Leavign Youtube
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Some Police Brutality
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Draya Michele is Busty
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Denny’s Mosh Pit
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Lily Rose Depp Slutty
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Soldier Analyzes 11 Military Scenes
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Cops VS Pedestrians
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Restoration of Notre Dame Cathederal
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Fat Ass balancing Act
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The Best Pervert Tranny Story Ever
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Useful Pie Charts
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The Body Transformation that has made Everyone Mad
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Marg Helgenberger Just Bought an Awesome House
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Real Housewive’s Couple is Splitting
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Russian Guy Means Business
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Tiger Lily HUtchence in Panties
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Megan Fox at an Event with her Tits Out
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Kendall Jenner Leggings Wedgie…
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HERPES MARIAH CAREY Hits Number 1
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Netflix’s Gay Jesus is Making People Mad
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Drunk Woman Makes Out with a Tree
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Wrestling is REAL
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Katy Perry is Busty
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Gilbert Gottfried is the ONLY CAMEO you need to buy this Holiday
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Top Adult Coloring Books…GREAT GIFT FOR GRANPA
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BECKY G in SPANX
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Sarah Hyland in a Sports Bra being Dramatic
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Charlize THeron in a Dyke Outfit
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Keri Russell in a Short Dress
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Taylor Swift Side Tit at an Event – KINDA
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Liz Olsen Looking Old as Shit
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Florence PUGH booty in a TIght Dress
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Julianne Hough Slutty Outfit for her Family Holiday Special Lameness that Shouldn’t Exist
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THat Katy Perry Cleavage
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Brie Larson is Shit…and This is her Cleavage Shit
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That Escalated Quickly
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Squirt to the Face
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Amateur SLUT
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Blonde Girl Gets Roped into Porn..I guess…
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Slutty See Through
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Dubble Bubble
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Tiffany Got her Titties Out
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HOOKER OF THE YEAR
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TORPEDO TITTIES
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CUCK VIDEO of the Day
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Dylan Voxx and her Big Tits
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CUCKOLDING went WRONG
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It’s Christmas Season…One and All…and I’ve decided to gift myself by watching free fat girl internet porn because I hate fat girls and I hate porn, but also, I hate myself and feel that is what I deserve and not in an EMO crying for attention way…but in a “it’s already bad, let’s make it worse, through asses so big they make me want to throw up”…

In finding the fat girl porn to punish myself with for Christmas….you know a timeless holiday tradition, I noticed that some of the dildos Russian cam girls ride look like they are from 1980s communist Russia…fabricated or milled out of rationed flour and paint, all vintage and ghetto…

We should set up a food drive, like a canned food drive at the grocery store or local high school for the poor, where we collect as many new and modern dildo’s for these hurting crackheads trying to make a buck in a competitive and ever changing business landscape due to technology…they just can’t afford to keep up and like me…they’ll be left in the dark…

Remember, you don’t what you got til you gone…or what you didn’t want to got but it was forced upon you, but now you feel nothing but relief that it is gone because there are two sides to every story…

Here is the stepHOLIDAY Gift Guide…

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Tis the fucking season….for everyone but you…cuz no one wants to fuck your limp dick, at least their’s porn and Artifical vaginas out there to fuck…

It’s interesting that we live in this boring era of anti-bullying, where brands like Playboy are posting nude fat and old chicks to be relevant and not for comedic purposes…for serious purposes…or when Victoria’s Secret dies because they say “NO TRANNIES”…

It is interesting that we live in this boring era of anti-bullying, yet everyone is being bullied into accepting everyone they would otherwise hate…or do hate but can’t say they hate unless it’s Trump…he’s one of those poeple society allows you to hate…but trannies..can’t hate trannies..or GRETA…how dare you talk shit on GRETA…HOW DARE YOU…the puppet is likely just an entitled little cunt… whining as she cashes the fuck in…and still leaves a CARBON footprint for all her media tours…

Maybe he is the messiah and Christmas should be built out around his birthday…

This Christmas season I am making a list of things I am done with in 2019…all I have on my list right now is Fish in Microwave in the Break Room Jokes….but I’m sure I’ve got more, way more, cuz whenever I turn on the computer I see so much to hate, I just choose to not bother, maybe I’m stroked out and don’t know it, maybe it’s just a waste of time to hate on it….but not a waste of time to write a list about it that can be turned into a MEME and released to the world as a WORLD STAR exclusive….that I pay them to make an exclusive, since nothing is real, nothing is earned, the internet can be bought…everything you like….mind control man…MIND CONTROL and you don’t even realize it….far more interactive mind control than traditional media…the future is now…

No I’m not on drugs..I’m just saying how dumb everyhting is…everything but the stepXMAS gift guide…

Here are stepLINKS….

Eminem’s Nick Cannon Dis Track….Like Some Old Eminem…With Some Double Mariah Disses….legend…seriously
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Billy Eilish with her Fake Accent Talking about Pooping
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NSFW Coloring Books To Jerk Off To
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Chelsea Handler’s Midget Died
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Hot Swedish Chick Hanging Laundry in the Snow
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Fed Ex VS Fence
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Throwback One Night Stand Regret Video I Love
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Metal Dude Goes Viral with his Hilarious Noise Complaint
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Tekashi 6ix9ine better get LIFE…
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Caylee Cowan Doing Marilyn Monroe Playboy
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How To Make Prison Wine
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Theif Loses his Belt…
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How To Prank Package Thieves
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19 Creepy Fish
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Santa’s Little Whore Make-Up Tutorial for the Perverts
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John Travolta’s WIG IS HILARIOUS
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Taylor Swift Armpit
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Harvey Weinstein has Done More for Woman in Hollywood than Anyone Literally
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Olvia Wilde VS Clint Eastwood
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48 Year Old Victoria’s Secret Model
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Tiger Lily Hutchence Nips in a Bikini
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AMAZING CLeavage
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Kylie Jenner in Black Face Dressed Like Black and Ugly Jessica Rabbit
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Constance WU Red Carpet
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Lindsay Price – Cleavage
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Fukuhara – Asian Actor
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Karreuche Tran Leg
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Sydney Park – Thigh
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Rose Byrne at some Event
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Sinead Harnett in a Slutty Dress
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VISIT THE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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11 Acts that Make you a Whore
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How to Keep a Pussy Fresh
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Hooker of the YEAR
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A Whole Lot of BOOTY
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Big Titty Pillow Rider
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Idiot Worker of the Day
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Good Old Fashioned Public Masturbation FOILED
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Didn’t Expect THOSE!
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Anna Braga Slutty Gas Pumping
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Naked Playboy Bitch on the Beach
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Slutty Reddit Amateur
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Dana Taylor Bolt on Tits in a Diving Mask
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Girl with a Dildo
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Hilarious Instagram Whore
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Cam Girl of the Day
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Amateur Lesbians for the Hallmark Channel
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FISTS
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DOUBLE DIPPING
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I did what I set out to do….and I went to the mall to watch people with families and friends they don’t actually life…spend their paychecks on shit they don’t need, or want to gift, and that the person will be disappointed or even embarassed to get because of how badly they don’t want it…”thanks for the giant toblerone bar”…or “thanks for waiting in line of 8 hours and facing near death conditions like some arctic explorer just to buy me this gift basket filled with grooming products from the 24 hour pharmacy that looks like you bought it on the way to Christmas dinner when you realize you forgot to get me a gift, but in fact you went to the mall, and waited in line for this shit….for hours…amongst disease, criminals, fat people eating frozen yogurt cuz they think it is healthier…like you are some kind of hero where the whole hero part gets lost in the mix cuz your gifts suck….and I’m sorry you got Pneumonia or SARS or the CHICKEN POX from all the germs in the mall…you should have just not got me anything…really…seriously…this gift sucks…but it’s the thought that counts…but if it was the thought that counts…you’d do better….and maybe order it off the internet like a normal fucking person you SICK fuck…”

Don’t forget to visit the HOLIDAY GUIDE….

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