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2016

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am incessantly posting Prince related statuses on my Facebook – to the point of annoying – because that is how I do comedy that most people don’t find funny…I troll, over and over again, until it’s gone on for too long, especially since it’s not that funny in the first place…

The most interesting thing in all this is not the tributes, all the people trying to pretend they were more connected with the artist or who understood him most, or were most affected by him, they are everywhere, often times the same people who paid tribute to David Bowie, but rather than the story was broke by TMZ, who are owned by Warner Brothers, and who Prince was originally signed to, fought with and reconnected with in 2014…in one of the most ridiculous fight over 100s of millions of dollars…

But I like saying shit like “It’s raining, it’s a sign”…and other insanity…because that’s what all these motherfuckers are posting…

I also like this meme- that got SO Many people to unfollow me:

And this video of him kicking Kim K off the stage..

I like that my tactic of doing commentary through my annoying worked, because I’ve had one death threat, another request to fight which I turned into gay erotica – that’s how I spent my day….always a win, and even a close friend texted me to stop…all giving me LOLZ…

Not as much as when I was sexting last night and “Girl” autocorrected to “TURK”…but close…

Arethra Franklin Thinks Prince Died of Zika Virus
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Trailer for The Infiltrator
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Girl Drives into a Flood
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The Kelly Ripa White Privilege Protest in this Patriarchy Is Funny
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Girls Bending…HOT
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Tila Tequila Loves Hitler
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Fat Mariah Carey Tit
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Slut in a Bathing Suit…
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Amy Adams May be in THe Guardian’s
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Guy on Bike Stops Bag Snatchers
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Paint on a Drum…
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2016

21

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I don’t think people have got over the Prince death yet, but soon enough, they will be back to taking selfies, this is just their opportunity to feed some on topic bullshit to the social media to seem like they have depth…taking ownership in a mass memorial feeding your feed…but the selfies will be back…

I am not sure who the next Prince of Minnesota will be, but I was too busy watching the beautiful bond between mother in tight leggings with hot asses and their newborns, circle of life shit…that made me want to write love songs or at least mend the pieces of their broken vaginas…with my mouth..

Yes…that is why no one reads this site..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Not Wearing Bras – Showing off Nipples
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Fake Outlet Prank…
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Girls in Bed
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The Time Most Influential Issue is a Joke
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Bella Hadid Slutty Sister in a Tight Dress
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Rihanna Music Tits
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I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing
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Sophie Turner for GQ
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Katherine Heigl is a Whore
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Dead Prince…
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Monster Aniston Arm
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Isabelle Fuhrman Nipples..
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Taylor Hill at an Event…
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Slutty Sister Titty Showdown
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Pranking Criminals with a Stun Gun Phone
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Russian Football Hooligan and a Trail of Security
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Hilary Duff Tight Jeans…
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Kelli Berglund at Coachella..
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Paula Abdul Legs
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Hot as Fuck Courtney Love..
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Lindsay Lohan – Muslim Terrorist…
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NFL Player Put on Blast by a Stripper…
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Game of Thrones – Slut
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Real Sex Vs Porn Sex…
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Elsa Hosk Nipples in a Magazine
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Donald Trump Loves Trannies
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Charlize Theron is a Whore…
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Kelly Ripppa is All Smiles
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Calling in Sick to Places You Don’t Work
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Robert Downey Jr Joins Spider Man Movie…
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Jennifer Aniston is the Most Beautiful in the World in 1999…
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Some girl Next Door Shit
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Fitness Slut
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Prince GIFs
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Poppping a Single Popcorn Kernel – Fascinating…
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LESBIANS!
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Mom FIghting 30 Year Old Sexing 16 Year Old…
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Girl With Great Tits…
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Chantelle Fontain Fucks a Fuck Doll…
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Random Tumblr Porn…
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Tessa Fowler in Blue…
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Blonde Girl in a Bath
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Finger Banging on the Train
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Half Naked Skank Fight
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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2016

21

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I’m glad 420 is over so we can go back to drinking…all these 15 year old kids and potheads love talking about their weed. I am far more interested in meth addiction. At least that’s real…Meth not Marijuana…

Sidenote, When I get unsolicited emails from people..

I like to write;

MOM ? Is that you? Why did you leave to buy cigarettes and never come home back when I was 5.

I miss you. I am so glad we’re reunited..

I don’t care that dad said you were a street hooker…I didn’t believe him…

Would it be weird if we fucked? Send me spread asshole pics.

LOVE,

Your Son Jesus…

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bed
CLICK HERE

I love this Pizza Girl – She’s Amazing – Really Fucking Amazing
CLICK HERE

Dead Chyna
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Khloe Kardashian and her Bodysuit
CLICK HERE

Apparently – This is a Model….and her Baby Weight
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Gwen Stefani is Officially Divorced
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Popping a Single Popcorn Kernel with a Hair Straightener
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Fake Outlet Prank at the Airport
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Katherine Heigl Old Lady Neck
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Security Camera that Captures a Crazy Amount of Crazy
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Lohan Converting to Islam
CLICK HERE

Ultra High Definition Earth
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Arya Stark Giving Away Game of Thrones Stuff
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2016

20

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Earlier today I feel in love with a few hot round college asses in leggings….apparently, I wasn’t the only one following this one girl as she walked, like a cartoon, she was accumulating more and more dudes as she kept walking…I couldn’t keep up, because walking is hard when you’re dying of obesity…so I broke from the crow d being being hypnotized by the ass…I am glad I survived…I wonder how many people ended up following her…and if anyone got run over trying to keep up with her…I need a young round college ass to help get traffic to this goddamn site…

I am working on it with Phoebe Price….who is currently taking over my snapchat…

While I recruit…Here are some stepLINKS….

PS Jennifer Aniston was named People’s Most Beautiful Person 2016 – despite being a rotting, washed up, granny corpse…which is a nice reminder that the media is a fucking lie…

LINKS…

So Many Great Asses
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Girl on the Kiss Cam Kissing a Pizza
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Towie Megan McKenna in the Bikini
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On Set at Baywatch
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Lindsay Lohan is Converting to Islam
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Teacher Banging Student
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Audrina Patridge in a Bikini..
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Gwyneth Paltrow Dancing with Kids..
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Threes Company Movie is Happening..
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Bella Thorne Puffy Nipples
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Snowboarder Being Chased by a Bear….
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Hasselhoff Paid off Ex Wife 21k a Month for 10 Years
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Chloe Goodman is Amazing in a Bikini – She’s Some UK Whore
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Social Star Pia Mia Perez is a WHore…
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Dude Antagonizes a Shark
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How to Drift in Any Car
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Rose Byrne in a Tight See Through Dress
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This Public PIss Video is the Highlight of the Day
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Lindsay Pelas and her Huge TIts
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Katharine McPhee Promo Tour
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How to Make a Speaker Using CD
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Ohio Marching Band Cartoon Half Time Show
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Bai Ling Big Cleavage
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Idiot Totals His Car Impressing Chicks…
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Some Chick Named Camila Banus – Legs – But Her Name is ANUS with a B…
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Allison WIlliams in Lace
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Kelly Rohrbach Pussy Definition
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A Famewhore’s Sister in a Bikini
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The Dumbest Guitar Ever…
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Chloe Sevigny in Pantyhose
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Girls Who Like Sports
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Karlie Kloss in a Sports Bra
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Rihanna’s Nipple
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Little Kid Blames Batman for Drawing on Wall
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Wild Hair
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Charlotte McKinney Short Short…
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Phoebe Price is Everything…
CLICK HERE

Captain America’s Biggest Flaw…
CLICK HERE

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Sarah Turner in Red…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Angry Naked Man
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Random Tumblr Porn…
CLICK HERE

Big Webcam Tits
CLICK HERE

Big Tits By the Window
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
CLICK HERE

Big Tits – Big Tits…
CLICK HERE

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2016

20

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Bernie Sanders is a Loser, Hilary Clinton is a Chubby Old Lesbian and Trump is all kinds of laughs….

Speaking of laughs, here’s a joke I wrote:

My bathroom “bill” is the guy I pay to install the hidden cameras under the toilet seats of mall bathrooms everywhere – smile ladies….

Or this, which isn’t a joke, it’s what I wrote girls yesterday…..

“If you had to choose between having my baby or being murdered in the worst way – what would you choose” has not been a successful tinder opening line

Even more laughs….it’s 420, a day for tweens to smoke weed at 4:20 and every asshole on your social media to announce it is 420 and how LIT they are with some dumb jokes or some shit…get ready for it…

I am done here…Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls in Flannel
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Schwarzenegger – COME WITH ME AND LIFE – of the Day
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Dax Shepherd was Molested by a Neighbor – THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM!!
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Kate Hudson BIKINI life
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The Queen’s Birthday is Tomorrow – I Guess No One Told her Birthdays are for the Living
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Chrissy Teigen is So Gross
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Dog Causes multiple motorbike accdent…but how’s the dog?!
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Magic Instruments is Hilarious…
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Bill Nye Bets the Weatherman that the World is Warming
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420 GAllery
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Scott Eastwood Banging Nina Dobrev
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Stephen Colbert’s Waffle House Song
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Kelly Rippa Needs a New Co-Host and You Need To Stop Jerking off to Kelly Rippa
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2016

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I went to the dentist – they tried to sell me on teeth whitening for 1000 dollars..

I asked what the benefit of teeth whitening was, will it save my teeth, will it make me healthier, will it make people like me…and the woman didn’t know how to respond…I said “so it’s just for vanity”…and she was forced to admit that yes she was trying to up sell me ..

I made it more awkward for her by asking if it was the same level of necesisity as anal bleaching is to a girl who doesn’t work in porn…even though I’d argue bleached asshole will probably take a girl not in porn further than some homeless 50 year fat old mexican blogger in Canada – who doesn’t leave his house will get with white shiny rotten teeth…

Here’s a quote of the day for you – “Sometimes your security blanket is the best thing to reach for when trying to stay warm….but the half dead hooker is”….I don’t know what that means but I think Plato or maybe it was Jesus Christ said it…

Here are some stepLINKS..

Hot Asians of Instagram
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Taylor Swift is a Cunt
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Daredevil Backflips Over Speeding Racecar
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Chrissy Teigen is a Cunt with a Shredded Cunt
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Rachel McCord in a Bikini
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Rebeca Romijn Hard Nipples of the Day
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Shredding in Idaho…
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Audrina PAtridge is Pregnant in a Bikini
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Patrick Stewart is a Fucking Babe
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Some Game of Thrones Chick Holding a Mic Like giving a Handjob
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Pregnant Megan Fox Botty in Leggings
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Courtney Stodden Twerking
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Never Fuck with Grandma
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Bull Dozer’s Battle on the Streets
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Courtney Sixx Nipples
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant Bikini
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Kate Hudson in a Bikini….
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Tiger in the Cage
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Destroyed by the Zipline
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River Monsters Crew…save a Fisherman
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Chris Hemsworth’s Daughter Wants a Penis
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Slut YOu’ve Never HEad of at an Event
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Kendall Jenner Nipple Ring…
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Karlie Kl;oss
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Kim Kardashian In a Bodysuit
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Madison Beer Bra Tits
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Alexandra Daddario On Set…
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Dude Antagonaises Shark..
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Stephen Hawkin’s Starshot Explained
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The Idiots that are Today’s Students
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WOokie Porn of the Day
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Hot Selfies..
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Big Tits in a Pick-Up Truck
CLICK HERE

Naked Man Attack
CLICK HERE

Half Naked Jump…
CLICK HERE

Nude Painter
CLICK HERE

Blonde Girl Toys the Pussy
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Hot Naked Tits…
CLICK HERE

Greek Whore..
CLICK HERE

Crazy Ass Twerking
CLICK HERE

Ricky Martin Erotica of the Day
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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
CLICK HERE

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2016

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I am in a weird place, I’ve always been on the fringe of mainstream, into the weird, creepy, abnormal, degenerates….which was also on the fringe of porn, so I remain perfectly irrelevant…

I never made mainstream money or porn money, I kind of just existed…

So last night, I decided I was time to produce a porn, I figured easier than producing a viral video that propels me to hollywood…but I didn’t have anyone to recruit to be in my porn…forcing for me to go on a hunt for pussy willing to be filmed doing porno things…

I learned a valuable lesson with the experience, one I should have filmed as that viral video to propel me into hollywood…and that valuable lesson was to not ask a girl if she wanted to show her “mommy parts” on camera for 25 dollars…it will make an already weird situation – weirder…

Here are some morning links…

Slut Girls Pulling on Clothes
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Dude Scales Highrise to Save a Dog
CLICK HERE

Mariah Carey in Lingerie Making Brick Over Pizza
CLICK HERE

Josephine Skriver Booty in Lace
CLICK HERE

Old Man in a Sinking Car
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Hank Baskett on his Tranny Sex
CLICK HERE

Jared Fogle Text Messages…are Bad.
CLICK HERE

Taylor Swift’s Weird Lip Sync Edit
CLICK HERE

Jodie Marsh Divorce Tits of the Day
CLICK HERE

Bulldog Co Pilot
CLICK HERE

Never Stop Watching Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Australia Video
CLICK HERE

The Toronto Zoo Tiger Video is Ridiculous
CLICK HERE

James Franco Thinks He is Van Gogh
CLICK HERE

Nerf Fortress
CLICK HERE

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2016

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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Don’t follow your tinder match who you has never answered you into the Laundromat to ask her about why she never messaged you back…because it will creep her out, but not as much as following her home after she is visibly shook by the experience after learning that the internet is the home of weirdos and predators…even if you’re just trying to teach her a valuable lesson about internet creeps…and that is that they like sex in laundromats…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Huge Tits..
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Olivia Wilde Pregnant in a Bikini
CLICK HERE

Jaden Smith – Ass Grabs His Hot Hipster GF
CLICK HERE

Megan McKenna in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp and AMber Heard – Hilarious Video
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence Tummy….
CLICK HERE

Charlotte McKinney Legs in Shorts…
CLICK HERE

Khloe Kardashian Ass Implant Fold
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Miranda Kerr at an Event
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MMA Face Kick from Hell
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Bella Hadid Panties
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Rihanna and Leo at Coachella
CLICK HERE

Jared Leto New Sex Partner is Halsey
CLICK HERE

Gymnastic Coach Save
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Some Hot Chick Named Chloe in a BIkini
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Reporter Bloodied After Being Hit By Shrapnel
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Bikini Snow Party in Russia….
CLICK HERE

Rihanna at Coachella…
CLICK HERE

Jennifer Lawrence is Terribly Fucking Boring
CLICK HERE

Ecuador Earthquake Footage
CLICK HERE

21 People Who Got Back at their Exes
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Old Hags Who Still Coachella to Feel like they aren’t Old Hags – Spend 1000s on Lipo
CLICK HERE

Britney Spears is Hot in Concert
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The NAZI PUG
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Sad Chris Brown Talks About Beating Up Rihanna..
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Creepy Escalator Ride
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Demi Lovato and Fez
CLICK HERE

Chinese Toddler Defends Grandmother with Lead Pipe
CLICK HERE

Teri Hatcher Nude in a Movie
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Rosie Huntington LEGS and her Bald Boyfriend
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Some Madison Riley Slut Toples
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Reese Witherspoon’s Big Cleavage
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Ohio State Marching Band Half Time Show..
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde – SEE THROUGH
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His Milkshake Brings all the Boys to the Yard
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Pregnant Megan Fox of the Day
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Kim GArner Hot at Coachella
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Bo Derek is Terrifying
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Birth of a Nation Trailer
CLICK HERE

Girls in Sports Bras…
CLICK HERE

Skinny Victoria Beckham
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Peyton Roi List is Everyone’s Favorite
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Bike Invention of the Day
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Terrorism and Mass Survillance…
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Michelle Lewin
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Kesha Made a Coachella Appearance..
CLICK HERE

Lots of Thigh Gaps
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Humpback Whales in Hawaii…
CLICK HERE

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Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
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The Piss Video
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Heavy Chested Amateur
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Random Tumblr Porn
CLICK HERE

Some Slut and her Toy
CLICK HERE

Is she Amateur or Not?
CLICK HERE

Someone Arrested for Jerking Off 3 Hours
CLICK HERE

Bree Olson Started a Go Fund Me for Rehab
CLICK HERE

Greek Tits of the Day
CLICK HERE

Naked Babe at the Pool
CLICK HERE

Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Big Tits in the Shower
CLICK HERE

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2016

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wasn’t at Coachella for the weekend, because I am not an asshole…but I did have the most amazing model do a Sunday morning takeover on my snapchat “drunkstepfather” and it was brilliant…Phoebe Price (yes that Pheobe Price) craziness and my favorite Irish dream ROSALIND LIPSETT

I was at a dive bar with a group of fat married chicks in their 40s who had one too many drinks due to excitement for being allowed out of the house for a night while the Husbands took advantage of the opportunity to jerk off to porn….leading to a bunch of screaming ladies, and not in a good way…awkwardness…but I did get one to show me her vagina when she discussed how her vagina wasn’t damaged from pregnancy…

Needless to say…amazing…but disgusting…still better than Coachella and the models…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Thigh Gaps
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NAZI PUG!
CLICK HERE

Just a Woman and a Tiger Cage in Toronto
CLICK HERE

Ecuador Earthquake – the Video – RIP 250 People
CLICK HERE

Hot Bitch in a Bra Top
CLICK HERE

Chrissy Teigen Shat Out a Baby
CLICK HERE

Bloody Courtney Stodden
CLICK HERE

Beyonce Sucking Lemons
CLICK HERE

Parallel Park of the Day
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KFC Handjob Ad for Twitter was Brilliant – Haters Gonna Hate
CLICK HERE

TV Interview Interrupted by Exploding Manhole Cover…
CLICK HERE

Lindsay Pelas Huge Tits
CLICK HERE

Turn Your Bike into a Bike Car
CLICK HERE

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2016

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I asked a girl for nudes today – she told me “I only do selfies”….as if that was some kind of valid rejection….when it’s the only kind of nudes I want…

It’s like “No bitch, I don’t want selfie nudes, I want fake photoshoot pics in a hotel some asshole with a digital camera took of you”….or maybe I want SEARS PHOTO STUDIO FAMILY PORTRAIT NUDES…let me buy you a shoot on groupon, you idiot. Now get naked”…

OBVIOUSLY I want the selfie nudes, in fact I want you to take the forward facing camera up so close to your pussy, so that I can see its fucking tears…crazy people..

Speaking of Selfies, It’s COACHELLA weekend, and selfies are 90 percent of the reason why people go to Coachella. I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I’m swiping tinder in Coachella from Canada, it’s cheaper than leaving the couch and you can still find the sluts and tell them to meet you at the hot parties…and pretend you couldn’t connect because of service being dodgy due to so many people in one place…or some shit..

Keep your eyes out for me lady…I’ll be the drunk…I am always the drunk…Here are some links…

Girls with Messy Rooms
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Kardashian Fucking a Bieber…
CLICK HERE

Hot Asians Who Don’t Look Asian
CLICK HERE

Liam Hemsworth is Not Engaged to Miley Cyrus…
CLICK HERE

Izabel Goulart Fixes Bikini For You Perverts
CLICK HERE

Anna Kendrick is a Monster
CLICK HERE

Bow Wow Steals Other People’s Pictures of Stacks of Money for his Instagram
CLICK HERE

Jessica Beil and her Muscular Legs
CLICK HERE

Bryce Dallas Howard’s Huge ASs in a Skirt
CLICK HERE

Climbing the World’s Tallest Church
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Miranda Kerr in Fitness Gear
CLICK HERE

Girl Snowboarder Chased By a Bear
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Kara Del Toro Huge Tits
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Hot Sluts Posing with BBQ
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Sophie Simmons Braless and Busty
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Erykah Badu Thinks Men are Designed to be Attracted to Tweens in Short Skirts and Urges Schools to Not Put Girls in Short Skirts…a statement the Feminists Rubbing Their Periods on their Faces in the Grocery store to show you How Important it is to not sexualize a woman or her right to spread her pussy in public while breast feeding or showing her nipples for breast feeding…don’t like
CLICK HERE

Reese Witherspoon’s Massive Cameltoe
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Dove Cameron is Engaged – No One Knows Who Dove Cameron Is….
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Emily Ratajkowski Playing with the Kardashians…
CLICK HERE

Julia Roberts is a MONSTER and THESE are her LEGS
CLICK HERE

Half Naked Woman Begging Tourist for Sex
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The Northern Most Town on Earth
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit Fat
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Dog Takes an Old Man on a Walk
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Dude Hangs Girlfriend’s Dog Over Balcony – What the Fuck
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Busker Shreds on a Classical Guitar in Chile
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Tinder Girls Who Go Stragith to the Point
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Diane Kruger’s Armpit!
CLICK HERE

iphone 6s Dropped 100 feet in a custom Lego Case
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Laura Vandervoort in Some Magazine
CLICK HERE

Risky MMA Attack Backfires
CLICK HERE

Maria Brothers World Record
CLICK HERE

Chris Rock’s Hot Young Pussy
CLICK HERE

Katherine McPhee – Boring
CLICK HERE

Alligator is Hungry for an Alligator
CLICK HERE

Some Whore of the Day
CLICK HERE

Teacher Confronted for Watching Porn
CLICK HERE

Nina Agdal at a Baseball Game in White Tight Pants
CLICK HERE

Olivia Wilde in a REvealing Dress
CLICK HERE

AMC Allowed Messages but then Banned Text Messages
CLICK HERE

How a Modern TV Show is Made…
CLICK HERE

Russian Jet Flies by the Navy…
CLICK HERE

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Toying the Snatch
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Random Tumblr Porn!
CLICK HERE

Greek Slut being Slutty
CLICK HERE

Hot Chick Puts Underwear on her Head
CLICK HERE

Naked Teacher and her Big Tits
CLICK HERE

Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

Janelle Fingering Herself
CLICK HERE

Crazy Ass Twerking!
CLICK HERE

Free Curated Porn Pics and Videos
CLICK HERE

Cute Girl in her Car…
CLICK HERE

Amazing Pee Video of the DAy
CLICK HERE

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