Sometimes I feel like a stripper who was tricked or misguided thanks to bad advice – to do a philanthropic / charity strip show at a Syrian Refugee camp…you know the places thousands of these Syrians who sexually assault and jerk off on buses because they can’t handle girls not wearing bed sheets….

My favorite pick-up line – is saying “I am proud to say I jerk off to you”….it confuses girls…especially when they’ve never seen you before..

Another terrible pick-up line is saying “I hate how much I want you to pee on me”…but I like to think it filters out the terrible people…who don’t want to pee on you…because they are closed minded…

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I just saw a young girl, probably under 18, in a pair of jean shorts that were jacked so far up her ass – that she should have been wearing a skimpy bikini or her panties…and the craziest thing in the whole thing is that she was with her mom, who didn’t give a fuck that her daughter’s ass was hanging out of her shorts, because I guess they watch the Kardashians together and realize that is the style….and I thought to myself, I am glad to be in a world where a mom would sell her daughter’s sex tape for a dream…or a mother would let her daughter dress with her ass out so they can parade the streets together feelin’ hot…because that is what life is about…especially when you have a mom/daughter fetish as I apparently do….

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The closest thing to a life lesson I’ve ever been taught is that if you’re having sex with more than one girl, or if you’re married and you have to fuck other girls to keep you sane enough to not murder suicide your wife, always use condoms with the sketchier one…and I’ve gone through life fighting that – by not using condoms with anyone – figuring if I end up giving my obese wife an STD from my philandering she’ll finally fucking leave me – or maybe we’ll finally have something to talk about – not that I have sex with her…but sometimes…I get cornered and have no choice.

I guess what I am trying to say is that the weirdest thing in our friendship is knowing you have in an asshole…

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I watched the RNC again, day 3, I have no idea why but I am drawn in…it’s not like I had other options, you know no hot tinder girls offering to eat my ass, and no money for booze, makes me a prisoner to my life…I mean along with everything else that makes me a prisoner in my life…

That said, I’ve been made a believer, from Newt’s fear mongering, to Trump’s awkward and cartoony hand gestures, to a pro-lifer Vice President, to all that God shit, even when talking about Space Travel instead of separating church and state…..and the whole thing is very fucking manipulative…I can’t see how Trump and his Orthodox Jewish daughter, communist third wife, lying orange skinned muppet face won’t win….people really want to believe the snake oil they are selling…as if any politician has any power – or can change the world with false promises – and it doesn’t even sound that good, but it sounds better than what the other guy is saying…very fucking weird. It’s the WWE the political version. America loves that shit….I just want to see more sluts in the mix…

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I decided to leave my house, I figure it’s summer, I should get outside and not continue my winter hermit life, despite hating the outside world and all the bureaucracy trying to oppress our freedom…you know because some people think saving up their entire life after working a shit job to go on a Disney cruise with their fat wife is as best as life gets – while I know that’s the worst life gets and that I can’t even afford a fucking Disney Cruise so why fucking bother….

I saw a fat ass jogging in tight shorts and I watched it closely, intently, I almost wanted to rub behind it so that I saw every jiggle, bounce, fold, and realized…life isn’t about slaving for a disney cruise at retirement…it’s about creeping on hot chicks who won’t fuck you – by taking all you can get from what they are giving – sometimes it’s a hard nipple, other times tight pants – if you’re lucky a blowjob….or if you move to the third world you can pay them for sex -life is outside, it’s there waiting for you to live it…so I walked back inside, sat on the couch feeling accomplished – knowing I found the meaning of life and now…I don’t have to go back out there for another few weeks…I mean I just found the meaning of life – let a motherfucker rest…

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Yes, I should have been out fucking, or playing with tits, or drunk and making advances at random people, creeping them out as I do – but instead I watched a few minutes of the RNC last night – because it’s solid comedy – and I posted some of my observations on facebook…mainly that I called TIFFANY TRUMP AN UGLY MONSTER IN 2008 but also that the Republican party has pandered to the close minded hick on issues the republicans don’t actually care about, all to get votes, you know the bottom feeding vote, bible thumping racist idiots who are scared of black people and muslims and think someone is trying to steal their freedom everyday of their life…the at the evangelical church, protesting sex shops and porn and abortion on their weekends…the worst humans around….pretending to be holier than though, wholesome, but still rape / kill / and are actually horrible people…all in the name of USA / Freedom / Supporting our Troops…

Well, that Audience, the low hanging fruit misinformed person who probably watches a lot of reality TV and is have dead on the inside at least mentally, is the core values of the party….

So instead of “lets figure out how to keep the rich richer with no social services by lying to these idiots about abortion, freedom and things that threaten what they think life should be”…those silly things have become the main platform – and all they talk about – and that alone is hilarious. It’s like trying to rationalize with someone protesting people exercising their rights that they claim to be fighting for. It’s very confusing, but not really…

So a muppet with his little hands comes out all slimy and disgusting and says key words that people respond to – that allow him to take his joke to the next level – all while feeding his ego – because morons think he’s this brilliant man he obviously is – they just don’t realize it’s brilliance in scamming, marketing, manipulating and lying..and not actually running business…it’s very obscure, weird….and really happening….

So conservatives delete me and called me a Canadian and tell me to mind my own business, despite being the same people who say the USA rules the world, implying the USA rules me, and really I’m not anti American, I am just anti moron….and I’m blown away that this exists on such a public forum in modern times….I guess I expect more out of humanity, even anti social people who hate humanity are less offensive and idiotic than this…

People also tell me to shut up and post more tits, I’ve been posting tits since 2003, everyfucking day….including TURTLE HEADED TIFFANY TRUMP MONSTER ….and I will keep on posting tits…not that anyone pays attention to anything I say….so look at the tits…

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I have been wearing the smallest, tightest, shorts because I am fat, I am a slob, I don’t buy new clothes and these shorts are from the 80s….

Being a small penised fat man means these shorts are really fucking embarassing, but being shameless and careless and not easily embarrassed…I don’t fucking care, just don’t look at my little dick perverts….I’m talking to you mom’s who give me dirty looks as you walk by with your teen daughters…chill the fuck out…her shorts are shorter and tighter….showing more ass and what could be balls..thanks to gender fluidity, hormones in food, and thickness…

People are so dumb…send nudes…

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I watched the republican national convention, not because I am American or have anything to do with your politics, although most Americans would say they rule the world and whoever is in charge of their country is the most influential leader in the world, and that is probably true…but I watched it for the comedy. I don’t care for any politics but when real life trolls happen at this level it is brilliant, because even the most die hard believer knows deep in their soul that Trump dud this as a joke, it went viral, he had to commit and it had been a series of “what can I say to end this” but instead it just continues to fuel it, in a very weird series of events.

So seeing the supporters from angry Muslim hating army men who truly believe they are fighting for freedom and not oil interests and who ignorantly want to make the world American, to black people who hate illegals more than they hate racism thanks to Trump finding them and personally reaching out after their kids were killed by illegals, you know to win them over to make him seem human, to his communist wife talking about her communist lessons as if they were American in her communist accent in a speech she ripped off Michelle Obama, calling out Bob Dole who remembers the Cold War and WWII probably started panicking with some kind of tigger warning – before an awkward interaction with Trump that screamed “so that’s what the name on my paychecks look like” –

Her bragging about her non existent modeling career like she’s not an escort – looking down on other immigrants who don’t have rich men who want to fuck them in exchange for a visa and the good life as vain, egotistical billionaire arm candy puppet.

Her English after 20 years is about as good as it needs to be when all she has to say is “yes daddy”….not that she was allowed to talk – being household staff and either way….hilarious fear mongering, manipulation and insanity really..makes me hope he actually wins!!

I just keep wondering how many TRUMP models at the TRUMP agency fuck for money. Is Trump a pimp, where’s the investigation into that?

Give me 4 years of endless insanity – it’s just sad Giuliani isn’t his Vice President candidate. Looks like he owes Trump some favors you know thanks to being the mayor to a seedy slum lord developer. Fascinating…but not really….it is actually pretty depressing

What a time in American history…it is filled with just so much noise…no facts, just random catch phrases, it was pretty moronic…

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I am too mean for this generation…but not in a good way – because this generation of kids are all social justice warriors on the surface, who hate mean people and who don’t understand inference….but are all little cunts who hate on each other – they just don’t write it down on the internet –

So I’m not the good kind of mean, who is hated for being mean, where I am getting flagged and hated or protested on college campuses for saying misogynisitic things – I am just ignored. I need my ego boosted and to be reminded my mean still matters..

This is a generation of people saying “why do we care Taylor Swift is a cunt, when there are real issues in the world, like what my next selfie will be “….these are the same people who care that Taylor Swift is a cunt or who buy Kim K’s bullshit products..or who play Pokemon Go….but pretend they are worldy, connected, down to earth an not like everyone else. They are the most basic level of shallow – yet they have no idea – unless they are the Taylor Swifts of the world – who know everything they do is a lie for money…

It’s a terrible fucking existence, but I still think life is worth living, that life is a gift, especially when walking through the park and seeing a group of girls with half their asses exposed in public…this is sci/fi of my youth – less nerdy or science oriented – but the tits version – where we’d dream of this shit in our treehouses – and like the cellphone and teleporting – it’s happeded…

Here’s COLBERT being funny at the RNC – this is his best work ever….because he fucking sucks as Letterman…

Here are 100 Naked Fat/ Dumpy Girls for Spencer Tunnick Outside the RNC….

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There’s something funny about realizing how irrelevant you are, not that I ever thought I was relevant, amongst real life issues like cops being killed, countries staging COUPS and trucks killing 85 people while they are innocently out celebrating, I am forced to ask myself “what should I post pics of on instagram so that I seem interesting, exciting because I’m not”….

I figure a series of me in lingerie, a different pic a day, wearing my mask would probably do the trick, you know the fat weirdo doing the bruce jenner in his basement apartment…or something equally weird selfies, maybe I could just take pics of girls tanning in the park until I get arrested…or maybe I just post pics of half naked girls, works for other people, just need to do MEMEs where all I post is funny random photoshops of celebrities…or maybe…I should just do nothing because this shit is the fucking devil…this internet thing consuming, depressing, the worst…and being liked by you isn’t really worth shit, but maybe it could make private jet money…

When you don’t leave your house and sit on your phone all weekend – it gives you solid perspective on what’s actually important…nothing.

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