1 in 2 sugar daddies use my site as a resource to find sugar babies…

The depressing thing about being an old impotent fuck is that when you do achieve orgasm after a whole lot of pain and suffering – all that comes out of you is a load that resembles one loan tear far too much to make you really feel good about things…

My second failure today – was seeing what was probably the hottest girl I’ve seen in a long time – in the tightest dress I’ve seen in a long time – fighting with her boyfriend, like real fucking tantrum fighting, only to jump into her YARIS to drive off to freedom….leaving him behind – and I should have offered to save her..

Don’t follow my lead, always save a women in distress…Here are some stepLINKS for the weekend – hopefully you do something inspiring like the neeja song..

Now links….

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I am not breathing through any walls, especially not any vagina walls…my penis is just too small and the girls willing to have sex with me are just so big…so big that when they offer me sex I don’t even accept but instead try to convince them to let me film them dancing naked because naked fat dances must be documented.

Facebook is telling me it is national nude day – Facebook is such a pervert. Reading my FB messages, listening to my conversations through my phone mic and tracking my every isn’t enough. Now they are trying to convince me leave my house nude… because of another one of those national days – because everyday is national something – despite not being regulated by any board or authority or calendar – leaving it messy, confusing, and where the fuck are my nudes….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the glorious morning…courtesy of University of North Texas…

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People are so fucking stupid, everyone a social justice warrior with a cause. Sure, some things require social justice warriors to fight the powers that be, like racism in America, that shit is fucked, but watching girls fighting the patriarchy with getting naked for feminism, or veganism meanwhile they want leather interior in their cars or other nonsense campaigns attract a lot of fucking fake losers who would just as soon jump on any trend if the timing was right…they just happen to have become obsessed with this one, but if it had been a few other days earlier, they are the kind of person they’d be the same thing they are protesting…

So I like the pander to these people…especially feminists, like to get them talking and spewing their clickbait level of value facts my way, I like to make them feel I understand their plight and that I am on their side…because the reality is I am a feminist, I just don’t talk about it like a hero even though I am one – even though people think this is a misogynistic site – even though it’s just satire – but not many people – because I go unnoticed…

Either way, when I get these girls really going, really believing I’m with them on their rant, really trusting I am part of their army…I like to say “so…what’s your bra size, those tits look big”…

It’s always a win, even though she ends up telling you to fuck off and leaves instead of demonstrating feminism through sexual empowerment on your dick….fuck…I think I played that wrong…

Maybe the troll should be taking the manipulation through conversation to sex – then drop the joke that makes them go away….probably a funnier and more rewarding approach…

Life lesson is to laugh at feminists to yourself while making them think you aren’t mocking them before fucking them, then laugh at them to their faces with a friendly “GOTCHA”….perfect.

Here are some stepLINKS…

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I would ask chubby girls “you have a belly – why the fuck are you in a sports bra and fitness shorts”….every time I see chubby girls in leggings / shorts and a shorts bra, their belly’s busting out…but I’m usually too busy trying to make sense of all the shapes I am seeing…not to mention…90 percent of the time I’m lookin at fat girls doing fitness in the park in fitness gear with their big old bellies – it’s actually a maternity class. Actual fat girls don’t work out silly, I mean some do, but they’re usually too ashamed to do it it half naked – unless – they are the fat girls who don’t think they are fat – but rather that they are fit and just strong..

I guess what I am saying is that fat women or really all women are a complicated creature I should limit my interaction with to just masturbate to..

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Due to alcoholism, I spent most of this beautiful summer day in my basement apartment with blacked out windows – sleeping and texting random girls to send me pussy pics. I find that if you demand a pussy pic, since this is a feminist era, you probably won’t get one…the tactic needs to be tricking them into thinking they are empowered….but who has time for tricking women, sure I have a lot of time for a lot of things and it doesn’t take that much effort…because women are easy to trick, especially at Frat parties to make out with each other, but when you just want a no bullshit pussy pic…but didn’t get a pussy pic, I should flip my script…

Due to alcoholism, I missed out on all the too poor to leave the city, too poor for air conditioning girls in the park or public pool in bikinis to stare at and creep on…but thanks to the internet – who needs real life women…instagram #bikini is the pokemon (not Jamaican Prison Rape) GO of virtual reality….and you can’t get caught or beat up when you yell obscenities at the screen while sticking things in your butt because your dick doesn’t work and you gotta go through the prostate….

Here are some stepLINKS…

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I’ve decided that I don’t challenge myself enough. I sit here being a critic to virtually myself about shit I don’t care about – because I’ve been doing it for 14 years and what the fuck else am I going to do with myself.

So to grab life by the balls, to take some initiative, to be inspired, to take on life – face to face and to challenge myself. I have decided to take the leap….and see…just how many days I can only eat Peanut Butter Sandwiches for before either dying like Elvis…or giving up..

I am thinking I’ll last half a day, maybe one meal…stay tuned…this is the most excitement my life has seen in a decade…

I feel like an Olympian…at the starting line…ready to have the glory I have trained so hard to deserve…

Here are some stepLINKS while I get my bread out and smother smooth and delicate nature’s gold – that was invented by a black man – onto it….

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Last night I saw a social justice warrior rudely ask for a gender neutral bathroom as if expecting there to not be one and when the staffer said “it’s in the back” she just stood there shell shocked with nothing to fight – no uprise – she or should I call her “it” just had to fake having to go to before taking her aggressive attitude to the next establishment with no gender neutral bathrooms to raise shit in the name of taking a shit…

Today I decided I prefer to poke and cum then to pokemon go…

Right now I decided that no on reads my site, no I decided that a long time ago, but never breathed new life into it – because it would require me doing a podcast or videos or interviews with people that I can promote on social media and fuck that.

I’d rather talk to myself.

Here are some stepLINKS

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One of my favorite social media interactions is when someone insincerely wishes someone a happy birthday – because it’s in the notifications – better wish them a happy bday with some canned message – without actually giving a fuck about the person…and the person they are wishing a happy birthday to – you know saying HAVE A GREAT YEAR…OR “THIS IS YOUR YEAR”…something aspirational….without realizing the profile belongs to someone who died 4 years earlier…amazing.

It’s the little things – you know.

My least favorite social media interactions is when someone I’ve been internet friends with writes his final post / final goodbye before his cancer takes over…reminding you that life is finite – but here I am updating an obsolete site…this is my life…my legacy…my very sad calling…

My other favorite thing is sluts..or are sluts…

Here are some morning

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The only thing that social media has taught me is how stupid humanity is. I used to be the kind of person who used to just hate everyone I met, I would discount them immediately without giving them a chance, then over the years I became indifferent and when I meet people I give them the benefit of the doubt, or take them at face value because thanks to social media, I can still generalize humanity as morons – clueless morons – who all follow the same trends, who crave the same bullshit and who have no logic, or rational thought…no real morals or values…are insanely influenced by the media and society…and most importantly don’t listen to themselves, their core to realize what is actually important…

So things like Pokemon Go happen, and the world gets excited, and the world buys into it, and the world follow each other playing the same fucking thing, giving them something to talk about, trying to fit in like it was the cool pair of jeans in high school I couldn’t afford and wouldn’t have bought if I could afford them and not because I was goth or trying to not fit in on purpose, but because I like to use my money for drugs….or booze…or food…

Point being, the internet is one terrible, long, drawn out, VIRTUAL REALITY, contribution based commercial. People into money, making money, and making other people money – instead of looking for quality…

I am not a hippie, but there are a lot of fucking morons encouraging other morons and I don’t understand how as a collective use things like FACEBOOK and INSTAGRAM, knowing they track us, knowing they watch us and monetize us like an evil SCIFI movie, knowing it is a private company that makes people billions of dollars.

Why don’t we use some not for profit social network that doesn’t track us and puts that profit back into the world…to end hunger / ignorance / hate/ who fucking knows…but this excessiveness we allow people to obtain is so dumb, and the fact that Zuckerberg is building a wall around his private island in hawaii or some shit with money YOU made him, instead of building infrastructure, or giving free education to people…is absurd to me…

We are garbage, vapid garbage with no substance, all of junk food eating pieces of shit not looking for sustenance just looking for noise to distract us before we die of cancer caused by that junk food…..instead of collaborating to cure cancer…

It’s absurd, like hating Muslims for religious beliefs when North America only exists because of mass genocide caused by JESUS based religions…so stupid…

I’m saying that as someone who genuinely doesn’t like people…but the good thing about knowing about all the recent trends thanks to all these morons feeding it to us, is being able to use them to manipulate girls into giving blowjobs…

OMG WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON…YOU LIKE THE COLOR BLUE ALSO….OMG….shut the fuck up…I think I’m a social justice warrior officially…

Here are some steplINKS

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The nice thing about getting food poisoning to the point where you shit the bed at least 4-12 times over a 48 hour period is that it brings up very important questions like “how much shit is too much shit during anal sex”….or great text conversations with a varety of girls when you’re dying in bed with fever – assuming that ZIKA finally got you – or is it meningitis or maybe it’s from eating hooker ass – who knows – but those great conversations about how much of a shitter that girl is because you’ve seen her eat and you know she’s got a fast metabolism…

My weekend – has been shit filled – but at least I am not playing pokemon go – or what I call the easiest way to strike a conversation with girls staring at their phones giggling – with a relatable “hey you guys are playing too”…you know before kidnapping them and making them my Elizabeth Smart…

Here are some stepLINKS

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