It’s American Thanksgiving, which for a Canadian doens’t mean shit, no one here is out eating Turkey and Pumpkin pie with their dysfunctional families, revisiting molestation, or other deep rooted hatred due to life not being perfect for anyone…all while celebrating the white man’s colonization of the Native American land, we do that in October….

The fact is that the white man continue to dominate and run, despite the plight of the Natives, with a total disregard for the natives, proven with the Pipelines in North Dakota, where people protesting for nature are getting jacked the fuck up by the military on the front lines, because not much changes…white people do what they want…and I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot more of that in the years to come…all while you watch your football…and stuff your fucking faces…

So give thanks to being alive, or whatever you give thanks for…and prepare for these to be the best times will be for a while..as humanity self destructs – which is fine, we’re due for a reset…

And touch your relatives inappropriately and blame it on being drunk – I’d hate for the next generation of porn addicts and social media whores to not have the fun of dealing with a creep in real life – at the dinner table – while just trying to enjoy your meat….literally…

Here are some Thanksgiving stepLINKS for you to give Thanks for…

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Trying to convince girls from the internet to come over to be stripped down and decorated like a Christmas tree as I throw candy canes and sugar cookies at them while wearing a Santa costume- has proven to be difficult…

They assume it’s for some viral video, but it’s just a fetish that only happens once a year….and Thanksgiving is when it starts….I only have one month of Christmas porn left in me…

I guess I should approach shit with more of a Thanksgiving approach – you know be current, no one likes an eager christmas pervert – maybe I should either “come over to eat some Turkey” with a dick pic of my dick decorated like a turkey – where the balls are the jiggly chin…gobble gobble…but I’d rather just put them in a kiddy pool with a bunch of roast vegetables before stuffing them.

You know…normal holiday things….Here are some morning links…

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The highlight of my day was telling a model that Kanye was actually hospitalized because of Kim Kardashian’s ass implant took him out….when really he just did that to get insurance to cover ticket sales on the tour he canceled, otherwise he has to pay everyone back…and no one wants to do that…

When she asked me how I knew, I said as a Mexican, I know all the Mexicans in LA and one of them happens to be their gardener and he texted me as soon as it happened.

She fully believed me…..unless she’s trolling me…but I am 99 percent sure she believes me – and this is How Trump won the election…

Yes, my life is pathetic….but a girl at the grocery store had hard nipples – so that was pretty good…because life may not be happy and amazing or what you hoped and dreamed it would be – but at least there are hard nipples…oh and the vagina thanksgiving

Here are some stepLINKS….

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As a Canadian, I take great pleasure in not taking advantage of our “free” healthcares, so much that when I cough up blood in the morning, as I do because I’m pretty much dying thanks to great living conditions and a good amount of self destruction – this life is not a life full of protein powder and instagram muscle flexing but rather eating cake while watching as that mindless, addictive, boring shit unfolds…I don’t go to the doctor….I just say “Take that America….” for all the Americans coughing up blood but too poor to pay the 40,000 dollars it will cost them to get antibiotics…I’m with you. in Silent blood filled lungs Protest…..

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning while I die…

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It’s may be a Tsunami warning in Japan, blame Trump and facebook…while I try to figure out how to get a Tsunami of Punani on my face tonight – and it’s surprising how hard that is considering I’ll put any pussy I come across in my mouth…to turn down a pussy willing to be licked is what faggots do….

Right?

Other than that…I’ve really got very little going on…I guess that would count as having very little going on but Here are some stepLINKS….anyway.

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I’ve been trying to find girls on TINDER to eat my ass and all I get back is girls that tell me they are depressed or sad – or any of the things that getting drunk fixes, but probably makes worse, but for a temporary period fixes…because last night and maybe it is where I hang out – or maybe it is what I attract – two different women in their 30s came up to me to tell me how depressed they are, how they hate their lives, how nothing is good, inspiring, exciting…from random sex to work to hanging out – nothing fulfills them and that they want to die…

I just don’t understand why anyone would be sad, or care, because ultimately, you live a shitting middle of the road or less life….working a shitty middle of the road job…where you have shitty middle of the road sense of achievement and where your shitty middle of the road boss doesn’t give a fuck about you or the work you do – unless you fuck up….only to live in a shitty middle of the road home, with shitty middle of the road kids that want more than you can afford because you barely cover your middle of the road bills on your shit salary…but every year or two you save up to go to some middle of the road 3 star all inclusive resort where you get some illness the second day…because LIFE isn’t awesome or fun or a movie or what you see on instagram…so stop expecting it to be…christ…all these fucking whiners…

They need to take a cue from my creepy neighbor who is unemployed and completely satisfied watching women walk by his porch – because he gets to analyze how supportive their feet are…and when he sees a pigeon toed bitch with fallen arches – walking all knock-kneed he gets excited…

That said finding girls on TINDER to eat my ass – because of my hemorrhoid’s need to be licked – like an animal licking it’s wound – and because I like my ass liked – is pretty hard to close…

Here are some stepLINKS….

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I always find it weird when girls I have had sex with – or who have asked me to have sex with them – sometimes in really weird settings – like while they are sucking off another dude – get mad at me when I ask them to send nudes…

Seriously, this one bitch who has been asking me to be the second dick in her double penetration, we call it the asshole dick, because of it’s size and fearlessness of shit….got mad at me, called me disgusting and a pig – because I asked her for spread pussy pics….all because she’s married and a family woman now…

It’s like just because they’ve moved on in life, doesn’t mean I am not living the exact same shitty life I’ve always lived…and just because we’ve fucked, or almost fucked – and they’ve blocked it out – while it’s all I have – means it’s my right.

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Sucks that I can’t give girls AIDS anymore….because apparently FB news says there’s a cure, but FB news isn’t news, they’re a social network people, fake news is just part of the ecosystem…or whatever…

Speaking of FB, the hightlight of my day was listening to a couple of bratty rich young wives discussing the new washing machine they are getting – for their Filipino maid…like these stay at home moms who barely mom – but rather manage a staff and spend their days on the internet, at lunch with each other – or the gym….I could tell they don’t actually care what washing machine they have….except to brag amongst themselves in this really weird world we live in – filled with stuff….

So I chimed in with “do your laundry down by the river like a real woman..”…

Needless to say…we’re going Washing Machine shopping together tomorrow…beceuase new friends are made when you put a woman in her place like a man…

RIght…

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There’s a girl who posts topless pics on her facebook, and who I am friends with on facebook because topless pics are great and I’m sure there’s a lot of fun going on with her – and that she’d be someone I want to get to know and be friends with – for the topless pics…

Well, she is crying rape because she got wasted at a party and passed out naked – only for people at the party to take pics and videos of her – that they posted on their social media because people take pics and videos of trainwrecks they see – she actually feels violated, sure, I get it, it’s embarassing when you get so drunk you get naked at a part for everyone to point and laugh…but if you’re doing it in a public space…you’re not being “raped”…and if it is filmed by that public space – you are not getting raped….it’s called don’t behave like an idiot – idiot..

So the LOLZ in this story is that I keep asking to see the video – and all her friends go nuts calling me a pervert…when they aren’t telling off other dudes who write shit like “but your profile pics are all nudes”….only for them to say “It is my power to post nude pics of myself, it is not the patriarchy’s right to put that content of me out there”…well – when you’re the fucking scenery at the fucking party…legally you’re giving everyone at the party the right to film and post that shit…

It blows my mind that people can’t just say “I fucked up”…and that “I’m a disaster”…or “maybe I should go to rehab”…but instead think it’s a fucking sex offense…that they are the victim…like the people exposed to her exposing herself intentionally set that moment up to humiliate her…

I just don’t understand what fucking world we live in….seriously confusing….post tit pics of yourself is empowering, but when other people post tit pics of you – it’s bad.

Here are some stepLINKS…

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