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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2008

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife’s dog pisses a fucking lot. My wife can’t bend over to clean it and I don’t like the smell of piss, unless I am drunk and I’m sniffing a whore’s dirty panties, and even then it’s not my favorite, I just do it because I am a sick fucking man, so today has been filled with cleaning piss and shit I wasn’t piss or shit cleaning, I was getting licked by a dog or being barked at by a dog, and the sad truth is that I’d take my wife’s puppy over my wife, any fucking day. It is almost midnight and I am not drunk enough, yet, but in a few hours I intend to be and when I am, I will be hopefully pissing on my wife while she is asleep and blaming it on the dog. We’ll see if I get there or not…..and while I’m doing that, you can check my links….

John McCain Says Cunt on TV while at some Appearance…
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And You Thought the Dramatic Gopher Was Good
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I Wanna Bang Aunt Becky’s Tits…
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Giselle Bundchen is Topless is Some Magazine I Don’t Care to Know The Name Of Because She is Topless and that is Disgusting….
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We May Have Our Differences, but Jesus Will Be Your Friend No Matter What
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Anne Hathaway’s Ex is Business Baby, All Business and he Fucked Her Ass
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Vanessa Minnillo See Through Throw Back
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Briana Banks Will Help Get You Through the Week
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Would Sarah Palin Bang You?
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Okay This is Gonna Sound Kinf of Homo, But I Like Blind Items
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Uhhh Here is the Scariest PSA I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Reporter: “Do You Go Down a Lot?”
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Miss Louisianna Loses Her Crown And Not Because of Teen Pregnancy For a Change
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I’m Sorry, But Crazy Britney is > Comeback Britney
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stepTV Throwback of the Day
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Find a Girl to Fuck Because, Well, Why Not?
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Milla Jovovich Drops the Eff Bomb
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Maggie Malone Rocks Out and Strips Down
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Nude is Nature
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No More Miley Cyrus Partial Nudes
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Guy Ritchie Moves Fast and I Dont Blame Him
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30 Rock Season 3 Previews Because Tina Fey is Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Chimp Rides a Segway
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NEVER EVER DO THIS
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I Wanna Punch This Lady GaGa Bitch in the Face
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Nasty Office Romance
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Some Gossip Girl Star has AIDS
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Scare the Shit Out of Kids This Halloween
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Get Laid With This…
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This Woman Has the Biggest Boobs in England…
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Doctors Laugh When a Giant Dildo is Removed from Someone’s Ass
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Nerd Fight!!!!
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Rosie Huntington Looks Like the Kind of Innocent Girl You Want to Turn Bad
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Topless Sky Diving!
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Sandy Westgate in the Locker Room
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The Republican National Committee Spent over 150K to Clothe Sarah Palin and Her Family
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123456 Pokémon!!
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Jennifer Tilly’s Cleavage Always Brings a Smile to My Face
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Mac Versus PC Bloodbath
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International Babe of the Day
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Cheat on Your Exams
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Miley Cyrus Wears a Grany Swimsuit
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Boob Flash Sneak Attack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl Showin her Naked Body….
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This Girl and Her Metal Encrusted Pussy
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Forget About Real Life, Watch Porn
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If You Think Your Neighborhood Whores Are Freaking, You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet
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2008

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Some shit came up where I couldn’t sit on the computer all day. I like to think it’s because I was on a jet flying somewhere luxurious, but the truth is my computer died again, my wife gave me bullshit jobs to do, then I had to help this asshole I know move, because he leant me some money awhile ago and when he came to collect, he wasn’t too down with me giving him empty bottles, my wife’s dog, a pug, that she came home with Saturday without asking me if I wanted a fucking dog or not and 2 lbs of salomi, it is the economic crisis afterall and he looked desperate, but not desperate enough, so I told him I’d I do some work for him today and didn’t expect it to take me 4 fucking hours.

So I didn’t die today, and since my computer did, I am borrowing a friend’s computer for the next couple of days, until I can come up with 20 bucks to get a new one, but in the meantime, here are my links while I go clean up two days of dog piss from the stepPUG who I hate but who seems to love me. I am told shit days like today happen to all of us, but I am not sure if that is true, since I don’t have any friends, so as far as I’m concerned they just shouldn’t happen to me but At least I have these links to keep you up to date with shit going on on the internet. So click them….


Because It’s cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie and More Entertaining….
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Lesbian Outfit of the Day….
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I Guess You Can’t Blame Him For Being Stupid
He’s Wearing Roller Blades Afterall
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I Know I Bitch About Her A Lot, But In The End, Christina Aguilera and Her Tits Are Okay With Me
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Megan Good’s Tits Best Moments
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Miranda Kerr Makes Up For That Hat She Was WEaring Yesterday By Taking Her Top Off in FHM
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Some Vintage stepTV to Remind You How mush Your Shitty Life is Better Than Some Other People’s
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Katie Price Completes Her Transformation into Oompa Loompa
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Abi Titmuss Moons The Camera
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Kim Jogn Il and I Have More in Common Than I Thought
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Kate Hudson at Some Event or Another, Most Likely Prowling for Her Boyfriend of the Week
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Pee-Wee’s Leprechaun Halloween
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Trust Me, Sex is Alot More Fun When You’re Doing It, Instead of Just Talking About It
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Korean Baseball Brawl Isn’t a Brawl At All
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Nick Hogan is Out of Jail
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Christmas On Mars
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Claymation Chess
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Free Breast Exam!!
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Web Cam Striptease Fun
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This Madonna and A-Rod Make Steroid Babies….
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Anne Hathaway, WTF Are You Wearing
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Striptease of the Day
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Sex Has Always Been Fun, And Now It’s Easy Too
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Paintball Prank
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It’s a Raid!!
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Cry Baby Spiderman Gets No Candy on Halloween
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She May Be Sad She Lost Her Bikini, But I’m Not
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If You’re Gonna Dine and Dash, It’s Bext to Not Leave Your Purse at the Table
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Heather Carolin is Your Red Head Fantasy
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Mena Suvari is Lookin Good at the Burberry Store Opening
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Top 10 Fauxmosexual Lesbians from Hollywood
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Samantha Takes Off Her Swimsuit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart.
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Crystal Forscutt is Divine
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Little Waynes Assistant Ratted Him Out; Has Shortened Life Expectancy
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Shay Laren is in a Little Jean Skirt
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The British Hate Sarah Silverman
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Audrina Patridge in bikini getting dunked on Ellen show
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Some Old Pics of the Nanny in a Bikini….
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Build a Hydrogen Generator
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Keira Knightley Doesn’t Wear a Bra and Her Nipples Are Hard (I’ve had complaints this site is spam, I was told by the webmaster it isn’t)
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Janice Dickinson Looks Scary as Shit in This Photoshoot…
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The Best Videogames of All Time Tournament
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A Jenna Jameson Pregnancy Pic to Prove She’s Got a Uterus
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Take a Break, Watch Some Porn
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Tits and G-String
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Piss Like a Man
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2008

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So since I have nothing better to do than waste my time, I waste my time talking to the sisters of non celebrities, and in not being very good at moving on, I decided to post some of the conversation I’ve been having with Bon Bon D’Amore, who despite her name is not a tacky pornstar, but the daughter of some Pizza Restaurant owner who’s sister was friends with Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton before they realized hanging with a Celine Dion look-a-like was a waste of time….

You’re funny! and you’re right im probably not her little sister…just happen to be some idot that knows her sister’s name. but if i am her sister, what kind would i be if i didnt defend her honor? 😉 if she got you booted from facebook u most likely deserved it and i totaly understand that “what you do is mean” its cool…you dumb fucks and your jealousy are one reason she is famous.you people are talking about her, PERIOD. so please feel free to say all u like because no publicity is bad publicity,,right. aahahaaaa  this industry kills me and i fucking love it. XOXO

Love,

Bon Bon (or some weird freak)  🙂

My Response:

I am a nice guy. You are just very aggressive and it’s a little unnecessary. You say all publicity is good publicity, so stop your whining. I know whining is all you know and was the only way you could get your dad’s attention away from his business and it may have worked when you wanted your Mercedes for your 16th birthday, and your dad got it for you, because it was easier than actually spending time with you, since after years of neglect and focus on his business he felt guilty and felt the only remedy was to buy your love and make you forget he chose his business over you, or at least let you know that all the pretty things you have is because he chose his business over you, so you don’t resent him for the choices he made, but I’m not your dad, don’t take your issues out on me, save them for your therapist, at least that way you’ll be getting your moneys worth.

I understand you live in a rich kid bubble where you are the center of the universe, where you are untouchable and where you think your sister is famous because sites like mine write about her and because she badly djs events for a lot of money despite people lrefusing to be on the same bill or in pictures with her, because they think she’s a joke,  and was friends with Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, two of the most useless people in LA, besides the cast of The Hills and because she’s been in some straight to DVD movies no one will ever see, but the truth is that I am more famous than she is on the internet, and I can give you a little taste of what she’s getting, you know give you the glory you deserve, so you can get out of her shadow, unless you are fat. In which case the only taste of fame you will have is the Superstar Combo at your favorite diner and in which case I will order you a cake any flavor you want, I am generous just let me know. 

On a side note, your sister’s boyfriend’s brother works at Facebook and pretty much set me up to be deleted and that isn’t cool.

On another side note, you and your sister should dress up like Celine Dion and her husband on halloween, you as the husband since you are fat and  have testicles and her as Celine since, because she looks like this Celine Dion impersonator who works at this Dive bar down the street from me and who sings like a fucking angel and wouldn’t even need a costume…..

I hope you are having a wonderful  Saturday and I am happy that we are new found friends and I think I may be developing feelings for you, despite not even knowing what you look like, which may be crazy, but what I do know is that you are perfection.

With Love, 
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Her Response:

Actually it was a bmw :p
Kinda curious what u look like? Must be ugo if u hide behind ur computer

My Response

Bon Bon,

you gotta aim higher, sure BMW’s are my favorite car, but I have no taste and I wanna see you in a Bentley. Quit fuckin’ around.

I am a 38 year old Mexican, I am married. I am about 100 pounds overweight. I am poor. My wife buys my clothes at the Salvation Army. Today I am wearing a pair of sweatpants because they don’t make jeans in my size and if they do, I don’t know where to buy them, so I stick to elastic waistbands, and an old white T-shirt that has a coffee stain that I didn’t make, but it came that way, I think my wife paid 2 dollars for the outfit. I have animal slippers on, I am smoking a cigar, I don’t believe in haircuts and I don’t believe in brushing hair or shaving. My mouth smells like death because I haven’t brushed my teeth often enough and I used to live on the street, I have some kind of infection and a molar fell out last month and I think it is infected but can’t afford to see a doctor. That may be sound like I am selling myself short, but some people like me and I do always have a great tan in the summer and I have a great personality, if you like drunk, bitter, bitchy guys who are always out of breath because their heart is strugglin’. Oh, and my penis is well below average, I blame the weight cuz Oprah says for every 30 lbs you gain an inch, so I should technically be 3.5 inches bigger than my 2.5 inches hard state of today, not that I ever get hard, my drinkin’s been pretty abusive on my libido.

What do you look like and when is our first date?

Love

Jesus

Her response:

you truly are an idiot

My response:

Bon Bon,

Stop flirting with me, this is starting to geta little uncomfortable and you are kinda scaring me but as long as you don’t look like Kourtney Kardashian, I will totally let you lick my asshole.

With Love, 
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Still nothing, so now, she’s out of my life for good and here are my links…

Pink Had a Drinking Problem That She Sorted Out
Now If She Could Only Sort Out That Whole Being a Man and Not Being Female Thing
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Reading is FUNdamental!
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Olivia Munn is the Hottest Halloweener
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This May Come as a Surprise, But I Find the New American Apparel Ads Morally Questionable
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Just Ram It!!!
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When Did Sarah Michelle Gellar Become Suck a Slut?
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is in a Wet T Shirt and a Thong
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David Ducovney Divorce Drama Starting to Unfold
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The Ten Best Political Ads Ever
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Canadian Beauty Queens Are Always Good for a Pick Me Up
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Tribute to the Naughty School Girl
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Ass Cream, Really?
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Web Sluts May Not Seem Interesting, But Since You Have No Sluts, It’s Actually Pretty Sweet
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Matt Stairs Gets Ass Hammered
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Will Smith Like Likes to Pay for Whores That Aren’t Women
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How Much to YOU Love MCDonalds?
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While the Roomate is Away….
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An Internet Girl to Pretend Fuck is Better Then No Girl to Not Fuck, You Know What I Mean?
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Good From Far, Far From Good
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Trish Stratus Looks Good In Lingerie
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Why Hello Tracy Stone
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Self Shot Shoves Things in Her Holes
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That Old Dude From Soul Train Beat Up His Wife
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If Jennifer Aniston is Pregnant With John Mayer’s Baby, That is Hilarious
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Striptease of the Day
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Because It’s a Gift That Keeps On Giving
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Gotta Love the Neighbors
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Praise Jesus, Paris Hilton May Leave Us For Good
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Kung Fu Election
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Assholes with Lamborginis Deserve to Have Them Towed
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Double Breasted!
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Miranda Kerr, WTF Are You Wearing?
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The Best Porn You’ll Find This Hour
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Olga Poses For Nudes
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Brooke Hogan Has a Cry
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Guy Ritchie Sums Up Sex With Madonna in 8 words
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Everyone Hates Sarah Palin, and Here’s Some Video Proof
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Wedding Concussion
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That Asshole Mr.Blackwell Has Croaked and Gone to that Gay Bath House in the Sky
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Lanni Barbie Step by Step
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How To: Make Your Youtube Video Number One
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Jenna’s Porn Bloopers
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Some Interview With Some 74 Year Old Pornstar
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Adriana Lima’s 3 Million Dollar Tits
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2008

17

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My site seemed to have got hacked and stopped working last night and it continued through today, it is annoying but I’ve got used to it and figure I can’t control these things, so why bother getting all worked up about the shit. People don’t like me because they don’t find my jokes funny and decide to personally attack me and I just have to come to terms with that.

I got a couple funny emails though. The first one from the stepLINKS picture yesterday (pictured again today)

Hi Umm that supposed slut of the day is me, and i would really like to know how u got a hold of it?
 
Im pretty upset bc that whole little story line is bullshit

My answer is basic, I am pretty tipsy right now, and not feeling very mean or up for controversy, especially when the no names are the ones who sue.

I found your pictures on a porn site, the real question is why the fuck was it taken, did some dude promise you fame, was your daddy not around when you were growing up? More importantlywhy are you on a porn site and not showing your pussy. My story is true, you’re just not the bitch I was talking about, so send me pussy pics like you should have had included in your porn set and we can all move on with our lives….. Love, Jesus

The second one is a comment from Caroline D’Amore’s sister defending her Honor:

I TRULY FEEL SORRY FOR ALL YOU PEOPLE RAGGING ON MY SISTER. YOU DONT KNOW HER AND EVERY WORD YOU’VE WRITTEN ABOUT HER IS FALSE. “DJING BADLY� AS YOU CALL IT, IS A JOB AND SHE GETS PAID A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY TO DO IT. IM SO SORRY THAT YOU ARE ALL FAT AND UGLY. I REALLY HOPE IT MAKES YOU FEEL A LIL BIT BETTER ABOUT YOUR UNFORTUNATE FACES TO PUT DOWN SOMEONE YOUVE NEVER EVEN MET BECAUSE IT MUST BE HARD BEING YOU. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR PATHETIC little LIVES.
LOTS OF LOVE,

BON BON XOXO 😛

I got no answer to that, I was distracted by the caps lock, I emailed her asking for a picture and formal statement about how the site sucks and she responded by telling me I am mean, it’s a work in progress but as a side note, it’s nice to see they are passing my site around their family like I was the Pizza Pie that made their dad rich and able to raise these fucking robot brats…..

Here are my links:

I Know You’re Not Gonna Get Laid Anyways, So you Might As Well Rub One Out To Someone Who Pretends to Care…..It’s Less Depressing….
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Sasha Grey Makes the Jump From Dirty Mattress to Silver Screen
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Peace Offering
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Liz Hurley Has the Cleavage to End All Cleavage Once Again
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Howard Stern Made a Mistake, Beth Stern is Fucking Boring
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Can’t Resist a Bitch in Fishnets
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Tea Leoni is Back on the Market; Possibly Banging Billy Bob Thornton
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Heather Vandeve is Your Friday Fantasy
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Here’s to You, Virgin
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Wonder Women Linda Carter is Lookin Good
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Beer Pong
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Dancer Has a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Sometimes Skaters Actually Make Tricks
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Hayden Airs Her No Panties…Air
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Kids, Meets Satan, And I Don’t Mean That Asshole Who Runs My Forum
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Jodie March and Her Big Ol’ Tits is a Lesbian
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Russian Roads Need Some Work
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Step TV Throwback of the Day
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Because You Can Never Have Enough Porno
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The Whole World Hates Katie Holmes
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Carli Banks is Delicious
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Toastee Exposed
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Miley Cyrus is HORNY
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Jamie Lynns Boyfriend is a Class Act
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Survivor Homos
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striptease of the Day
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Machete Robbery
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Geriatric Gaming of the Day
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College Girl Gets Attacked After Flashing Her Tits.
This Shit is Why My Slutty Step Daughters Are Never Going to Spring Break
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The Creepiest Playground Ever
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Katharine McPhee is Still Around?
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Jennifer Aniston Ruined The Name Rachel For Me, But This Bitch Rachel is Still All Sorts of Sexy
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Travis Barker is Finally Out of the Hospital…..
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Because I am a Giver
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Christie Brinkley’s Ex is in Some Shit
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Not Your Ordinary Baloon Sculptures
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More Lil’ O’Reilly
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Aria Giovanni and Ines Cudna = Boners
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie
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CAT FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!
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Get Some Free Shit, Cause You’re Probably As Poor As I Am
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RIP Motherfucker the Taco Inventor Edition
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Faceless Girl and a Series of Big Tits and Low Cut Panty Pics…
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Vegas Girl All Bondaged Up
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A Lesson In Gynecology
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2008

16

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I went into a coffee shop and saw some woman waiting in line in front of me to get more whipped cream and toppings on her coffee. She had already finished the first round of topping and needed more sugar. The staff was a little thrown off by her request, but gave it to her anyway, then she asked them for more Caramel sauce, as he squeezed it onto the whipped cream, she told him not to be shy and to keep it coming, until her coffee drink looked like a creamy caramel mess. Then she attacked the chocolate flakes that were in a jar next to the milk and sugar, to make the place seem more classy and for people to use sparingly on their hot chocolates and faggy coffees, but she started piling on 3 or 10 scoops of the shit into her already disgusting drink. She grabbed a spoon and started digging in like she won the fuckin’ lottery and today was the best day in her life.

I wanted to give her some credit for being eager to get all the free sweets you can get to feed your fat sweet addicted face and to turn your coffee into a tasty 2000 calorie treat, but it disgusted me and I accidentally called her a pig instead, when she asked what I said, I tried to cover it up by saying that I said she wasn’t a pig, and instead of making a friend today, I made an enemy and she stormed off pissed off at the world despite how happy she was just a few minutes before because it turns out that your day isn’t the only day I ruin….

Here are my links….

The Sex Toy Costume Contest
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Fat Boy Seems Like My Kind of Pony
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Danielle Lloyd’s Idea of a Business Casual is Pretty Half Naked
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Hey Traci Bingham! Why Don’t You Do Us All a Favor and PUT A FUCKING BAG ON YOUR HEAD
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Herry Katona and Her 36DD Topless Throwback
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I’m Starting to Think All These New Casters Freudiant Slips Are Intentional
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5 Political Pornos Everyone Would Vote For
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I Have Gotta Get to The Race
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Relax Ringo Starr, You’re Not Famous Anymore
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The Best Porn You’ll Find This Hour
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And I Thought My Wife Was Fucking Ugly
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Good on the Today Show
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Celebrity Phone Tap
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Now Here’s a Slutty Muppet With Current Day Values
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Fat Lady Fail
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I Say Get Laid, You Say Why Not?
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Women Problems Isn’t Even the Word To Describe It
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Dennis Leary Apologizes For Making Fun of Retards
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Illegal Immigrant Van Crash
CLOWN CAR
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Anything Involving an Idiot and a Unicycle Just Can’t End Well
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Carmen Electra’s Striptease Training
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Veronika Zemanova Can Do No Wrong
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Jenya D is All Sorts of Sexy
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Can Someone Please Get Me a Fucking Gun? Anyone? The Hills Have Gone Too Far….
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That Little Homo From That Twilight Movie Needs to Lay Off the Heroin, Pronto
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Things With Madonna and Guy Richie Are About to get Ugly
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Striptease of the Day
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Brooke Decker Lingerie Hotness
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Hunting With Sarah Palin
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Peeing in the Frozen Food Section
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Michah Moore is Amazing
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Adriana Lima’s Bra is Worth More Than Your Life
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Nicole Graves is Better Than a BBQ
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Erika Medina Needs to Get Her People to Lay Off the Airbrushing, Holy Shit
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If Rhianna Starts Banging Kanye, I Am Going to Off Myself
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Rebecca Loos is in Playboy
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Johnny Knoxville on WWE
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Silvia Ray is Your Borderline Jailbait Fantasy
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O-Face or Sportscaster Face
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A Car Plows Into 3 People While They Wait for the Bus…
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Behind the Scenes With Lisa Ann on Set of the Palin Porn
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The 7 Most Underrated Hot Chicks on TV
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WAG Alena Seredova Gallery
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Some Interview With One of the 90210 Sluts
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Create Perpetual Energy. Kind Of
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Mutant Vagina is Coming to Get You….
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Because There is Only So Much Your Bad Personality Can Do
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Some LA Whore Showing Some Leg
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Whores a Plenty
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Bonus – The Ridiculous John McCain Pic that’s Doing The Rounds…..

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2008

15

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I slept for the last 4 hours and haven’t left my house in 3 days. That’s all I have to say about that.

Here are my links…..

Because Sometimes, You Need a Professional
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Aubrey O’Day Gets Kicked to the Curb
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The 12 Hottest Twins in History
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The Iron Chef – With BEER
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Traci Bingham is a Busted Up Pick Up Truck
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Alice Goodwins British Tits Say How Do You Do?
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The Best Porn You Find All Day
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Because All Wakeboarders Should Be Punished
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Lohan and Ronson May Be Engaged
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Kim Kardashian’s Ass is At The Airport
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What is With Demi Moores Daughter and Her Constant Scowl?
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Sophie Monk – Braless See-Through Candids in Santa Monica
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Who Remembers Mya?
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Because I Know Girls Won’t Talk to You in Real Life
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The Economy is a Mess, and Here’s Why
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Machine Gun Shoot Out
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You Don’t Actually Need CLOTHING on Halloween
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And That’s Why You Always Need to Pay the Toll Guy
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Kristin Cavallari Gallery
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I Love Me a Young Latina
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Madonna and Guy Richie Are Getting a Divorce
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Sarah Palin Wants to Take You to the White House
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I Guess We All Get a Bit Gassy
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OMG!!CATS!!LOL!!
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Make Up Turns Useless Celebrity Sluts Into Totally Different People
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Beyonce, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Striptease of the Day
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Danielle Lloyd is Topless Again
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Fender Bender Strausen: The Gay Experiment
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Because I Know You Make Things Harder Than They Have to Be
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Here is Where You Insert One of Many Jokes Of Your Choice
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Sex or Tennis?
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More Celebs Without Makeup
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Miley Cyrus Giving Ronald McDonal a Blowjob…
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A Little Sideboob Is Always Nice
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Dasi West Takes It Off
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Sometimes Cold Water is Worth It
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Paula Abdul is Having a Cry Over Her Salary
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For All You Homos Who Are Into Cars You Can’t Afford
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Lynne Spears is Delusional
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Speed Talker!
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The 50 Hottest Women in Tennis
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Some 24 Year Old DUde Marries His Grandmother….
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Ever Been to Cocaine Factory?
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Make Popcorn From a Soda Can
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Mother Daughter Sex Prank
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Bonus – Get Down With Astrology….

Another Bonus – The Next Beyonce – Skip to 2:50

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2008

14

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife asked me for a Thanksgiving stuffing yesterday, I think she was coming onto me, I started to panic, but instead of going through with it and trying to think of something hot, I just went into the kitchen and gave her the left over stuffing that our friend brought over to us and I think she was a lot happier with that than actually having sex with me, pretty much the story of my life, I guess I’d take food over me naked pretty much any day and I’d take anything to not have to deal with my wife naked so I guess it all worked out in the end, making this post absolutely pointless, which is probably nothing new.

Something else that’s not new, my links, and here they are…

Dyan Cannon May Be 71, But I Still Wanna Bang Her
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Now THAT’S How you Sing the National Anthem
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I’m Sorry, But Michelle Marsh Looks Like a Man
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Stacy Keibler is Doing Her Think in Maxim
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Audrina Patridges’ Tits’ Finest Moment
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Britney Spears is Flashing Her Shit Again
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I Guess Everyone Deals with Traffic Stops Different
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Masuimi Max is Fine With Me
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Because I Know You Can Never Have Enough Porn
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Britney Spears Fans Are Having a Cry
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Drew Barrymore’s Highbeams Throwback
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I Really Don’t Understand Victoria Beckham
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REGIS WILL FART IF HE WANTS TO
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stuffed Animal Causes Car Crash
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Some Girls Just Know Their Calling From the Start
GO

Blood Sucker!
No, Really!
GO

It’s Not Really Sex If You Do It Alone, Stop Kidding Yourself
GO

I Mean, Who Didn’t See It Coming
GO

Sorry Beckhams, But I Would Have Done the Same Thing
GO

We Never Had Cell Phones In Class Anyways
GO

A Little Megan Fox Always Does US Good
GO

Dodgeball, Meet Face
GO

Carol Is All Sorts of Sexy
GO

Denise Shows Off for the Camera
GO

Nozomi Sasaki is my Japanese Fantasy
GO

Gerard Butler Sinks to a New Low
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Sarah Palin is a….
GO

Why Does Lohan, a Hot Chick, Insist on Doing Things That Make Her Look Disgusting
Like Ugly Hair, Fake Tans, or Becoming a Lesbain
GO

Just Stripped
GO

Service Station Sex!
GO

Some Are Disgusting and Some Are Just Plain Weird
GO

Whats Wrong With Tracy Bingham
GO

NOT SARAH PALIN NAKED
GO

You Say You Don’t Need Help, and I Say, We All Need Help Sometimes
GO

Carmen Ortega Is Pretty Much Naked
GO

Michael Jacson Banged Marcia Brady
GO

Sandee Westgate Hets Her Locker Room On
GO

You Have Gotta Be Fucking Kidding Me
GO

Jane Taylor is All Sorts of Sexy
GO

White Boy Body Wave
GO

Vagina Weight Lifting
GO

Some Texas Probation Officer Gets Fired for Nude Pics on the Internet….
GO

Sarah Palin Joke of the Day
GO

Some Girl on the Beach With Talented Tits
GO

Some Throwback Naomi Watts Nude Scene
GO

Is Tila Tequila a Vegas Escort?
GO

Check out the Wonder How To Awards….
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Dude’s Babe Collection….
GO

Slutty Vegas Cowboy in Shorts and Boots….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

13

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I just slept for 8 hours after sleeping for 12 hours last night. I was thinking I got a parasite from drinking out of a puddle that is ravaging my brain, but maybe it’s just the shitty weather or depression, but I have no idea what’s going on, all I know is that I am fucking sleepy as shit….

The good news is that Facebook emailed me back with a reason for being deleted:

Hi Jesus,

After reviewing your situation, we have determined that you violated our Terms of Use. Please note that nudity and other sexually explicit content is not allowed on the site. Additionally, we do not allow users to send messages that are sexually suggestive, or that other users may find harassing in nature. We will not be able to reactivate your account for any reason. This decision is final.

Thanks for your understanding,

Harold
User Operations
Facebook

Thanks Harold, if that’s your real name, which it definitely isn’t, despite it being one of Facebook’s rules of conduct, but rules they don’t have to follow since it is their site.

This is a you say vagina, I say pussy situation. You know a you say Anal Sex and I say Ass Fucking situation. What I deem appropriate, they deem inappropriate. What I know is that I never posted nudity, and that every office facebook junkie out there has used the shit to get fucking laid by talking dirty to girls, I am just more offensive and a pain in the fucking ass about it and I have a Mexican name, but that’s who I am and if Facebook is cracking down on the messages motherfuckers send, there is seriously no privacy on that shit and you all better watch out, cuz it means big brother is watching you. They know your cell numbers and providers, your credit card numbers, your birthdays, your message conversations, your circle of friends, the events you go to, the schools you went to, what you studied, who was in your classes, where you work, who your parents are, how old your parents are, where your parents live, and that’s like giving the white collar version of the KKK your Social Security number and trusting the racist motherfuckers with a lot of your shit….so be careful, you are making other people very fucking rich, I’m talking turning 24 year olds pictures above into billionaries .

Here’s my link/links….

Beyonce Tries To Steal The Attention Back From Rihanna By Dancing Like a Whore in a Leotard Poppin the Booty and Making it Talk and I Like It Even Though Her Time Has Come and Gone…It’s Nice to See Her Holding Onto the Dream….
GO

Monday Slut Fun
GO

The Rest of the Angelina and Brad Pitt W Magazine Amateur Porn Pictures
GO

Amy Winehouse Should Go into The Cocaine Candy Business
GO

Jessica Simpson Showing Some Tit in Booty Shorts Rocking the Mic….Good Times…
GO

How About Some Banksy?
GO

Mark Walberg is a Cry Baby
GO

Serena Williams’ Tits Are Massive
GO

10 Most Overrated Hot Chicks of All Time
GO

Now Here’s a Toy Story I Ca Get Down With
GO

Alena Seredova Will Cure Your Case of the Monday’s
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Cougar or Not a Cougar?
GO

Extreme Moscow Car Accident
GO

Britney Spears flashing again
GO

The Crackie Horror Picture Show
GO

Moon Man Versus Golfer
GO

I Never Get tired of Escalator Falls
GO

30 Foot Back Flop
GO

Vanessa Hudgens On Jay Leno
GO

Carol is All Natural
GO

Garden Fuckers!
GO

Salma Hayek Can Do No Wrong
GO

Christina Aguilera Looks Pretty Good Without All That Shit On Her Face
GO

Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
GO

Miley Cyrus’ Mouth is Tired
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Indian supermodel Ujjwala Raut’s nude pics…
GO

Some Tera Patrick Goodness
GO

Topless go-karting race!
GO

Hunting With Sarah Palin
GO

Girls Highschool Bathroom Beatdown
GO

Shake That Ass
GO

Aubrey O’Day Whores It Up At Fashion Week
GO

I Love Me a Girl in a Corset
GO

Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO

Tara Reid is Officially Retarded
GO

Michey Rourke is Insane
GO

Somebody Do Something!
GO

Wu Tang Office
GO

Travis Barker Talks More About the Plane Crash
GO

Bizarre Gadgets From a Land Far Away
GO

The Golden Touch!
GO

Impaled By a Giant Dildo
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Oral Sex of All Variety
GO

Some Vagina and Camera Phone Pics…
GO

Shitty Tits
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

10

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Caroline D’Amore and I worked out our differences. She told me that my site is hateful and disgusting and that she never visits it because she finds that kind of attitude to be the downfall of society and hurtful. She wished me luck with my ventures and told me she got what I was doing, but didn’t like that I brought that shit to her Facebook profile. I told her that since Facebook are a bunch of racists and took me the fuck down, she won’t have to worry about any of that and we can go our separate ways and take in the weekend like we’re supposed to. That doesn’t mean that I’ve ended my fight against those bastards, I am going to find a loophole, or find a lawyer who will sue them for me for free and make a whole lot of money out of it, or maybe it’s just a sign that Facebook sucks and people will want a better site to post all their personal shit on. We’ll see, but the fuckers haven’t even responded to me yet and I don’t think they are going to….


Someone started a facebook group to get some support to get my profile back, strength in numbers kinda thing. I don’t expect anyone to join, but it’d be amazing if you did….
GO

I know you don’t care about any of this Internet drama, it’s dull and I wish I had more stories from drinking last night, but I only saw one nipple get pulled out by my friend when posing for a picture with some girl and the girl got her hands on the camera and deleted that shit, because he was weak and got caught up in her false promises of giving him a blowjob. So I just stick to the internet instead and you should too because the world is a cold scary place and the internet is whatever you want it to be, like that late night prostitute who doesn’t want you to know her name, but does want to fullfill your fantasies….

I don’t know what the fuck I am talking about, but I assume it is nonsense ramblings so I’ll just post my links. Love you.

Big Montreal Tits I’ve Never Met
GO

Austin Powers’ Random Task is in Some Deep Shit
GO

Through the Roof!
GO

Alice Goodwin is Like a Better Looking Audrina Patridge and She’s Probably More Talented Too
GO

This Hot Model Wants to Take You Home
GO

Vanessa Hudgens Flashes Her Thong
GO

Let’s Face It, Who Doesn’t Love Angelina Jolie
GO

Madonna Rips On Sarah Palin; Is Still Disgusting
GO

Since I Know You’re Staying In Tonight Anyways
GO

Aubrey O’Day’s Camel Toe Says Hello
GO

Fuck You John Mayer
GO

Let’s Watch a Wedding Get Ruined
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Give a 2 Year Old a Loaded Gun – VIDEO
GO

My Kind of Treasure Map
GO

If You’re Gonna Stay At Home Tonight, You May As Well Have Company
GO

Any Video + Benny Hill Music = Amazing
GO

Butt Tattoo Prank
GO

Zuzana Drabinova is Delicious
GO

Mountains and Boobs
GO

The Most Disgusting Story to Break This Year
GO

I Hope Avril Lavignes Marriage Breaks Up Because I Hate Her
GO

I Think the Last Thing Britney Needs is Another Reality Type Show
GO

Nerd Fight
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

British Glamour Whore
GO

An Inconvenient, Cruel and Totally Uncalled-For Truth
GO

Make Your Wildest Dreams a Reality
GO

Tickle Me Pink Prank Call
GO

Washing Machine Out the Window!!
GO

Holly Morgan is a Girl I’d Like to Get to Know, And By Get to Know, I Mean Fuck
GO

There’s Somethig Terribly Appealing About These Photos Of Carmen Electra, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
GO

Once they Pop, They Won’t Stop
GO

Hef’s New Girls Next Door Will Beat Your Ass!
GO

Taylor Swift Broke Up With Joe Jonas Because Heis a Cry Baby That Won’t fuck Her
GO

John Cusack’s Stalker Is a Hot Piece
GO

Arkansa Wal-Mart
GO

I Hope This Means McCain is Getting Alzheimer’s, and Not Because Alzheimer’s is Funny
Because It is Awful and I Hate Him
GO

Sandy Westgate Get’s Her Wild Life On
GO

SNL Special Edition – The Second Presidential Debate
GO

A Unicycle Jump Just Seems Like It COuld Never Go Right
GO

Make Your Money Fire Proof
GO

Gaping Girlfriend
GO

Did Magic Johnson Fake AIDS?
GO

Olympic Swimmer’s Got Some Nude Pics…
GO

Some Funny Wedding Video That I Think is Staged
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

A Little Asian Fetish….
GO

Some Trannies….
GO

Some Gang Signs..
GO

And more proof that photobucket is nothing more than a porn site.
GO

Some Cock….
GO

Really Lesbian Lookin Chick Posing Topless
GO

Pretty Much Naked on the Couch in Boots
GO

Bonus – Sarah Palin Laying The Pipe Song….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got recognized today because I was wearing a shitty DrunkenStepfather T-Shirt. It was a horrible experience where some kid with braces asked me if I was DrunkenStepfather and I just denied by pretending I didn’t know what he was talking about. Instead, I asked the dude if I could borrow a dollar for a coffee and he said no. I have no idea whether he believed me or not, but I think that’s a bad sign of things to come, especially considering that the people who care enough to find out who I am are just as broke as me. I want rich people recognizing me and offering me refuge in their well appointed mansions, with pools, hot tubs and naked chciks. It’s a bad sign.

Another bad sign of things to come, the name of this post, because you know what it means and that my links of the day are about to hit and there’s always way too many of those to click, making it more like work than good times, try to enjoy it.


Sometimes in Life, You Just Gotta Smile
GO

I’m No Psychic, But Sometimes You Can Just Predict When Things Won’t Go Right
GO

April Scott is Like a Breath of Fresh Air
GO

The 9 Hottest Israeli Women Ever
GO

Emma Watson’s Wizard Pokies
GO

Marisa Miller Can Ride Me All Day Long
GO

Talk Like a Pirate, Fag
GO

I Don’t Know Who Andrea Feldon is, But I Wanna Be on Her
GO

Zac Efron Almost Got Knocked the Fuck Out
GO

The Top 100 Big Boobed Celebrities According to NUTS, But Most of them Don’t Count
Because They Are British and Therefore Not Reall Celebrities
Whatever.
GO

You KNow, Looking At All This Photoshop Work, I’m Starting To THink Britney
Spears Was Never Actually That Hot to Begin With, And It;s All a Fucking Illusion
GO

Because I Know You Have No Radar Whatsoever
GO

Dress Like Sarah Palin for Halloween
GO

Emma Watson hard pokies
GO

How NOT to Argue a Ticket
GO

The Best Slut’s You’ll See All Day, Which Isn’t Saying Much Because I Know For
A Fact You Haven’t Left Your Mom’s Basement
GO

Doogie Howser MD
GO

Finally! The Role That Will Give Jennifer Aniston the Stardom She Deserves!
GO

He Was a Comlicated Man, And No One Understood Him
GO

Washing Machine Surprise
GO

Now That’sHow you Strip Yourself of Dignity
GO

PRAISE JESUS AND THANK THE LORD
GO

If Searching Through Here Won’t Get You Up, Then You’re As Badd Off As I Am
GO

Jamie Lynn Want’s to Go to College; Defends Teenaged Sluts and Pregnancy
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

What WOuld it Take to Let YOU Get Kicked in the Balls?
GO

You Say You Don’t Need the Help, and I Say Bullshit
GO

Infection Affection
GO

Not the Kind of Homecoming I’d Want
GO

Out with the Old, In With the New. It’s Official, The Girls Next Door Are Moving On
GO

Guy Gets Knocked the Fuck Out by a Chick
GO

audrey Bitoni is Fully Fuckable
GO

Isn’t Tila Tequila Dead Yet?
GO

And Here I Thought Finger Painting Was Fun
GO

I Need to Go to Romainia. NOW
GO

There Is Gonna Be a War of the Old Ladie’s Of Soul, And Even Though Aretha Fraklin
Is Huge, I’m Still Putting All My Money on Tina Turner
GO

Luba Takes a Dip
GO

Etch-a-Sketch Amazingness
GO

Jessica Alba Shows Off Some Pubes – Throwback
GO

Make Babies is a Way You Never Imagined!
GO

Not Everyone Can Afford a Dildo. We Are in a Recession Afterall
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Girl Shows Her Tits
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I may not be doing that good, but I am doing better than the 10 year old fat asian kid I saw trying to keep up with his friends as they ran to McDonald’s, poor fucking couldn’t keep up and had to walk it out, depsite how badly he wanted that burger that got him in this mess in the first place.

Here are my links…and if they aren’t good enough, maybe you should consider booking a trip to Oklahoma….

Because You Can Only Get So Interactive on the Porn Side of Things
GO

One of the World’s Fattest Men Has Passed Away, But I Am Still Alive and Kicking…Obesity Won’t Stop Me…Except from Running Up the Stairs….
GO

Sarah Palin is the Blair Witch
GO

Stephanie Ly Loves Chocolate and I Love Stephanie Ly
GO

Jennifer Allisons Newest Calendar Shoot
GO

Like Taking Candy From a Baby
GO

Who Needs a Real Baby When This One is So Life Like?
GO

Here’s Hayden Panty Airs in the Most Fuckable Positions Ever
GO

So THAT’S How Posh Keeps Her Face Looking So Fresh
GO

Angelina Jolie Can Do No Wrong
GO

I Long for the Old Days, SO Here is a Lohan Upskirt Throwback
Memories….
GO

I Wanna Punch Each of the Real House Wives of Orange County in the Face
GO

Are You Drunker Than Amy Winehouse?
GO

The Best Moments is Salma Hayeks Tits Ever – A Tribute
GO

I Mean Who Doesn’t Have Trouble Peeing When They Are Drunk?
GO

Molotov Cocktail Baseball is Amazing
GO

If Jamie Lynn is Preggers Again, There is Really Just No Hope
GO

If It’s Not Dirt Cheap, I Don’t Want It
GO

Bear Market/Bare Ladies
GO

And That’s Why You Don’t Hold a Shotgun Target
GO

Because We Are All Searching for Something
GO

A Little Celeste Star Should Pick You Up
GO

Teen Blond Takes Off Her Blue Dress
GO

The City of Anaheim Hates Miley Cyrus
GO

I Forgot How Hot Debra Messing Was
GO

Travis Barker Talks About the Plane Crash
GO

Some People Have All the Fucking Luck, I swear to God
GO

Bill Maher Says Vote For BBQ!
GO

In the Temple is Techno
GO

Jennifer Lopez is Totally Joining Xenu’s Cult
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Some People Are Just Retarded
GO

Z True Hollywood Story
GO

Find the Best Porn You’ll Watch This Hour
GO

Dutch News Host Gets a BJ!!!
GO

wow, This is Fucking Creepy
GO

Katherine McPhee is Completelt Irrelevant
GO

Kristina and Paulina Are At the Beach
GO

Katie Fey is Lovely in Orange
GO

Lauren Becall is Losing Her Shit
GO

Round and Round We Go!!
The Biggest Swing Ever!
GO

the Best of Ari Gold
GO

Gemma Merna is Tasty
GO

Make Some Gore Make Up For Halloween
GO

A Naked Bitch is the Best Kind of Bitch
GO

CSI: TMZ, They Don’t Let a Nipple Slip Get Past Them Viral
GO

Hot Models or Sluts Whot Think They are Models Playing Softball….Video….
GO

Playing With Lohan’s Myspace Blog and the Weirdos Who Comment on It
GO

Fall TV’s Hottest Stars
GO

One of the Weirder Lactating Big Breast Fetish Videos I’ve Seen and Lord Knows I’ve Seen Many…
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Tits At Burning Man on FLICKR
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861128415/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

And Another Burning Man – Not DJ AM – But Possibly A Man…TIT
http://www.flickr.com/photos/63114167@N00/2861126323/sizes/l/in/set-72157607318363729/”target=”_blank”> GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking down the street and I see this fat girl, who was clearly trying to get in shape, decked out fully in her workout gear, riding home from work on a bike, and as she got to the intersection, either a car cut her off, or she lost her balance and she fell hard. Now the difference between a fat person and a not so fat person falling, is that we don’t morph into safety fall instinctively, we are slow and have shitty reflexes and we always go down fuckin’ hard. She didn’t die, but she was humilated, hurt and crying and it broke my heart as much as it made me laugh on the inside. Let’s hope these links have a similar affect on you, and when you’re done, you don’t have to go home, throw your workout clothes in the garbage because God doesn’t want you to be skinny and he sent you a pretty clear message to give it up, call your mom and cry to her about how shitty your day was and how you can never get ahead, then eat that pint of ice cream you’ve been dreaming about….like the girl I saw fall today.

Here are my links:

The Witches on the View Are At It Again
GO

Human Wrecking Ball
GO

I Never Thought I Would Say This Again, But Britney Spears is Lookin’ Good
GO

The Best Moments of Jennifer Love Hewitts Tits
GO

I Know You’re Not Gonna Do Anything Else Worthwhile
GO

Some Aniston Bikini Pic You May Have Missed
GO

President Bush Brings Newsa of the Bailout to Gotham City
GO

The 15 Hottest Gun Loving Ladies
GO

Britney Spears is Paying the Price
GO

Lil Kim’s Big Fake Titty is JUST About to Pop Out
GO

Lookin’ Good Halle Berry
GO

If I Can’t Kill the Sluts from the Hills, I Guess Deporting Them is the Next Best Thing
GO

Russian Street Mob War
GO

Who Says That Whores Ain’t What They Used to Be?
GO

Hot Styles Presents Lookin’ Ass….
GO

Because We All Know That Blow Up Doll Has Way More Milage Then You Care to Admit
GO

Who Doesn’t Love a Good Jingle to Go Along With Their Favorite Toy?
GO

Hef’s Girls Next Door Are Dropping Like Flies
GO

Tetris Party!!!
GO

Sibling rivalry Knows No Bounds
GO

That’s Right Rachael Ray, Caress That Corn
GO

Soccer Fan Mishap
GO

Sarah Vandella is Your Naughty Dream Girl
GO

Why Hello Andi Valentino!
GO

Kristen Bell is Kind of Topless
GO

Charlize Theron May Lose 20 Million Dollars in a Lawsuit
GO

Porn That Makes Jerking Off Worthwhile
GO

Kim Kardashian Defends Her Fat Ass Once Again
GO

Fuck You Avril Lavigne
GO

Aurbey O’Day Whores It Up Some More
GO

striptease of the Day
GO

Tough Guy Harasses Reporter
GO

Kung Fu Election – The VP Edition
GO

Hey, Idiot, You Are Not a Formula One Driver
GO

Michelle B is All You Need
GO

Halle Berry Versus Kate Beckinsale
GO

I Guess If Youre Gonna Wear a Condom, Ultra Thin is the Way to Go?
GO

Hayden in Some Fuckable Positions
GO

New York Titties
GO

Beyonce Bikini Pictures Underwater
GO

Melissa Marie Gonsales Has an Ass Like No Other
GO

There is Something About Will and Jada That I Just Can’t Stand
GO

Relax You Ass, It’s Just a Video Game
GO

Swinging With Crissy Moran
GO

Miley Cyrus is the Most Important Person on the Planet
GO

The Playboy Cyber Girl of the Week
GO

How To: Cook Fake Vomit
GO

Sometimes Being a Cop Has It’s Advantages
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

06

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So in the bar this weekend, while drunk, I got to talking to some girl I never saw before. She told me she was in town meeting some guy she met online and when she got to the bus stop where she was supposed to meet him, she saw some really fat greasy dude who looked like he hadn’t got laid, but had been masturbating all day over the last 10 years, so she booked a hotel and ended up the bar I was at. So I knew bitch was desperate, but not desperate enough to compromise her integrity. We got to talking about all kinds of things from her kids and her job and I realized within a minute why she turned to the internet to find love, because there is no human out there who could stomach her fairy tale wants and her annoying voice and pretty much everything about her made me want to die, not to be dramatic or anything. I decided to try to have fun with her and I busted out a napkin and told her to show me what her pussy looked like by folding the paper, sure it was a weird request but I didn’t have any other art supplies with me and instead of her just giving up on the stupid vagina model idea, and pull down her pants like a normal girl would, she made a fucking origami bird and that’s when I wished her a good trip home and to watch out for creeps from the internet, seeing as I was a professional one, I felt it was my place.

Here are my links….

Dance Dance Dance Fall
GO

Wino is BReaking Down One Body Part at a Time
GO

Some Playboy Playmate from 2007 Gives You Losers Some First Date Tips
GO

Madeline Zima Has Hard Nipples
GO

Some Anna Kornikova is Always Nice
GO

Do Something Worthwhile Today That Doesn’t Involve Getting Out of Bed…But Does Involve Seeing Pussy and Telling it What to Do
GO

Tori Wilson is a WWE Slut
GO

Robots Can’t Act
GO

The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
GO

Let’s Get Sloppy
GO

Paul McCartney Is Making a Revenge Album
GO

OJ Simpson is Guilty. Wow, I Am so Shocked
GO

Finding Girls to Fuck Isn’t As Hard As You Think
GO

Girls Aloud Nip Slip
GO

Dina Lohan is Just Amazing
GO

Jessica Alba is Flashing Her Pubes
GO

Fuck I Thought I Ate Fast
GO

Finally, someone Who Understands How Much I Hate Exercising
GO

Tram Goes Way Out of Control
GO

I Forgive Salma Hayek For Ruining Her Vagina With a Baby, Because It Has Done Wonders For Her Chest
GO

Let’s Go to the Model Ball
GO

Why Hello Lindsay Marie
GO

Gina Caragano Can Fight Me Anytime
GO

Another Brick in the Wall
GO

Amateurs All the Way
GO

Paris Hilton Needs to Be Stopped From Reproducing
GO

Angelina Is Loking Good After Just Having Had Twins
GO

If Facebook Was Real Life
GO

Even When She’s Just Being a Mother, Kate Beckinsale is Tasty
GO

Jodie Marsh is Just Giving It Away
GO

Striptease of the Day
GO

Topless Fashion Show? I’m Into That
GO

Lipstick on a Pig. On Drugs
GO

Use this Spray to Get Laid
GO

Tina Fey Does Palin Once Again for the Presidential Debates. Amazing
GO

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING POSTED ON CRAIGSLIST EVER
GO

Adriana Lima Poses in a Magazine I Don’t Care to Know the Name Of
GO

Marta Enjoys the Coast While We Enjoy Marta
GO

Nicolette Sheridan is Lookin’ Good
GO

Lindsay and Paris Are Having a Cat Fight
GO

Let’s Look At Some Art, Since I know For The Most Part We Are Too Cultureless to Do So
GO

A Day in the Life of Mario
GO

I Think I Should Celebrity Box Michael Lohan
GO

Some Jenna Jameson and Brea Bennet
GO

Dance Like a Stripper
GO

Paris Hilton in Vegas for Her Sister’s Birthday
GO

Some Funny Lapdance Going Wrong Video
GO

Some Girl Gets Busted Masturbating
GO

Every Little Girl’s Dream is to Be a Pornstar….
GO

ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Skinny Bitch Acting Sexy With a Big Discolored Dildo
GO

From Vagina Shots to Cum Play This Album is Porn on a Mainstream Site
GO

Some Naked Chicks a Guy Claims are His Ex Girlfriends
GO

Ass Lover’s Album
GO

Some Girl Flashing Her Tits
GO

Use this Spray to Get Laid
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email/comment on the site today and I felt the need to address it…

Just an FYI … You seem to want to grow the website and forum, but using the phrase “whiny jew” is a turn off. In case you were wondering, Jewish is the correct term, no matter how “edgy” you are trying to appear.

Just an FYI, but you seem to want to get the point across that Jews are whiny, or that Jews should be called Jewish by whining. Is that what lawyers call a case in point? You should know the answer seeing as you are a Jewish. Go fuck yourself and here are my links.

With Love.

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The World’s Fattest Man is Getting Married.
No, No, No, Not Me, I’m already Married
GO

Just When I Thought It Was Completely Impossible For Hollywood to Do Anything Shittier
GO

Liz Hurley Panty Flash Goodness
GO

A Jessica Simpson Close Up id the Last Thing I Need Today
GO

Mary Carey Has Cleavage (Lots)
GO

Will HE Fit?
GO

Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
GO

Nothing Says “I Care” Like Hitting Your Friend in the Balls
GO

Comic Book Fans: Then and Now
GO

Everyone Hates Resse Witherspoon
GO

Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Toni Braxton Upskirt Throwback
GO

Say What? Q-Tip Used to BAng Nicole Kidman! Who Knew?
GO

How About Some Obvious Gayness to Bring Friday to a Close Proper?
GO

Extreme Prison Riot
GO

Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Hey Beyonce! Guess What? You’e Not as Important As You Think
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Herbal Elements
(For Men)
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Teacher Shows Student Who’s the Boss
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Alena Serdova Makes My Friday Better
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Because That’s How Theyt Roll in the Hood
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Danielle’s Purple Dress is Something Worth Talking About
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Now THIS is a Party
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I Want Willa Holland to Wrap Her Legs Around Me
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Well, The Pussycat Dolls New Video Looks Like a Complete Piece of Shit
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Salma Hayek is Still All Sorts of Sexy
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I Wanna Punch Elizabeth Hasslebeck in the Face
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Win Race to Toilet!!
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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These Photo Makes Me Long For Days Of Britney Being Crazy Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Anne Hathaway is Boring
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Caucasion Soup
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And That’s Why, You Always Pay Your Bills!
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Sexy Times All Over the Place!
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Battle of the Disney Whores
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Victoria Thinks She’s a Vampire
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Amy Winehouse Gets More Disgusting By The Day
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Why Hello Torri Wilson!
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Rules to Live By
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The Delorean Story
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Chris Rock on Larry King
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Turn Potatos Into Plastic
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Crackwhore is as Crackwhore Do
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Slut and Her Tits
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2008

02

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Darn right I watched the debate. Darn right Palin is not suited for the job and just spewed out rehearsed garbage to connect with America. Darn right she’s in the dark, avoided questions and darn right she was condescending with her references to Joe Six Pack and Hockey mom’s when we all know Hocky is for Canadians. Darn right she’s a fine lookin’ woman and darn right I almost got hard the numerous times she winked at me.

Here are my links, they are a toxic mess on main street and I sure do respect you for clicking my links, the number of you who end up on the various sites I’ve posted here today will be a real barometer to whether the Maverick who writes this site has anyone reading this site and if I can quote Ronald Reagan twice to secure that point because he was one of America’s great Hollywood stars, remember that I am the only blogger who has actually fought for you…

Ok, enough of that, Palin is the neutral, like a waitress serving me warm apple pie, like the small town girl who looks amazing and is hard to listen to because you sit there in amazement that she has 5 kids and claims to be nothing but a soccer mom, but who is worth more than a million dollars and here are my links….they are worth a solid 0 dollars.

5 Actresses Who Probably Like Anal Sex
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Christina Milian Has No Panties On!
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Uhhhh… Didn’t Catherine Zeta-Jones Used to Be Smokin’ Hot?
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Car Versus Ramp
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Brooke Hogan Shows Off Her Stripper Tits
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Lucy Pinder Likes Eating Ramen Noodles
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Lady News Anchor Let’s One Go, The Swedish Way!
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If the US Election Was an 80’s Sitcom
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Jessica Simpson is Hiding Her Coochie
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Trust ME, I Know Porn
Pam Anderson Just Keep Getting Rougher. Oh and Here’s Her Panties As Well
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Cameron Diaz Is Has Seriously Gotta Ditch That Red Lipstick.
You Already Look Enough Like The Joker Honey
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Is This The BRitney Sex Tape We Have All Been Waiting For?
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Watch You Back When You’re in Mcdonalds
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Because the Girls in Bars Are All the Same
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Human Canvas Body Art
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Little Bill O’Reilly
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Keeley Hazell Thinks All You Ladies SHould Touch Your Breasts More
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So Peeing on an Electric Fence Does, In Fact, Get You Electrocuted
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All That Glitters is Not Gold
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Some Extreme FItness Model Gallery
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Brea Brennet is All Sorts of Sexy
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Have a Go At Yourself in the Bath, Why Not
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Khloe Kardashian Doesn’t Care That Her Drunk Driving Could Have Killed Someone
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Wow, If You’re Gonna Buy Cocaine, You Should At Least Do It More Discreetly
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Leighton Meester is at Some Event or Another
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No Matter How Much Things Suck, Getting Laid Always Makes Them Better
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Uhhh…I Don’t Understand These New Levi’s Ads
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Striptease of the Day
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Fire Farting Low Rider
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Dirty Words – the Letter C
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Call Me Crazy, But I Don’t Think That’s Covered in the Warrenty
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Mr. Clean is Dead!
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Sluts and Cars. Who Could Ask For Anything More?
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Puma Suede Has Left Me Speechless
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Lily Cole Does French Playboy
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Now THAT’S a Wardrobe Malfunction
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Use This to Get Sex, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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This Brightened My Day, and I’m Sure It Will do the Same For You
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I Get What Pufy is Saying, But At the Same Time, I Think He’s Losing My Mind
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I Don’t Know About You, But a Little Yellow Always Brightens My Day
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Would It Be Wrong to Get a Lynx and Keep It In the Filth That Is My House
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Tag Team Whores
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USB Mini Fridge Anyone?
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Mommy is Flashing Her Tits
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