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2008

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email from some mother who is doing some advice column with her daughter. It was a press release and it was boring, but it was coming directly from her and not a PR rep, this is what they wrote:

Mother, Daughter Team Up for Advice Column

Melissa and Katie Havard give two different perspectives in teen advice column.

so I decided to email her back….

Hey Melissa and Katie –

I’d love to know how I got on this email list and when you and your daughter intend on posing nude together for Playboy as I think you’re a real fox and when she turns 18, she may be one too. Let’s do lunch.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And She Wrote:

Well gee. Jesus Martinez. How classy of you.

First, my days of posing for Playboy are long gone. But “thanks anyway�. After 40, gravity and childbirth took its toll. And I’ve been happily married to my handsome pilot husband for 25 years. So, I don’t do lunch. My daughter is already 18, but is uber feminist and doesn’t like magazines that exploit women.

And I had asked some of my friends for good contacts to help promote the site—as I believe it has some positive media value and evidently, your name mistakenly got on the list. Cruel joke on me. Sorry for intrusion.

and I wrote:

What – you’re daughter is a lesbian? That adds a whole new dynamic to those nude pics you guys are going to do…I am thinking sex tape or maybe even something more hardcore than Playboy….like Hustler. I remember when they had those triplets in the 90s and they got HUGE!! Good luck with that and let me know when it drops. I will definitely support that!

And then I did my links:

Heidi Montag Makes a Shitty Attempt at Singing Again
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Here’s the Maxim Beach Watch with Celebrities in Bikinis
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Some Slut Named Jenny Milstead in a Blue Bathing Suit Video
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Update
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Make Some Steel Wool Fireworks, Because You Need Some Excitement in Your Life
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Here’s an Upskirt from one of the Whores from Big Brother 8
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Contrary to Your Own Belief, Sex is a Two Person Activity!!
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Science! Energy! Electrolites! Power!
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2 Girls – 1 Angry German Kid
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Check Out the Crutches on this Bitch – I think I Just Ruined the Joke
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Some Bitchslap in Super Slow Motion
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And all This Time, I Thought MY Mug Shots Were Bad
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Girls Will Show Their Tits to You, And It’s Even Easier Than You Think
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Alessandra Ambrosio = Boners
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Sex is Everything You Think If Will Be and More
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Porn, What Is It Good For? Absolutly Everything
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Woody Harrelson Is Losing His fucking Mind
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Spencer Pratt?
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Okay, What the Fuck Is Wrong with Lohan’s Face?
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Pam Anderson is Officially Back on the SEnior Citizens Dating Market
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Get Laid, And See What All You Friends Are Talking About
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Turn You Camera into a Taser!
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When Ninjas Attack
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Kate Moss is a Slutty Biker Chick
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Top 10 Sexiest Dance Moves
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Check Out These Mushroom Cans for Canned Mushrooms….
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Kim Cattrall Cameltoe
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This is the Sickest News Report I Have Ever Heard – Seriously – This Fucker Needs TO Be Killed
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Her Name is Cassie and She Does GQ
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Some Puerto Rican Ass Dancing Video
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Top 10 Celebrity Camel Toes
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Her Name is Bree Conden and This is the Monday Morning Pick Me Up only on Tuesday
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Princess Madeleine of Sweden’s Got Some Hot Fuckin Cleavage
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WWE DIVA Mickie James in Some Nude Pics From Before She was “FAMOUS”
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Demi Moore Uses Leeches to Keep Her Lookin’ Like a Fine Cougar
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Pretend to Break Your Neck, Then Ride Around in a Wheel Chair So People Feel Sorry For You
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The Scissor Sex Workout
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And Now, Some Hookers Fighting On The Street Corner!!!
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Next Time a Girl Pisses You Off, Do Like This Guy Did and Punch Her In the Pussy
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A Little Vida Guerra Never Does Anyone Wrong
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Professor Needs To Take a Chill Pill
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Kim Kardashian is Most Probably Knocked Up
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A Funny story About Some Bitches Who Robbed a Bank
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An Old stepTV That Made Me Think of Your Dad
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My Black Friend
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Say Hello To the Lovely Lucy
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Watch All The South Park You Want Online, Uncensored, You Donkey Raping Shit Eater
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Now THAT’s How You Stay Competitive in the Gasoline Business
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Just When I Thought Paris Hilton Couldn’t Get Any Dumber, I Am Proved Wrong
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Krystal Forscutt Is All Oiled Up
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Felicia Taylor in the Buff
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I Don’t Know Who Daria Werbowy is, But She is Naked on the Beach
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some NASTY Goth Lookin’ Chick and Her Vagina
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Black, Naked, Camera Phone and Mirror is All She Needs
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Asian Porn Pictures
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Some Big Black Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl’s Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Post a Pic of Yourself, Especially If You Are Female and Nude
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Some Reasons to Actually Watch the News
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Why Hello There Alyssa
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A Little Bit of Everything
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A Little Riley Mason to Pass the Day
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More Amateur Fun
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Congratulations!!
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Britains Best Boobs, According to This Guy Anyways
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Some Chick Shakin Her Ass on the Web Cam
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2008

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am having horrible problems with the fucking site. I don’t really know what’s going on but it may be the end of me. I talk to my host they don’t know what’s going on. I talk to the designer/coder and he doesn’t know what’s going on. I don’t know what’s going on. I just know that I can’t host pictures anymore and that kinda makes what I do useless….the good news is that I can still buy alcohol and drink it

Here are my links….

UPDATE – Images Work Again – I am Back..

Some Hot Ass Action
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Heavy Metal In Baghdad. I Know, Sounds Like an Oxy Moron, Right?
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How to Drink Your Beer on the Street Like I Do
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You Can Actually Wear Britney’s Clothes Instead of Putting on Those Panties You Found on the Street and Pretending You Are..
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Natasha Mealey Has Got Some Big Fucking Cans
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Seeing A Girl Naked for The First Time Will Probably Make You Piss Your Pants
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Do Yourself a Favor and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Bobby Billiard In Her Black Bikini. Say That 5 Times Fast Instead of Masturbating 5 Times Fast So Your Mom Don’t Catch You
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Myspace Weirdos That I Had a Good Laugh At
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If Heidi Montag is a Feminist Hero, then I am Skinny, Good Looking and Sober
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Yamila Rahn Si Makes ME Wish I Could Get an Erection
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And Now, The Grossest Story Ever, Courtesy of Amy Winehouse
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The Bitch Who Wrote Harry Potter Wanted to Kill Herself, or Something
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Oprah’s Dog is Dead. I’m Pretty Sure Stedman Killed It to get It’s Inheritance
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All It’s Official Penelope Cruz Will Never Be Your Girlfriend
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Pam Anderson is Looking Really Fuckin Rough
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Keep Your Dad Out of Your Porn Collection, Build a Motion Alarm
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For Those of Us Who Need a Little Help in the Morning
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I Don’t Know Much, But If There’s One Thing I Know, It’s Porn
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If Heidi Montag is a Feminist Hero, then I am Skinny, Good Looking and Sober
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I know You Said You’re Saving Yourself For Marriage, But I Think We Both Know That’s Not Going to Happen
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Go Gramma Go!!!
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Some Chick Bench Presses Another Chick
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Jello Pussy!!! It’s a Family Treat!
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Kylie’s Less Fasmoun Sister Danni in a Bikini. May Be Old, but Fuck You
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And Now, a Little Easter Celebration
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Make a Fake Pussy, Because I Know You’ll Never Touch a Real One
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Khloe Kardashian Goes to Some Party and Pretends People Care
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Here’s a Miget Dressed Up as Hilary Clinton
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Medicine Ball to the Face
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More Guitar Hero Fun
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Some Sexy Met Art Chicks
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Kevin Federline is Still Alive?
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Claudia Schiffer Sells Stuff With Her Body and Make Me Happy in the Process
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It’s Raining (John) McCain!
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The Simpsons South Park Intro
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Steve Carell is Gay
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FROM THE FORUM

Beatles Solo Albums
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Anyone Ever Tried The Spiderman?
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
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X-Tina in Candyman
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Action
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He Says She’s The Best Looking Women, But I Don’t Know About That
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Hello Ruby KNox!
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What’s Your Fave Body Type
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Pollyanna Feels herself Cuz She Is a Perv
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Sabrina is a Slut
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Hot Stuff For You
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Rodrigo y Gabriela
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Sevendust Thread
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Counting Crows Thread
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Kool and the Gang
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Beyonce – Dangerously in Love
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Janet Jackson – Velvet Rope
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Paul Oakenfold – Global Underground New York
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Bananarama – Greatest Hits
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Dells are for porn Video
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Stupid Pics of Robin Meade
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Stupid Pic of Back Dimples
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Stupid Pic of Flintstone’s Viagra
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Download the Oxford Dictionary and Learn You Some Words
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2008

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you haven’t noticed, my site has been running like total fucking shit. I posted on Friday morning and nothing went live on the site all day, I blame Christianity for trying to bring me down on Good Friday, either way and the Catholic church for stealing my innocence as my priest made me jerk off to him. Shit’s supposed to be fixed now and I can finally post my links – so Here they are…click em.

Kat Von D is a Slut and Here She is Whoring it Up with Nikki Sixx
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Drillbit Taylor Rap Battle, Because You Think You’re Black
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Foot Fetish Fun
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Become a Heavy Metal Vocalist
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Winona Ryder is Shoplifting Again
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You Can’t Touch This
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Because You Are Going to Loose Your Hair, If You Haven’t Already
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Bedtime Pranking
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Find a Girlfriend, Because Your Mom is Going to Die One Day
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Rally Car Hits a Dear. Ouch
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Supermodel Daria Werbowy Nude on the Beach Photoshoot
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Playboy Celebrates Spring Break
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Top 10 Dominatrix Videos of all Time
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Paris Hilton’s Busy Schedule
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How The Fuck Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?
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More Porn Than You Can Shake Your Stick At
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All These Girls Are Too Good For You. Actually, All Girls Are Too Good For You
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Liz Taylor is a Corpse and she’s lookin’ hot
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David Beckham Let Anderson Cooper Win
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I Wish Snoop Dogg Would Be My Friend
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How To: Pick Up Girls, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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Have some Sex, and See What All The Fuss is About
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Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Eat Vagina than Sushi. So Would I
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Butter Face Bikini
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Girl Face Plants From Truck
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This Chick Has Two Vaginas
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Sienna Miller’s Ass is Falling Out of Her Bikini
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Some Big Fucking Tits Right Here
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Make a Blood Covered Pumping Heart
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Slut
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Winehouse Used to Look Normal
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Bikini Picnic!
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De-Motivational Posters
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The Best Episode of South Park Ever
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Genna Atkinson Will MAke You Shoot Your Load
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Celebrity Boob Showdown!
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Seemed Like a Good Idea
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The Birds and The Bees
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Jennifer Lopez and Devil Spawn
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Black Tits
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Some Girl Takes Pics of her Ass
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Some Black Pussy
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Some Black Nipple Lickin
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FROM THE FORUM

Naughty at Home
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That’s What I call a Vacum
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More Videos to Wank To. You’re Welcome
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Gettin Off on the Couch
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Counting Crows
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Question of the Day
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Pre-Release Madonna – Hard Candy
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Klaxons – Myths of the Near Future
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Public Enemy – Fear of a Black Planet
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The Cult – Electric
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RUSH – Gold
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TLC – CrazySexyCool
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I Didn’t See That Coming!
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Hot Slut Karlie
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Kiss Kiss
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MAD Magazine #1-10
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Playboy – April 2008
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Creating Beautiful Web Pages for Dummies
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Funny Oktoberfest Pictures
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Funny Free Cat Picture
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A guy goes to pick up his date
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2008

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got a very threatening lawyer’s letter that basically stated that Kristin Davis is experiencing extreme emotional trauma that these nude pictures that aren’t of her are circulating the internet and that I am defaming her character and using her to increase the traffic to my site, despite the fact that the lady who sells beer and cigarettes down the street from me being more famous and more interesting the Kristin Davis…..

I am not allowed to post the lawyers letter here, because I assume Kristen Davis doesn’t want the media to know how much of a baby she is because she let some dude take pictures of him inside her in 1992 and I think she should just appreciate the attention she’s getting because t may lead to better roles…Either way, this was my response.

Dear Big Bad Lawyer Man,

In response to your lawyers letter – I do not claim that the pictures are in fact of Kristin Davis, others websites have said that it is her, not me. I don’t even know who Kristin Davis is, because unlike you and every lonely 30 something single woman lookin’ for hope, I don’t watch Sex in the City re-runs while eating popcorn alone on a friday night, I try to get out and get girls to have Sex in the City on my face.

I do not have any advertisers and I do make money with the site or use these pictures to increase traffic to my website, because let’s face it Kristin Davis isn’t that much of a traffic draw, because being a second rate character on a shitty TV show doesn’t make anyone relevant in my books. I guess she thinks she is more important than the rest of us do and that is why she is taking this kind of action….It must be nice to have more money than you know what to do with, so that you can run after and try to stomp out the little guy because you let some dude take pictures of your pussy.

I honestly think that it is hardly my fault that her sexual practices are of this exhibitionist nature and would suggest she seeks some kind of therapy for her deviance and depravity. In my mind, these pictures are strictly a news item of a public figure, and I use that term loosely, unfortunately not as loose as her nasty vagina looks. I offer satirical commentary and use my right of freedom of speech to express that commentary, I thought that was the American way and I am just a poor Mexican trying to fit into this mean scary world that Kristin Davis is learning to come to terms with too. We have so much in common.

However if removing these pictures is what you are going for, I will have no issue taking them down because in all honesty – they aren’t very attractive and I completely understand why this would cause emotional distress anyone exposed to these images as well as to the person starring in these pictures. Seriously. I know a good plastic surgeon who does reconstructive work on vaginas and I could put her in touch because that thing is meaty and black and that’s something someone’s got to look at, idealy not me because I tried and I think it turned me gay.

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here is the Lohan Sex Tape Scandal Update:


Here’s the Lohan Sex Tape Video from the Screen Cap I Posted Earlier
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But People are Saying it’s Not Her….
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Here are my links…

Kate Moss is Rejoicing that Jim Morrison is Dead and Was Caught Dancing on His Grave
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All The Glory that are Daisy Dukes
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Learn to Dance, So Maybe Black People Will Like You
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the Unsexiest
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And Now, a Little Dancing with the Stars Nipple Action
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MOre Girls You Never Get to Talk to Ever
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Brazilian Babe Wrestling Video
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How NOT to Rob a Bank
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Avoid Carpel Tunnel Syndrome by Getting Laid Tonight
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Toilet Bowl Love
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Free Beer With Every Wedding. If Thats Not Reason Enough to Get Married, I Dunno What Is
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Getting Laid in REAL Life is Even Better then in the Movies
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Kourtney Kardashian = Boners
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Madonna Goes to the Gym to Work OUt Her Boney Ass
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Steve-O’s Mom Used to Put Booze in His Baby Bottle and Lied About Having Cancer
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hott and I Hope More Nudes Surface Soon
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Stone Cold Steve Austin is Still Alive??
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Sex is Even More Fun When There’s a Women Involvedm and Thats a Fact
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Carnie Wilson Talks About Being a Fat Whore
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Check Out the Hottest Spring Break Bikini Pictures…
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Here’s a Hip Hop Mix By a Reader for You To Listen To
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Oprah Gained 100 Pounds and I Still Fuck Her
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Some Hot Myspace pics of Some Slut Named Daniela Pane
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Here are the 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos
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Her Name is Sarah Shahi and She’s Fucking Hot
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Top 10 Topless Prostitutes in Movies
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Some Paparazzi Sues X17 – Nice
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An Amazing Bathroom Stink Bomb Prank
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Pete Wentz is a Cross Dresser and Molests Children Through Song…
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Get the Green Lights Everytime You Drive
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This is What Happens When You Wear a Skrit
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Girlfriend Feels Like a Whore, and She Should
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I Can’t Spell This Chicks Name, But She’s Wearing a Bikini
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More Porn than You’ll Know What to Do with. That’s Alot
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And Now, an Armless DJ
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Kristen Cavalarri vs Lauren Conrad – Let the Games Begin
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Ashley Simpsons Trout Mouth
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Remote Control Women, Now Were Talking
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Jewno – The Alternate Version
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Let’s Ghost Ride a TANK!!
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I Don’t Know Where Jewel Have Been but She’s Lookin Hot
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Fun with Lego, Because You Live at Home and Still Play with Toys
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The Whores Next Door Are Eating Ice Cream
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Petra Nemcova is Wearing Lingerie
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You Stay Classy Baby
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Asian Lookin’ Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

Paradise Lost
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Waste Your Day with These Cartoon Flash Games
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One of the Whores From Rock of Love 2
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Paris Hilton’s Ass
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The Garage Door Mishap
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Twin Sisters Angel and Ashley Long
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Tania is a Lovely Teen
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The Teenagers – Reality Check
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Fat Joe – Elephant in the Room
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Christina Aguilera – Back to Basics
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Method Man – 4:21 Day After
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Van Morrison – TB Sheets
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Cheech and Chong – Sleeping Beauty
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Random amateurs
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Jared might be gay
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We love Oreos
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Monkey that sucks dicks
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Blogging for Dummies…a Book I Should Have Written because I am Dumb…
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The Sexual Key
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My email got hacked or some shit, so I couldn’t get these links up fast enough. It’s 5 am and I forgot to sleep because I started drinking coconut flavored drinks and felt like I was on some sort of resort but unfortunately the only bikini clad pussy next to me was my obese wife in a nightgown….That didn’t stop me from playing volleyball with her big tits and now she is mad at me. I should sleep but before I do…Here are m links


Amy Winehouse Nipples Taped Hotness
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Watch this Stupid Fucking Video About Milk
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Pete Wentz Tried To Kill Himself, But Failed Because He Isn’t Good at Anything
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When Booty Shaking Goes Wrong
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The Wonderful World of Wendy The Slut…
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Make Your Own Video Projector and Watch Your Dad’s Porn Lifesize!
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Do Porn the Modern Way. Those Tapes from the 80’s Are Wearing Out
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Donald Trump Like to Use and Exploit Young Girls, So Long as They Aren’t His Daughter
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More Kristen Davis Meat Curtains, In Case You’re Planning on Redecorating
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Girls Don’t Talk to You In Real Life, So Talk to These Pictures and Pratice Your Conversation Skills
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Who’s Ass is the Hottest?? You Decide!
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Christ, The Comedian!
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Heather Mills is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Ashton Kutcher is Better than You
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Amy Winehouse Naked Isn’t as Scary as I thought It Would Be
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Some Chicks that May Give You The Time of Day. Maybe
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Charlize Theron Wants to Get Knocked Up, and I want to Help Her Achieve her Goal
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Two Dried Up, Old Vaginas that Are Past Their Prime
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Stop Lying to Your Friends About Being a Virgin
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Blow Up a Microwave, and Make Your Friend Hate You as Much as I Do
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Jessica Alba is Unhappy, Probably Because She is Fat and Pregnant, and Her Career is Over
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Convert All Your YouTube Videos to DVD
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More Reasons I need a Secretary
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So THAT’S Why They Said not to Press the Red Button
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When Voyeur Film Goes Wrong
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Best Version of the Termintor to Date Right Here
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Sophie Howard Makes Me Wanna Move Accross the Pond
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Spiderman Does a Face Plant
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Audrina Patridge is Naked, and You Should Take a Look
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What a Pain in the Anus!
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These Babes are Surfing and I want to Bang them All
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Brides that Look Like Hell. More Reasons to Never Get Married
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Try and Have Sex Today, It Will be Worth the Work You Put In
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Formula 1 Race in the Snow
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I Wanna Slap Rhianna’s Ass Like You slap Your Wang Every Morning
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Lohan is Possibly a Dyke, or Possibly Just Doing it for Publicity.
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Fun on the Trampoline
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The Worst Toy Ever Made
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All the Dancing with the Stars People are Fucking Each Other. How Do I Get on that Show?
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Piracy is a Fun Kind of Crime
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Lauren Conrad Has Ticks
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Some Chick Named Mylene Jampanoi Naked
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Paulie Shore Blaming Black Comedians for his Lack of Work
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FROM THE FORUM!

Underground Kingz
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Show Me Your Desktop, and I’ll Show you Mine
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Some Morning Show Link that Made Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Stripper in Training
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The Things People Do for Jesus (Martinez)
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some College Party Slut Lookin’ Girl Naked Self Shot
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Some Big Black Tits
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Some Weird Couple to Close Up Oral
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A Compilation of Internet Whores
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Some Amateur Vagina
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Naked in Water
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Emo Goth Chick Showing Some Tit
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Some More Party Girls Modeling Their Bikinis…SLUTS…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the coffee shop today and I saw this dude who was in his late 50s, the chick in her 20s sitting together and I assumed they were father and daughter out having a coffee together. They asked me if I had any weed, which happens to me all the time because I look fat, lazy and homeless and they assume that I knew the street well enough to hook them up. When I told them I thought it was weird they’d be lookin’ for weed together, in some kind of father/daughter smoking weed together is awkward way, they turned around and told me they needed it because dude threw his back out 2 years earlier and it’s the only way he can really fuck her proper.

I figure some things are better left unsaid to some dude you meet in a coffee shop, but instead asked them if I could watch them go at it, they said no so here are my links.


Drag Queen Hooker is X-Tina’s Signature Style
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Shepard Fairey Interview that Was Kind of Cool
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Some Jessica Alba Goodness from Before She Was Knocked Up
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Steal a Bike Instead of Driving a Car. That’s What I do
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Britney Spears is Going to Be as Poor as I am Soon
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Some German Top Models Nudes Were Leaked, But that Doesn’t Surprise Me Because Germans Like Dirty Sex
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Real Girl to Fuck
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My Kind of Women. Except for the Fact that They Wouldn’t Give Me the Time of Day.
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Japenese Cheerleaders Give Me a Reason to Celebrate
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SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!
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Ana Barros is in Her Bikini
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Women That Are Seen and Not Heard. Exactly How I like Them to Be
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Lohan Really Knows How to Keep Good Company
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Mariah Carey: People Think I am a Ditz
Us: uhh..No Shit!!
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Sex is Awesome, and This is Proof
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Here’s Some Porn You Won’t Have to Worry About Your Mom Finding
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Amy Winehouse is Diseased and I Want to Bang Her Cuz She Probably Smells Better than My Wife
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Gweneyth Paltrow is Fucking Boring
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Janet Jackson is Fucking Weird
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Get Rid of a Hickey, In Case a Girl Ever Touches You and You Don’t Want Your Mom To see
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Her Name is Liza Li and These are her German Playboy Pics…Worth Checking
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Kate Moss Nipples Posing as Wildflowers Photoshoot Hotness
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Wax On or Whacks Off Video
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Reader Remakes Addicted to Love Video – I Have No Fucking Idea Why….
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The Girl Who Killed Steve Irwin Has a Clothing Line
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Some Uncensored MTV Dirty Times With Cussin and Nudity
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Here’s a Hot Argentina Model You Want to FUck
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The Best Ad Starring a Bikini Model and Her Box
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Some Dude’s Funny Sex Offender Notification That You Dream About Getting
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Here’s Some Cisco Adler Talking About Gossip Shit Because He’s a Star
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Candice Michelle and Her Friend Showing Their Tits
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Some College Panty Party Pictures
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The 10 Greatest Huge Boob Exercises Videos
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Sophie Monk in a Mini Skirt Cuz I Love Her
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Heather Mills in Immature and I Want to Slap Her in the Face
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Fucking with Telemarketers is Fun
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My Kind of Window Washer
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Check Out This Nut Kicking Bitch
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Okay Some Japanese Gameshows are Even too Weird for Me
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Sarah Gibsom is Topless. Thats All I Have to Say About That
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You Stay Classes Baby!
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Katie Holmes is Lookin Haggard
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I Think I Need To Star in The Bachelor, Cause These Bitches Sound Like My Kind of Women
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Laundry Work Out For Your Body. And Hers Too
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I Guess You Will Have to Do
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What If Every Video on the Internet Got Deleted?
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Bikini Guitar Hero. That’s What I’m Talking About
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I’d Fuck Aunt Rebecca from Full House. But She’s No Stamos…
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Morgan Kennedy Looks Tight
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Some Hott Blonde that All Thr Brits are Diggin’
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Random Hot Girls That Want to Be Seen by You in Maxim. Seriously
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Rianne Hogan is Topless and Posing for GQ
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Apparently the Chavs in London Don’t Like Little Wayne
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These Animals Have Drinking Problems and Fuck, I can Relate to That
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100 Best Natural Breasts
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Here’s a DJ MIX By One of You That’s Worth Listening To
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FROM THE FORUM

The Journey Thread
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Teminator 3, Because I guess Terminators 1 and 2 Weren’t Enough for Some People
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Some Good Alyssa Milano Shots
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Some Liz Vicious Goodness
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Some Latina Ass
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Young ‘uns
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Tokyo Police Club – A Lesson In Crime
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Journey – The Essential Journey
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Def Leppard – Hysteria
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Robert Plant – Fate of Nations
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The Vines – Best of
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Peter Gabriel – SO
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Foldable Machine Gun
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Solitaire Suite 2008
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A man walks into a bar…
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Mommy Asks for a New Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Some Girl wrote this in the comments:

all of u are gross…and whoever writes this website…u are such a disgusting asshole. your just mad cuz shes hotter then ur fat nasty wife apparently…and so wat if she has money. if u dont like it go and get a job and stop bitching. i hope ur wife knows wat a piece of shit u r.

And I decided to respond to her, this is what I wrote:

Stephanie, your cutting words gave me a boner, Do you want me to send you a picture or would you rather I mail you a sperm sample that you can use to knock yourself up. Even lesbians need babies too and I am here to help momma.

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:


Heather’s Mills Can Use Her Divorce Money to Buy a Fancy New Wooden Leg
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Australian Stunner Siobhan Parekh
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Mariana de Melo is Too Fucking Hot for You, Virgin
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Screen Shot from Kristen Davis’ Sex Tape
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A Collection of Girls Doing Stuff for the Camera, Because You Don’t Get to See Girls in Real Life
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Make a Shaving Cream Bomb and Cause Some Shit
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Angelina Jolie Takes Her Pregnant Tits for a Walk
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In the 1970s Even the Libraries in NYC Were Sleazy – Thanks Giuliani for Taking It All Away From Us
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Rod Stewart is a Dried Up Homo, Which Explains Why is Wife is hott for an Old Bitch
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Foot Fetish Me – I’m Irish – New Shot by Kern Interview With a Fetish Model
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These Are The Kind of Parties That Don’t let Losers Like You In
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More Broads You Will Never Have the Pleasure of Touching in Person
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The Way a REAL Mechanic Should Be
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The 50 Worst Movies of All Time
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Toccara Jones is Some Next Top Model and She’s Posing With Her Cleavage…
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Sam Cooke is A Very Dirty Dancer Video
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Isabeli Fontana is the Kind of Girl You Think About While You’re Mom Makes You Lunch
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Daryl Strawberry’s Son is a DJ and This is His Slutty Girlfriend
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The Madonna and Justin Timberlake Song for the Homos…
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Britney Spears is Hanging Out with Mel Gibson the Jew Hater
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Drew Barrymore Was a Lot More Fun When She was on Drugs and Flashed Her Tits All The Time
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Tom Cruise is Wrapping Up a Deal to Sign Will Smith for a Lifelong Contract to the Other Team
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Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie are Better than You
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Lohan Will Pretty Much Hang Out with Anyone, Except Me
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Somebody is Going to Get Fired for This Shit Right Here
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Porn Shoot Argument, Because Art Needs to Be Perfect
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Kelly Brooke is Naked on the Beach
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Some Amateur Awesome Boobies Up in Here
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Jamie-Lynn Puts it in the Hole Like Her Baby Daddy Did to Her
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Ashton Kutcher is a Robot, But He Fucks Demi Moore Every Night, So More Power To Him
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Raven Riley Wants to Celebrate St Patricks Day With You
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Use this to Find Girls to Fuck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Learn to Moonwalk So you Can Entice Young Boys to Your House
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I Will Never Look At Jumping Jacks The Same Way Againd
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Halle Berry Popped, Bring on the Nursing Tits!
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Lohan Spends Way too Much Money of Making Herself Look Dirty
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These Guys Made One of the Raddest Machines Ever
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Harold and Kumar 2 Trailer
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Steve-O Trys for More Attention Since he is Barely Famous Anymore
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Leila Arcieri is Underworked, but in Her Underwear
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FROM THE FORUM

Some Irish Bands in Honor or Leprechans, Clovers and Beer
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Ghostbusters, The Video Game. Because Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good!
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Some Crazy Previously Unseen Pics from Nick Hogans Car Crash
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Bust a Nut Without Busting a Nut
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What’s Your Limit in Terms of Sex Partners?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Mar

Morning stepLINKS of the Day

I have a serious habit of forgetting to do the links on Friday after drinking too much by Friday afternoon that I’m either passed the fuck out or hunting a good fucking time. Unfortunately I never find that good time and the weekend is always a fuckin’ blur because I just can’t seem to know when to stop. I guess that doesn’t matter, but I figured since I put together Half my Links I might as well post them to start the day off and here they are.

The Unveiling of the Pussy Cat Doll Lingerie Line…With Girls in Lingerie
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Behind the Scenes at a Sandee Westgate Photoshoot
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The Hogans are Assholes and Use Crippled dudes to Get Ahead while You Just Use them to get Head….
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Penny Lancaster is Topless on the Beach for Rod Stewart
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Lucy Pinder Gets a Massage Video
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Lindsay Lohan to Release Her Own Line of Leggings
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Kate Walsh Cleavage Action
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How To Wax a Bikini Line Without the Mess
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Some Club Sluts in Lingerie To Start Your Day
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Paris Hilton Claims that She is in True Love With Charlotte’s Sister
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These Girls Will FInger Their Asses For You…All You Gotta Do is Ask
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The Top 5 Most Terrifying Gnome Videos
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How Good Are You At Observing – Test
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Some Compilation Video of Weird People on the Web
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Spitzer’s Whore Shoots a Music Video
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Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Beats a Paparazzi Up
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Some Kid Kills a Bat Video
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Nicole Richie’s Haggard Face has Some Tits
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Some Crazy Bikini Models Fight After a Photoshoot
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George Clooney’s Cocktail Waitress Reaps The Benefits of Dating George Clooney and Now She’s Modeling GO

Half Naked Chicks Showing Off Their Shitty Tattoos
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Heather Locklear is Alive With Hard Nipples
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A Set of Hot Twins Rockin’ a Hot Sailer Outfit
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Some Woman Takes a 2 Year Dump and Grows Attached to the Toilet
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The Naked News Girls at a Press Conference Naked
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Jonah Hill Fags Out With a Dude on SNL. What People Do To Make Other People Laugh Can Be Pretty Gay
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Pro Lookin’ Masturbation Shots
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Same Chick Goes Lesbian
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Same Chick Just Posin…
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Some Girl’s Vagina Up Close
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FROM THE FORUM

Anaise Feels Herself
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Latinas
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Young and Busty chicks
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Pre-Release — The Black Keys
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Shallow Grave OST
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Billy Joel – An Innocent Man
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The Clash – Black Market Clash
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Electric Light Orchestra – Definitive Collection
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Slightly Stoopid – Closer to the Sun
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Tiny Amy
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Japan makes Wierd shit
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Oh Look! Cupcakes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I always end up in the same spot. Anyway, I was out and had to take a piss and this asian dude walks up to me and gives me a dirty look. I knew that I knew him from somewhere but couldn’t place it. I get back out to the bar and he comes up to me with 3 shots – I take one because I don’t like turning down booze ever and dude rips it out of my hand and says that I took the wrong one. I immediately realized that I probably made an asian racist joke a previous time to someone he knows or to him and now dude is trying to kill me. I took the shot anyway, but I may die tonight and if I do – at least you get these links to click as my legacy….

Paris Hilton in Lame Shorts With Her Boyfriend
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Get Girls on Webcam and Feel Like a Star
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Hot Party Sluts in Lingerie
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GLORY HOLES AND ONE PUMP HUMPS
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Sluts With Tattoos
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot For Her Gay Mother
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The Many Faces of Tracey Ullman
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Nickey Hilton is Skinny as Fuck
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This is the Hollywood Diet
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Kate Moss has Female Stalkers
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Nicky Hilton Denies Being an Anorexic
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Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Back in a Sheer Top
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is The Spitzer Whore Worth Her Price
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Some Ugly Jewish Girl Trying to Be Sexy Dancing Video
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Steve-O Tried to Kill Himself
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Get Yourself a Celebrity to Fuck
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Cherokee D’Ass Showing Off Her Ass in Video
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Some Up and Coming Bollywood Star Naked
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Some Spring Break Girls Showing Tits
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Emma Watson Flashes Her Panties
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Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pics
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Some Chick From Tennessee Showing Some Tit
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Some Brazilian Soccer Playing Chick Posing Naked and Hot
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Some Girls WIth Body Painted Soccer Jersey’s On
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A Fake American Apparel Ad With Insertion
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Some Behind the Scene Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Video
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Dominique Swain Nipple Slip
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Slutty Dolphin Getting Busy
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Hot Chick With 4 Tits
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The Top Ten Topless Sci Fi Scenes for the Virgins Out There
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Some Chick Stripping and Putting Whipped Cream on her Cooter
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Topless Table Tennis
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A Tampon Ad With Some Beaver
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Jennifer Ellison Topless in Nuts Magazine
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Kat Von D’s Ex Speaks Out on Her
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From Photobucket:

Some Nasty Orange Pubic Haired Vagina d
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Some Fat Chick Shows Her Pussy
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From the Forum:

Cat Power – Live
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Lenny Kravitz – LENNY
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Ryan Adams – Heartbreaker
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Gala feels Herself
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Paylene Richards
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A Prayer for the Sressed
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Windows Vista for Dummies
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Windows XP hacks and Mods
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Smokey Says 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Jesus Martinez,

You’re a dick.

Lots of love,

Your mom

This is what I wrote back:

Mom?!

Is that really you? Daddy told me you went on vacation and but you never came home? Part of the reason I started this site was in hopes that one day it would reach you. Not having you in my life all these years really created a void that I filled with self destructive behavior. I am so glad you wrote me…now we can start the recovery process.

So, where have you been all my life. Let’s meet up so you can give me all those outstanding birthday and christmas gifts. I will accept a lump sum payment if it’s easier.

Send Nudes, since I feel like I don’t know you, I think it’s ok to get off to you, even if we’re related.

Love

Your son, Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Leelee Sobieski Has a Weird Fucking Fetish
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Become a Sexplorer:
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Some Dude Jumps Out of a Plane With No Parachute Insanity
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Here Are Sexiest Idols
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Her Name is Alba Parietti and this is her Nipple
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Britney Spears is a Cartoon in her New Video Which Makes Her Easier to Jerk Off To
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This Site Has A Lot of Sluts Posing in Lingerie
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Fuck With These Whores….
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Fake Tits at the Club
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An American Idol is Shopping Around Her Nude Pics Unfortunately
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Some Dude Gives Himself Liposuction
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Lohan Training Her Sister to be a Slut
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News Anchor Vs. Reporter Video
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Her Name is Catalina White…She’s a Roller Girl…This is Her Photoshoot
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This is Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend
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Madonna Admits to Doing E
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Juliette Lewis is Dressed Like a Clown….I Guess She’s Been Hanging With Panettiere
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Mia Rocks Shows Off her Crazy TIts
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The New York Governor’s Alleged Whores
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Jenna Jameson for PETA Video
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Her Name is Mindy Vega and this is Her Showing Off her Body
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Funny Video of a Girl Waxing Off Her Cooch
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Pregnant Slut About to Explode of the Day
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2 Girls One Cup Meet Something Way More Vile….
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A Film Crew Gets Arrested for Trying to Kill Kate Hudson for Trying To Kill Owen Wilson by Breaking His Heart….
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Some Pictures of Some Dude’s Bachelor Party
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Jessica Simpson Live From Kuwait on the Today Show
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Morgan Fairchild’s Old Cleavage
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Miss Phillipines Girl Stumbles While Answering a Question
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100 Pictures of Hot Chicks Washing Cars
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Watch This Clip of Jamaican Dudes Talking About How They Hustle White Tourists
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Some Red Pepper Kinkiness
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Some Hot Chick Farting Video
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Who is the Pornstar in these Ads….I guess Both Are…
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Dave Navarro is Pushing Seasons Like an Asshole
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Weird Alien Rape Video
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I Beat Anorexia
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How To Get Tested for STDs
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How To Prevent STDs
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Letterman Asks Paula Abdul If She’s Drunk
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Tila Tequila’s 3 step sisters Try to Share the Spotlight by Being Sluts in this Video
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Janet Jackson Has Been Hospitalized
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Some Britney Skye Porn Star Pictures
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Hilary Clinton Farts
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out in Iraq
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Hot Chick Exercising
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Jenna Jameson Poses With Jenna Jameson
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Orange Coast College Cheerleaders are Sluts and I Like Them
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Slaw Wrestling Pictures and Videos Make me Hungry
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How to Tell If She is a Hooker or a Cop Video
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Some Crazy Retard Sex – NSFW – But Funny as Fuck…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some of the More Hardcore Shit Found on Photobucket – Some Lesbianism, Some Flexible Mastubration, Some Sex…
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Some Fat Blowjob and Sex
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Portishead – Third
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Frou Frou – Details
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Lenny Kravitz – Time for a Revolution
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Zero 7 – Simple Things
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Hard-Fi – I Shall Overcome
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Soundgarden – A-Sides (Best of)
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Sparklehorse – Wonderfull Life
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Ghetto Fights DVD
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The Clientele – Strange Geometry
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The Blow – Paper TV
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Fight Club EBOOK
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Myspace is EVIL!
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Shay Laren
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Sir,

I was surfing the internet, as I want to do, and somehow I think the devil himself made me stumble across your website. I have never in my life read such cruel, distasteful, and hurtful things in all my life! The people you criticize so harshly have dedicated their lives to working VERY HARD to become successful and you treat them like dirt, in addition to your disgusting personal editorial. I don’t know how you sleep at night. You need to go to church, I will pray for you.

Betsy Rogers
Des Moines, Iowa

I replied:

Thanks Betsy.

I appreciate the email. I am not sure what you are specifically making reference to, but I am glad the “Devil” brought us together.

I don’t believe that the devil actually exists and I guess that means I don’t think God does either. I know that I like to pretend I am the cumming of Christ sometimes, but usually only when I am cumming all over my wife’s ass….because my name is Jesus…she usually wipes it off, so I guess she’s doesn’t really believe in the whole coming of Christ shit either.

I know you don’t know me, but I do have issues with impotency, and sometimes I can’t fuck for weeks. That to me is the closest I’ve ever come to possessed by the devil. No, I’m not talking about my wife’s devil tattoo over he gaping vagina, which was pretty cute when she was younger, but since the weight gain looks more like Texas, I am talking about not being able to do something I really want to do that is out of my control. I guess like a paralyzed dude trying to run a marathon but only being able to roll passed the finish line kind of thing.

Either way, somehow my baby Jesus always shines through and makes an appearance like it was Good Friday and if there was a God, I’d totally give him a high five, but only after washing my hands, because my wife’s a squirter. I was always convinced she was just peeing on me, but we took a sample to the lab and it turns out she was just having really intense orgasms, which is amazing, considering I have no business or skills to make anyone cum, not even myself while watching really raunchy porn.

As for hurting your feelings by making fun of celebrities, all I have to say is that they put themselves out there and are financially compensated in their jobs for any shit I may spew. I am sure it doesn’t hurt their feeling because they are too busy sitting on beaches, doing cocaine and having pre-marital sex…..I think maybe you are confusing me for the devil, when in reality it’s these “role models” who are fuckin’ up the kids by making them image conscious, materialistic, vapid sluts who use their tits to get them ahead are really the devil’s work….maybe together we are on the same spiritual path. Send Nudes.

We should go grab a coffee next time I am in Des Moines, which may be never, since I am sure it’s as shitty there as it sounds and I’d rather be rockin’ out on the beaches of Cancun during college spring break than going to church with you, but if your tits are hot enough, maybe I’ll re-work my vacation plans.

Happy Easter,

Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Some Hot Fuckin’ Slut Showing Off Her Bra With Cum on her Face
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Hot Half Naked Party Girls
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THE DIRTIEST POLITICAL SEX SCANDALS
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A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian Cuz You Want Her Fat Cunt
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Jenna Jameson’s Pussy for Peta
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Germany’s Next Top Model’s Leaked Topless Pics
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Some Crazy Huge Tit Video
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How To Get Rid of a Hickey
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Karen McDougall is Bruce Willis’ Girlfriend and This is Her Topless for Some Mag
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Some Hot Molly Simms Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Elisha Cuthbert Showing off a Hot Bikini Body
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Catherine Zeta-Jones Has Some Hot Tits
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Sunisa Kim and You Want to Fuck Her
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Here is a Bare Assed American Apparel Ad
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Some Slutty Rebecca Romijn Stamos Photoshoot Pics
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Her Name is Cherokee D’Ass and She’s Admitting To be a Hooker in This Dirty Video
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Top 10 Banana Blow Job Videos
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Mentos Rocket Cunt Punches a Chick Video
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Emily Scott Looks Pretty Amazing in This Photoshoot…
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Some Naked Blonde Amateur Chick
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Her Name is Louise Glover and She is a Rejected WWE Diva You Want to Fuck
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Some Horny Couple Fuck in Public
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You’ll Want to Fuck Miguel Tejada’s Wife
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Emma Watson has a Borderline Upskirt Moment
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Guess the Celebrity Side Boob
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MTV Banned This Gnarls Barkley Video
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How To Make a Bong Out of a SoBe Bottle
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Ivanka Trump is a Spoiled High Maintenance Cunt
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Here’s a Crazy Lowrider Video
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Some Party Girl Showing the Bottom of Her Tits
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Nothing Says Good Times Like a Set of Bouncing Boobs
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Some Security Guard Stripping a Girl Video
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The Tranny is Quitting Pussy Cat Dolls
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Amy Winehouse’s New Party Trick is Snorting Vodka
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Nicole Richie is Showing Off Some Pregnancy Tit
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New Orleans Mayor Supports Vaginas
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How To Make People Naked on Photoshop
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Nickelback Chad Kroeger Can Suck His Own Dick for Beer
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Some Giant Chick in a Chick Fight Video
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Some Coco’s Got Some Crazy Fuckin’ Ass
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Bush and McCain are Lovers
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American Idol Success Leads Sanjaya To Rockin’ Out at Bar Mitzvah’s
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Adriana Lima Ruins an Upskirt Moment
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Gene Simmons is Completely Bald – I just Thought He Had Bad Hair
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A Chick in Booty Shorts and a Bra Shows Us How To Do a Sexy Work Out While Doing the Laundry
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Some Jackass Dancing in His Car Deploys The Airbags Video
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A Whole Lot of Self Shot Amateur Slut Pictures
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This Jewish Kid Doesn’t Believe in God
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Dita Von Teese Does a Burlesque Show in Vegas Video
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Cindy Crawford’s Picture Perfect Family is Obnoxious
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Fuck With Webcam Sluts Cuz You Are Bored and They are Willing
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From Photobucket

Some Nasty Speckled Ass
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FROM THE FORUM

RUN DMC – Tougher Than Leather
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Grandmaster Flash – The Message
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The Blow – Poor aim love songs
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2 Louis XIV CDs
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Velvet Revolver – Melody and Tyranny
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Violent Femmes – Why do Birds Sing?
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Joss Stone – Mind Body and Soul
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Fat Joe – The Elephant in the Room
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What Aim!
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How do You Eat Your Pussy?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife had some special event to go to for a friend from her old job’s retirement party or some shit and she was all fucking excited because it meant getting out of the house and having a wife time. My wife is a little delusional and thinks she has it going on when she takes some time on herself to get ready, because she normally is too fuckin’ lazy to put on make-up or do her hair or wear anything that doesn’t have an elastic waste band…she was trying to brag to me about how great she looks and how everyone will be in awe and want pictures. I tried to explain to her that they will just be in awe that someone that big is still alive, like they are witnessing some kind of medical miracle because no heart can handle the kind of shit she puts it through just trying to get off the fuckin’ couch.

She told me I put her down to make me feel better about myself and so that she feels undesirable and will never leave her….I tried to explain to her that I want her to leave me and the fact that I wake up to her everyday makes it impossible for me to feel better about myself. What makes me feel better about myself is that I had the night to myself with the hope she meets someone new. I am drunk and here are my links…

19 Year Old Dancing With the Stars Chick is Staying a Virgin Til Marriage But Probably Sucks a Mean Dick
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Here’s a Compilation of Kelly Brook in Hot Action
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Guess The Ugly Celebrity Baby
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How To Have Hot Webcam Sex…
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Sophie Monk Totally Naked in a Movie…Amazing
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Last Boyfriend Died of a Drug Overdose and her New Boyfriend Was in a Coma From a Drug Overdose for 3 Months…
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Telamundo’s newest star Monica Noguera Posing Sexy
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FOUND PORN
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Some College Girl on Girl Action
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The 27 Most Hilarious Album Covers of All Time
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Camilla Belle is Worth Fucking
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Some Hot Sexy Panties in Picture
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Some Club Slut in a Gold Bikini
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This Bitch has the Tightest Ass I’ve Ever Seen
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Asian Photographer’s Go for the Upskirt
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Fat and Lazy Katherine Heigl Eats While Her Husband Does All The Work
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Bruce Willis Likes Smoking Weed
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Getting It On
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A Bunch of Jamaican Chicks Beat up a Dude
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Rachel McAdams is Boring But Still Shows Off Her Legs
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Lucy Pinder in a Hot TV AD
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Some Topless Chick Rockin’ Out on Guitar With her Cat
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How To Use a Cock Ring….
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Obama has Some Ties to Terrorism
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Kate’s Playground in a Throwback but Fuckin’ Hot Video
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More Topless Pics of the IU Cheerleader
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Some Vagina Pastries are Cheaper and Taste Better than the Vagina You’re Getting
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Some Gossip Columnist Recreates the Lohan Pictures
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St Patrick’s Day Special….Celtic Cuties
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A Tribute to Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
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Jay Z and His Successful Jewish Banker Friend Bang Julia Stiles
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Tyra Banks in a Mini Skirt Showing Off her Mid Section
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Here is a College Facial
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Jenna Jameson’s Ass Flash on the Runway
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Big Breasted Japanese Model Gets Arrested
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How to Perform a Self Breast Exam
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A Granny in a Corset To Get You Excited
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Some Chicks Dirty Dancing and getting Naked
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Some Creepy Virgin Dude Talks About Being a Zoophile Weirdness
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Some Hot Chick Posing with an Exotic Car in her Underwear
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Some Flavor of Love Bitch Posing
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How To Live Out Your Sexual Fantasies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here is a Beefy Fucking Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Floppy Fuckin’ Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

Some Slut named Andrea
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Close Up Hidden Toilet Cam
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Young and Busty
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Tiffany
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Lifehacker PDF
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Vanessa Hudgens
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Pre-Release Gnarls Barkley
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Explosions in the Sky
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L7 – Bricks Are Heavy
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RJD2 – Since We Last Spoke
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Winslow – EP
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Dead Prez – M-1 Condidential
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Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say
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SEND YOUR DRUNKEN SPRING BREAK PICTURES HERE!
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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Find Girls To Fuck Now.
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She Loves Monster Cocks…..Too Bad For You
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2008

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote Diablo Cody this Email:

hey good writer

I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a long time, so thanks but I don’t think it has anything to do with your movie, I just think teenage pregnancy gets me excited, not to mention the group of lesbians making out in the theater because they know pregnancy isn’t a problem their lesbianism faces. I can’t wait for you to come back to being an internet loser where you belong….

Good luck –

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered. Here are my links….

SPRING BREAK MOMENTS INVOLVING DRUNK GIRLS
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Nicole Richie Hates Her Big Mom Tits
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Her Name is Suzanne Shaw and This is Her Vagina
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Trashy Club Slut With Some Nipple Pasties…
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How To Have Anal Sex For the First Time (No Homo)
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Britney Spears and her Pregnant With Burgers Belly
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Her Name is Cat Deely and This is Her in Arena Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Salam Hayek as the Vampire in that Movie Lookin’ Fuckin Hot With a Python
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Check Out This Photographer’s Collection of Slut Pics…Scroll Down….
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Here are Some Pictures of Jana Foxy in some Pretty Tame Pics You’ll Still Jerk Off To
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You’ve Jerked Off To Tera Patrick Now Give Her Some Respect and Read What She’s Gotta Say
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Here is a Song About a Craigslist Ad From A Girl in Love With a Man She Saw Masturbating in his Car
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Some Idiot Lights His Balls on Fire
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Diva Cunt Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Some Cleavage
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A Whole Lot of Self Shot Pictures of Amateurs
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Paris Hilton Does Some German Maxim Magazine
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Some Streaker at a Football Game Gets Tackled
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Some Angelina Jolie Tits
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The Anna Nicole Smith Movie Trailer
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Here’s a Pretty Ridiculous Mug Shot
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Some Columbian Chick Naked in a Bunch of Movies Compilation
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How To Masturbate Video
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Some Chick Named Lisa Daniels Gets Naked
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Some Christina Aguilera Photoshopped to Shit Pics
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Steve-O Gets Initiated Into ManHood With Some Tribe
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Some American Idol Chick Grabbing Her Tit
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Brown Kid in Desert Sees His First Car and Gets Excited
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Veronika Hanakova In Panties All Alone at Home
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That Kanye Slut Trina in Lingerie for Black Men Magazine
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Heidi Klum is Posing Like a Ref I Want to Fuck
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Some Car Show Model and Her Myspace Pics
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Harry Potter Gets Some Serious Death Threats Against Him – Thank God
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Moment of Truth RECAP Because We Love Exposing Sluts
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Shitty Female Comedians Do Vanity Fair
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Some Asian Grandma Learning English is Funny
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A Pornstar Shows You How To Prank Your Friend on the Toilet
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Club Sluts Dyking Out in lingerie For You in the Club because You’re Not There….
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A Couple Webcam Teens in Bikini’s Acting Crazy
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Demi Moore and Her Kids in Harpers Bazaar Lookin’ Like Their Retarded Selves.
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Eva Mendes is Hot Out of Rehab
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Some Girl Gives Birth to a 14 Inch Dildo
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Bare Ass in a Sleeping Bag Ad
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Top 10 Celebrities with the Smallest Boobs
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Black Chick and Her Dick
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FROM THE FORUM –

Hot ASSSS
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College Tits
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Consideration is Nice
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Family Guy Upskirt
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Ultimate Defrag
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Pre-Release Snoop Dog – Ego Trippin
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O.K.
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DJ Shadow – Preemptive Strike
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TV on the Radio – Return to Cookie Mountain
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Richest man in Babylon
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Peter, Bjorn and John – Writers Block
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Black Crowes – Warpaint
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No Doubt – The Singles
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2008

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of money to offer, I was just offering her a dollar.

Here are my links:

Kobe Bryant Throws His Towel on Some Fan in the Stands Video
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Girls in Mini Skirts are the Only Kinds of Skirts I Chase….
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Behind the Scenes at a Vida Guerra Photoshoot in Puerto Rico
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Anne Hathaway in Her Underwear and Bonus Clip of her Getting Fucked
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Some Body Painted TIts Worth Masturbating To
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Savvy Girls 2007 Video
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John Mayer Feeds the Paparazzi
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Rihanna Live in Concert in Dublin Lookin’ Hot in S+M
Gear
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Here are the 25 Best Horror Movie Kills of All Time
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Throwback Sex Scenes from the Movie Dressed To Kill with Blonde Pubes
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Do You Think This Guy is Gay
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Jack Osborne is a Ladies Man
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Some Hot UFC Girl in Some Photoshoot Video Lookin Hot
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Nip Slips
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Get These Cam Whores To Do Whatever You Want Them To Do
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Kate Moss is Drunk
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I am Starting a Band with this Kid
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Throwback Heidi Klum Ass Crack Pictures
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Asian Chick With Retardedly Huge Ping Pong Ball Catchers
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Jack Nicholson Ad for Hilary Clinton Gayness
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Some Big Breasted Chick Flashing Her Big Breasted Tits in a Car
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Some Girls Shirt Almost Gets Ripped Off During a Cat Fight
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Some New Carmen Electra Pics
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Phoebe Price and Her Big Have Great Tits
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Some Fergie Photoshoot that is Meant to Look Sexy
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Jessica Alba and Her Pregnancy Tits
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Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Causes Her Car Window to Explode
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Maria Kanellis from the WWE does Playboy – Here are the Pics
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Britney Spears may be Insane but her Body’s Still Hot
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Some Indiana University Cheerleader is an Amateur Pornstar
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David Beckham’s Girlfriend Rebecca Loos in FHM
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Turns Out that Moses Was High When He Saw God – Big Surprise
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Some Hot Webcam Ass Dance
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Some Girl Flashing Passing Traffic
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Pete Doherty Smoking Something in His YouTube Video
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Some Amateur Slut Shows Off Her Tits
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Her Name is Tammy Sytch and in the 90s Was the Most Downloaded Chick Online – She’s Making a Comeback
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat Tits and Lingerie Posing
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Some Teens Being Sexy
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FROM THE FORUM

Random Joke
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Ever Had Sex at Work?
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Slap a Bitch!
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Lanni Barbie Pics
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Random Amateurs
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RJD2 – Deadringer
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Gnarls Barkley – St. Elswhere
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Really Red – Teching you the Fear
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The Outfield – Play Deep
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Jurassic 5
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Emilianna Torrini
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Melvins – Hostil Ambient Takeover
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Shinedown – Us and Them
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Metallica – Rare Tracks
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet
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2008

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It looks like my site is back up and running now, which is a good thing. The bad news is that I lost about 90 percent of traffic, but since the site makes no money, I guess it makes no difference whether I have 5 Readers or 1 reader. Hi Mom.

I’m just kidding, my mom is dead. I am running against my computer battery and I think the fucker’s going to beat me, so I’ll just get to my links:

Jordan is Shopping for a Private Jet Because Being a Slut Pays Upskirt
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Some Club Sluts Being Club Sluts and Not Talkin’ To You – But At Least You Can Jerk Off To Them
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This Ass Model’s Name is Lauren and You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss are Wasted as Fuck Together
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Some Hot Chick in Lingerie Rams Into the Camera During Video Shoot
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10 TV Celebrities We Think Are Dead
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Janet Jackson Teaching Larry King To Dance Makes Me Laugh
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is Pretty Fuckin’ Hot
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US Weekly is Perverted
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Rihanna Loves Her Ass But Not Her Legs
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57 Celebrities Without Make Up
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Some Prisoners Doing the Soulja Boy in the Philippines Becaue That Damn Song is that Big
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New Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Watch This Plane Nearly Crash Insanity
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Oscar de la Hoya’s Neice is a Total Slut
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Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp Posing
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Scarlett Johannson’s Selling Off a Date With Her Because She’s a Hooker – a Really Expensive Hooker – But It’s for Charity
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Fat Brandon Davis Brother Gets Busted for Coke and That’s the Least of His Worries
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Her Name is Amanda Beard and Here She is in a Photoshoot Wearing a Bikini
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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes in Movies
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Jason Kidd’s Baby’s Momma is Lookin’ Hot
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The 50 Greatest Spring Break Bikini Pictures On the Internet
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Over 100 Pictures of Chicks Body Painted From SI to Weird
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Some Comdey Skit With Some Dude Named Woody at the AVN Awards Worth Watching…
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Vaginas in Nature
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Paris Hilton Getting Blessed By Some Indian Shaman because Alternative Medicine Cures AIDS
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Kim Kardashian’s Guide To Properly Giving Money to the Homeless in Front of the Paparazzi
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Regis Has No Idea Who Kim Kardahshian Is
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Amy Winehouse is Infected
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Michigan Basketball Coach Losin It Cuz It’s Funny
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Hilary Clinton Sucks on SNL
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Some Naked Chicks At the Lake
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Her Name is Tiffany Toth and She’s a Total Slut
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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Her Bags
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Katherine Heigl is Wasted and Has Tits
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Whoopi Talks About Her Grey Pubes and You Find that Hot
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Simon Cowell Won’t Promote Viagra for 2 Million Dollars Because He Doesn’t Want to Admit to Erectile Dysfunction
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Steve-O Gets Arrested for Drugs Again
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Her Name is Charlotte McKenna and This is her Nude Shoot
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The World’s Most Naked Protesters
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Nicky Hilton and Her Skinny Fuckin’ Legs
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Trishelle from Real World and Playboy Playing Poker with her Cleavage….
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Her Name is Amanda Braun and She’s Monday’s Russian Pick Me Up
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Kylie Minogue Wants to Fuck Paul McCartney
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Here are 5 Celebrities Who Considered Hot But Aren’t
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Tara Reid is Fuckin’ Wasted
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck Insanity
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Weird Pervert’s Dirty Panty Collection – So Weird It’s Funny
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Some Chick And Her Erotic Nudes
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His Name is Philip McCracken and He Comments on the Site, This is His Podcast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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